Dylan Sprouse, former star of Disney’s The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, “accidentally” leaked nude photos on twitter. I put accidentally in quotation marks, because come ON. He just went on a tirade about how Joe Jonas was full of bullshit and I guess he realized that got him a lot of attention and so what’s the next move when a former Disney kid gets attention? They get nude. “Accidentally” nude.
After the pics got taken down, he tweeted the following:
Whoops, guess I’m not 14 and fat anymore
I messed up… but I’d be a fool not to own up to it. Got to move past it I suppose
move past it in a sexy way tho ~~ pic.twitter.com/rG7mgjyvZM [the link goes to a photo of him as a baby]
At least you can’t see my third testicle
And then, as if all those tweets weren’t enough, he decided to link to an essay he wrote about the pics with this tweet:
Some “highlights” from the essay:
First off, I will state that the reason I’m making light of the situation is because I don’t think what I did was wrong. To be blunt, I was proud of my progress in the gym, thought I looked hot, and wanted to share it. [...]
Secondly, the real problem here was not me sending my pictures to someone, but rather, sending them to the WRONG someone. The real travesty is a misplaced trust, and while I am certainly to blame for it, it is a shame that my private life was somehow forcibly dragged into the public’s perception of me. [...]
Finally though, and I think that this is the most important part, because of this, I gained 200,000 followers on twitter, 40,000 followers on tumblr, and 20,000 followers on instagram…. It seems to me that the majority of people are actually praising this act as some sort of device to receive fame (or infamy). Why? I have no clue …
My GOD, this KID. SHUT UP. Like the Josh Hutcherson nudes, NO ONE CARES. You don’t have to write a treatise on it. I find this kid and his reaction incredibly annoying and he obviously leaked the nudes on purpose. Oh, and if that’s not enough, he also posted one of the nude pics with his essay. I’m not kidding and I’m not posting it here, because NO, DYLAN. NO.