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Drake Tries To Cover Up His Disgust After Madonna Kiss

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Well, this is a bit awkward. The internet went crazy this week after video surfaced online of Madonna “making out” with Drake while performing at Coachella. The whole thing was a bit of a disaster given that Drake looked absolutely disgusted afterwards. It was the kinda look you’d make if your mom tried to french kiss you – that level of terrible. But now Drake feels kinda bad about the whole thing and he’s trying to say he wasn’t grossed out about the kiss, it was just her lipstick that he wasn’t into!

From TMZ:

Sources close to Drake tell TMZ … he loved the kiss. As for whether the kiss was prearranged, Drake says it wasn’t … the plan was for Madonna to dance around him while he sat in the chair.

Drake says he was not banking on a transfer of the glossy stuff and that’s why he blanched.
When you look closely at the video, it looks like whatever lipstick there is it’s pretty colorless … either nude or beige.

I mean, what kinda bullshit is that? There’s no lipstick there, and anyway, lipstick doesn’t really taste like anything – not that strongly, anyway. However, I will say I think it’s pretty sweet that Drake obviously feels awful that his reaction was so obvious and Madonna is taking a lot of shit for it. Real gentleman, that Drake.


Still doesn’t change anything, though. Madonna needs to stop kissing people that clearly don’t want it. Shut it down.

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Madonna Kissed Drake at Coachella and He Was Not Happy About It

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Poor Drake, man. He just can’t catch a break. First he had Amanda Bynes after him, and now it’s Madonna, who has made no secret of her desire to “work” with him over the past few months. She finally got her chance at Coachella this weekend, where she planted a disgusting open-mouthed kiss on him. I believe his reaction says it all.

First of all, can I just say… WTF? Madonna is infamous for being some kind of sex goddess, but this “kiss” was more like a succubus attaching to her pray. No wonder he looks so disgusting once she finally let him up for air. Also, isn’t Madonna a bit too old to pull the “kiss for press” trick? She already did that like, a decade ago with Britney. The jig is up, lady.

This whole thing is just so, so wrong.

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Madonna and Drake are flirting on Instagram and it’s creepy

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Madonna is still desperately trying to be “down with the kids”, so she’s pulling out all the stops. She released her latest video via SnapChat, of all fucking things, and now she’s renting rappers to appear on her songs in hopes of making anyone, of any age, want to listen to them. (Seriously – have you HEARD the new album? It’s absolutely awful.)

With that in mind, I suppose it’s not all that surprising to see that Madonna decided to get her flirt on with Drake via Instagram. Even more bizarre is the fact that Drake is the one that initiated this, writing “I wanna ride with you”. What followed was a bizarre exchange that I just do not understand.

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Help me understand. Please.

Apparently Madonna hired Drake to rap in the final part of “Best Night”, one of the “highly sexual” tracks on Rebel Heart. Make it stop.

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Drake sends thirsty DMs to porn star Mia Khalifa but does not succeed

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Oh, poor Drake. He’ll never quite get there, will he? He’s made a career for himself post Wheelchair Jimmy as the “sensitive” rapper who manages to hang around with the likes of Rihanna and Nicki Minaj, so it’s not all bad new. However, one stigma that has always followed him around (in addition to basically being labeled a sissy by his fellow rappers/laughed at whenever he tries talking about “dropping bodies”) is his notorious thirst. Drake has never refuted his thirst levels – he very openly lusts after sexy famous women he has no chance of ever getting with, and that’s all fine and well.

Except lately he’s been sending DMs – that’s “direct messages”, for the un-hip – to porn star Mia Khalifa, trying to… well, I’m not sure what he was trying to do. Presumably, he wanted to sleep with her and was hoping his money and fame status (and maybe those recently “leaked” dick pics) would help him out in that way. Instead, it just made Mia do an interview in which she called out his weak flirting skills :(

From Mancave Daily:

Mia Khalifa, Pornhub’s No. 1 rated porn star, joined The Page Q Sports Show on WQAM Sunday night to talk about everything from her relatively new career as a porn star, to her bizarre hatred of cats, to the type of people who try to slide into those private messages on social media. Like, say, super famous rapper, Drake, for instance…

Wait, what?

Mia was asked about which famous people have tried contacting her since she became famous. After appearing a little reluctant to divulge the information, she loosened up:

Host: How ’bout this. Give me a name it rhymes with.
Mia: Oh my god. Ummm. It rhymes with…”rake.”

And did Rake follow her on Twitter and creep through direct message all smooth, like most famous people? Of course not. He actually sent her a half-naked picture on Instagram, like a horny teenager. Because, of course Rake would do that.

She liked it, though, right?

“It was so cringeworthy. The whole thing was cringeworthy.”

LOL, oh dear. That’s not very good. When will Drake stop embarrassing himself? The answer is “probably never”, but we can hope.

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Drake’s ex-stripper friend put his dick pics online

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So… apparently Drake got himself involved with a stripper sometime last year. Said stripper later lied and said Drake fathered her kid, which was later proven to be a lie, but apparently Drake threatened her to keep quiet or something at some point so she’s seeking revenge by posting his dick pics online, as you do.

From MediaTakeout:

MediaTakeOut.com just received an image of what we understand MAY BE DRAKE’S PEEN. Generally we don’t just BLATENTLY POST PICS LIKE THIS . . but there’s a news story behind it.

You see, Jhonni Blaze – a Houston skripper, has been feuding with Drake for weeks. You’ll recall, she called the police on Drizzy, claiming that he had threatened her with the goons.

Well Jhonni’s relationship with Drake is continuing to sour. Something popped off between the two, which led Jhonni to leak the below pic, which was ALLEGEDLY sent to her during a conversation with Drake. The number it was sent from is DEFINITELY Drake’s.

Huh. Well, I guess that’s all very exciting, if you’re into that sort of thing. I had to keep from throwing up in my mouth when looking at the explicit photo (which is NSFW, obvs, and behind the cut), but you may be into it… Enjoy!

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Does Drake like to have his ass eaten?

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I know this is a bit of a difficult topic, especially so close to lunchtime, so please just bear with me here. An apparent Drake groupie has come forward claiming that she’s not only slept with the rapper, but also eaten his ass – a rather more intense version of a rim job, I would imagine (eating ass is not my thing). It’s all rather hilarious and probably untrue, but the descriptions from the girl who’s saying this shit is just golden.

The girl in question says she met Drake through mutual friends and they hung out several times before he “finally decided to give [her] the dick”. This apparently took place at his place in Calabasas, California, after a trip to the club – as you do. They also apparently had to sign a non-disclosure agreement before coming in and give up their cell phones. Here we go!

From Media Takeout:

We all were drinking and smoking, and Drake took me to his room – which was GIGANTIC. He took off all his clothes, and mine and laid me down and started eating me. His d*ck is not really big, but it’s THICK.

I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. He has a real talent. His tongue went from p*zzy to butt, back to p*zzy. I think I c*me out of both.

He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” MTO I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole. I never did that before, but it was Drake do I’m not gonna lie I did it.

It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking. I wish I had a camera and could see what was happening from far back.

But MTO, my review of Drake is incomplete cause I never really got the d*ck. I’m embarrassed to say it, but Drake enjoyed getting his butt ate so much that he n*tted. All over my new weave. I can’t really complain though cause the man has a tongue of GOLD and I already got 3 nuts.

After it was over he was cool. He told me that I could take a shower in his bathroom, but that there were cameras everywhere so I shouldn’t try and steal ish.

He would text me every now and then when he came to [HER TOWN] but we never got to meet up. He always changed his mind :(. I’m getting back at him though by sending you thins. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want the world to know he likes his butt eaten.

HAHAHA. The bold, guys. The bold! Again, this is all probably bullshit, but people are always trying to play poor Drake out. Like he doesn’t get enough shit without some thirsty fan claiming that he goes nuts having his ass eaten.

WHY GOD WHY: Rihanna and Drake broke up

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Sometimes life is really unfair, you guys. One day, Rihanna and Drake are happily together, being adorable and loved up and it seems like the sun is shining eternally. The next, they’ve BROKEN UP and the world comes crashing down. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!

From US Weekly:

“Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting, but that could all change any day now. It is how it always is with them.”

Well, duh. Sorry, but this was always going to happen. Drake has always been too sprung – first on Nicki Minaj, then on Rihanna – and he was always going to get his heart broken. Rihanna doesn’t want some softy, she wants a dickhead who challenges her/treats her like shit. Why are so many of us (us being women) like that?

I wonder who RiRi’s next boyfriend will be, and how long Drake will be crying. TERRIBLE NEWS, guys.

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