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Eddie Cibrian is Rethinking the Whole Marriage Thing

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Can y’all believe that it’s been a whole two weeks since we last ran a story about LeAnn or Eddie? I mean, that’s got to be some kind of record here, right? The thing is, it’s like the best was saved for last (or for today)—sources are saying that LeAnn and Eddie‘s marriage is getting so bad that she’s working overtime trying to get herself knocked up, because what better way to save a foundering marriage than to bring a poor, defenseless baby into the fray?

From Radar:

The relationship between LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian has hit a crossroads as the holiday season approaches, and we’ve got all the details for you right here on RadarOnline.com.

A source close to the situation tells Star that the Playboy Club star is “sick and tired of the chaos” that comes with the How Do I Live singer.

“It never seems to end,” the source said. “He can’t take all of the drama anymore. He told her he needs some time alone to get his head together.”

In reaction to Eddie’s emotional swerve, LeAnn, 30, has been doing her best to try and lock him into the relationship via a child.

“She’s taking vitamins and charting her cycle, and she’s even putting on a few pounds, hoping it will help her conceive,” the source said. “Her goal is to be pregnant in 2013, no matter what — even if she has to try IVF. She blames some of her emotional problems on not having a baby of her own.

One thing that’s held the 39-year-old actor from furthering distancing himself from LeAnn, the source tells Star, is dollars and cents.

“Eddie has to pay child support for [his sons with Brandi Glanville,] Mason and Jake. And let’s face it, his career is at a standstill. LeAnn is the breadwinner and he’s not about to destroy that gravy train. But he’s checked out emotionally.

“Being with LeAnn is a lot of work,” the source tells Star. “Eddie’s staring to question whether it’s even worth it.”

Wow. That is serious. LeAnn Rimes putting on a few pounds just in order to maybe, possibly conceive? It’s … well, it’s inconceivable (yeah, I know; bad, bad, bad). I didn’t think there was really anything in the world that could coerce LeAnn into thinking that it might be a little bit healthy not to weigh less than your average eight-year-old. Amazing, really.

On that note, Thanksgiving is coming, so LeAnn’s got a perfect chance to really beef herself up all in one shot. A few slices of pumpkin cream cheese pie here, a few dark meat wings there, and you’ve really got yourself a feast of epic proportions—at least where LeAnn’s concerned, since she’s probably only ingested lettuce and water every day, once a day, for the last few years.

You guys excited for a LeAnn-Eddie baby yet? Hey, maybe it’ll have its own Twitter account!!

Oh Dear God, What LeAnn Rimes Went As for Halloween

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Of course LeAnn Rimes dressed up with her ever-present husband, Eddie Cibrian. And ensured that all photos from every angle were Tweeted subsequently. Why would you ever think otherwise?

As you can see, LeAnn dressed up as Sandra Dee (from Grease), and Eddie dressed as Danny Zuko (also from Grease). And I have chills that are multiplying, friends. Positively f-cking MULTIPLYING.

There’re worse photos in the gallery, so go ahead and look—you know you want to.

Ruh-Roh: Why Isn’t Eddie Cibrian Wearing His Wedding Ring?

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Well hell, girl. I don’t know. But I figured the best way to quash this “Eddie‘s leaving LeAnn” rumor would be to go directly to the source—and I don’t mean Eddie’s rep (if he’s got one). I mean LeAnn’s Twitter, because we all know that all will be revealed there, guys. These are her latest Tweets from her feed:

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Yeah. So, completely irrelevant, right? And how unlike LeAnn is that? In fact, LeAnn hasn’t posted anything non-automatically generated since October 9th—two whole days ago, and it was this:

Sweats, pork roast w/ veggies, my hubby…. Heaven! I love when he comes home from and I’ve got dinner ready. It feels so Lucy and Ricky :)

Now, I have a few questions. My first, of course, is what in hell is LeAnn doing eating pork roast if she’s got this massive dental emergency that required a whole ton of anesthesia and what not? Second, Eddie’s rep’s actual statement? Is this:

“He went boxing at the gym and he doesn’t wear his ring at the gym, who wears their ring at the gym? Not many people do.”

Which sounds kind of rambly and scrambly to me, quite honestly. Also, we’ve seen Eddie going to/leaving the gym before. He’s never not had his ring on then, so what’s so different now? Don’t know, guys, but I feel like *something’s* brewing.

LeAnn Rimes Looks … Different

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Does she have her teeth out or something? What’s that? She doesn’t wear dentures? Oh. Could have fooled me. Them there’s some pretty crazy-looking veneers, then.

I mean, what’s going on with her face? Did she swallow a few of those veneers? I don’t know. I just can’t even imagine what’s going on inside that mouth of hers today, guys.

Also, Extra TV recently caught up with LeAnn and Eddie—and since it’s been a whole, like, ten days since we last talked about LeAnn and the Creepiest Birthday Cake of All Time, I figured I’d let you guys in on this little gem of a video. It features LeAnn and her husband talking about just how well they’ve gotten to know one another over the last year of their marriage. Because, you know, they celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary just about eight weeks ago AND THEY’RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT. Just … just watch the video, OK?

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Ugh, Josh Brolin is LeAnn’s celebrity crush. I’m sure he’s feeling really good today, too. And Eddie doesn’t have a celebrity crush? Come on, how coached of an answer is that? LeAnn probably gave him the death stare while he answered that question. I have no doubts that the guy’s ass was clenched like a fist. I don’t know. I tuned out right around that part and started looking at the photo of LeAnn’s teeth again.

Can we get a discussion going on what’s happening with LeAnn’s ever-evolving grill? They’re big, they’re small, they’re white, they’re ultrabrite … I can barely keep up. I HAVE TOOTH FATIGUE.

Of Course There’s a Photo From LeAnn and Eddie’s Vow Renewal Ceremony

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Did you guys know that these two asshats renewed their wedding vows on their one-year anniversary? Because they did. And while it might be cute for another couple to do it on their one-year anniversary (say, a couple like Michelle Williams and Jason Segel), it’s not all that cute, because we’re talking about Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes here. The thing is, this was one of LeAnn’s TwitPics. Do you know what kind of TwitPics girlfriend normally sends out? Because it’s these. It’s always these, with Eddie and kissy-faces and LURVE and big teeth … I could go on and on, really.

I don’t know. I just can’t look at this anymore. I’m going to head over to our friends at Celebslam, where they’ve compiled the Hottest Twitpics of April. I will park myself there for the remainder of the evening. At least there I can look at people like Miranda Kerr. And you should, too.

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Renewed Their Vows

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I should have known that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian would be the kind of couple to renew their vows every single year. I guess I just didn’t think about it, because of course LeAnn would want the extra attention. I believe she was fond of renewing her vows with her old husband, Dean Sheremet, as well, and I’m sure she’ll enjoy renewing her vows with the husband she takes after Eddie, too. She’s a romantic!

From E! Online:

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrianare still celebrating their first wedding anniversary…one week later.

The duo, who commemorated their first official year together as husband and wife with a weekend getaway to Calabasas, Calif., last week, continued the festivities Friday when they said their I-dos once more.

“Renewed our vows today….it’s incredible to thank each other for the past year as husband and wife,” Rimes tweeted Friday. “Here’s to another great year!”

The couple, who wed April 22 of last year, spent more time relaxing near the ocean this weekend, with Rimes tweeting Thursday, “CHILLING….listening to Radiohead and enjoying the view…man and beach :).”

Saturday, the Twitter-loving country singer shared more details with followers, writing, “Eddie and I went climbing on the rocks in the ocean yesterday to see the thousands of crabs. I did not realize til now just how dab I kicked a rock with two of my toes…OUCH.”

Prior to Rimes and Cibrian’s vow renewal, the couple surprised each other with anniversary gifts, with Rimes gifting Cibrian with a new watch, and Cibrian surprising his wife with a huge ring.

That huge ring, by the way:

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Sure.

But this is kind of sweet, right? Maybe a little? I think a couple renewing their wedding vows can be really sweet and special. Take Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, for instance, who renew their wedding vows every year (their last ceremony was on Friday too!). I think it’s clear that they truly love each other, and I think it’s lovely that they celebrate that every year. But then again, Heidi Klum and Seal were also known for doing the same thing, and look what happened to them. There always seems to be some suspicions about couples who feel the need to have a ceremony every single year, and I don’t know if I agree with that. However, I definitely wouldn’t bet on LeAnn and Eddie being in it for the long haul.

But what do you think?

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are Bringing a Third Party Into Their Relationship

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Bwahahahah! What, you actually thought that I meant Eddie and LeAnn were going to have a baby? And ruin that fine-ass figure? Hell-to-the-no! Eddie wouldn’t touch that snatch with a ten-foot pole if it got all stretched out and gummy because some dumb fetus might have to pass through on its way out to the world. And a c-section? God, what’s worse? A ripped up birth canal, or having to look at a nasty scar each and every time you tried to get your rocks off? There’s just no good choices there.

No, the third party I’m talking about is LeAnn’s friend, Lizzy, who was being molested by LeAnn in all of these photos, much to the sheer enjoyment of Eddie and some dude.

And also, I checked LeAnn’s Twitter account today to see if she had made some kind of statement about how she doesn’t condone lesbianism and only has eyes for her douchebag husband, but I didn’t find anything. Actually, no, that’s not entirely correct – the only things I found were a bunch of auto-generated Virgo horoscopes and … and, well, she changed her handle to ‘LeAnn Rimes Cibrian’. Now, I’m not going to pretend that I don’t follow LeAnn on Twitter (you can follow us too, you know), because I do, so I’m the first to admit that I had not yet seen that she changed her last name via addendum. LeAnn Rimes Cibrian? My goodness. Someone’s trying awfully hard, now, aren’t they? How long has this been going on, anyhow?

But back to the faux-lesbianism. Come on. Does she really think this is the ticket? Is poor LeAnn that deluded that she’s willing to do absolutely anything in her power to keep her ill-gotten gains? And is Eddie actually enjoying this? And if not, what more can LeAnn do to ensure that the fires of their marriage don’t peter out? Because nothing says, “I love you forever, baby” like stimulating your husband’s desire for girl-on-girl action once he starts getting bored with just you and your crap implants.

Jeez.