Today's Evil Beet Gossip
Ed Asner

Mommy Time!

Here’s Christina Aguilera and son Max — with hubby Jordan Bratman not far behind — leaving their hotel in New York City.

I love how Christina’s sweatshirt matches Max’s baby one-piece.

You know, Christina, wearing sweats and holding your baby, with your hair back and simple lipstick, you look a whole hell of a lot hotter than you do here. You know, where you look like a crackwhore. I’m just saying.

Also, looking at Max’s little one-piece made me remember that someone told me a long time ago that there was a website that sold adult pajamas with feet. And just looking at little Max I’m like “Oh! He looks so comfortable! I want to buy a pair of those pajamas.” So I did a little Googling, and found Big Feet PJs, which, much to my delight, has an entire section of their website devoted to celebrities who love their PJs! What this really boils down to is a great number of celebrities posing awkwardly with a pair of pajamas at what must have been some manner of swag event. These celebrities include Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Samuel L. Jackson, Doris Roberts, Ed Asner, Jeff Conway, and many, many more.

Can I please run the Ed Asner pic here? Please? Because it really made my whole day.

OMG this is so much more interesting than Christina Aguilera. I should have just done my whole post on pajamas with feet. But then you guys would have been all like “You obviously don’t know anything about pajamas with feet and you need to stick to the gossip!!!!” in the comments.