Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Eva Longoria

Well Hello, Eva Longoria’s BUM

The photo in question depicts a very ample, very naked Eva Longoria ass, so I’ve left it after the jump, because I know I get funny looks every time I’m caught looking at naked...

Eva and Tony: Still Going Strong!

Tony Parker got a little handsy with his scantily clad wife, Eva Longoria, on board a yacht in San Tropez. In fairness, I was one of the many people who thought these two would never last...

Eva and Tony Sure “Cannes” Kiss!

OMG you guys did you see what I did there? With that headline? Because Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are at Cannes and they’re kissing? Jesus Christ I am so unbelievably funny. OK...