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Emile Hirsch

Emile Hirsh Is Going To Jail For 15 Days

Remember earlier this year, when Emile Hirsch was arrested and charged with assault after he choked a female Paramount exec while drunk at the Sundance Film Festival. The case has been heard before a judge, and Hirsch is being punished… with a 15 day sentence in prison. FIFTEEN DAYS! He’s also have to pay a $4750 fine and do 50 hours...

Want to See Emile Hirsch’s Penis?

Of course you do. I don’t think it’d really matter *who* I put in a headline asking “Want to see [fill in the blank]’s penis”, because the answer would pretty much always be yes, and you’d be yes-ing either because you have a morbid curiosity (like wanting to see what Doug Hutchison‘s penis looks like;...