I know this is a bit of a difficult topic, especially so close to lunchtime, so please just bear with me here. An apparent Drake groupie has come forward claiming that she’s not only slept with the rapper, but also eaten his ass – a rather more intense version of a rim job, I would imagine (eating ass is not my thing). It’s all rather hilarious and probably untrue, but the descriptions from the girl who’s saying this shit is just golden.
The girl in question says she met Drake through mutual friends and they hung out several times before he “finally decided to give [her] the dick”. This apparently took place at his place in Calabasas, California, after a trip to the club – as you do. They also apparently had to sign a non-disclosure agreement before coming in and give up their cell phones. Here we go!
From Media Takeout:
We all were drinking and smoking, and Drake took me to his room – which was GIGANTIC. He took off all his clothes, and mine and laid me down and started eating me. His d*ck is not really big, but it’s THICK.
I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. He has a real talent. His tongue went from p*zzy to butt, back to p*zzy. I think I c*me out of both.
He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” MTO I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole. I never did that before, but it was Drake do I’m not gonna lie I did it.
It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking. I wish I had a camera and could see what was happening from far back.
But MTO, my review of Drake is incomplete cause I never really got the d*ck. I’m embarrassed to say it, but Drake enjoyed getting his butt ate so much that he n*tted. All over my new weave. I can’t really complain though cause the man has a tongue of GOLD and I already got 3 nuts.
After it was over he was cool. He told me that I could take a shower in his bathroom, but that there were cameras everywhere so I shouldn’t try and steal ish.
He would text me every now and then when he came to [HER TOWN] but we never got to meet up. He always changed his mind :(. I’m getting back at him though by sending you thins. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want the world to know he likes his butt eaten.
HAHAHA. The bold, guys. The bold! Again, this is all probably bullshit, but people are always trying to play poor Drake out. Like he doesn’t get enough shit without some thirsty fan claiming that he goes nuts having his ass eaten.
July 15, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Sometimes life is really unfair, you guys. One day, Rihanna and Drake are happily together, being adorable and loved up and it seems like the sun is shining eternally. The next, they’ve BROKEN UP and the world comes crashing down. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!
From US Weekly:
“Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting, but that could all change any day now. It is how it always is with them.”
Well, duh. Sorry, but this was always going to happen. Drake has always been too sprung – first on Nicki Minaj, then on Rihanna – and he was always going to get his heart broken. Rihanna doesn’t want some softy, she wants a dickhead who challenges her/treats her like shit. Why are so many of us (us being women) like that?
I wonder who RiRi’s next boyfriend will be, and how long Drake will be crying. TERRIBLE NEWS, guys.
May 15, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Here’s what happened. She went on Power 105.1?s The Breakfast Club radio show and talked about Juicy J, whom she worked with on the track “Dark Horse”. That’s what she fumbled. Via Hollywood Life:
“[Juicy J] is such a sweet, genuine guy. [He’s] an amazing hard worker,” Katy said. “I’ve worked with a lot of people that I’ve done little pieces on songs and not that they’ve got ego, but Juicy’s the kindest. He’s like the most kindest, sympathetic, sweet — I don’t wanna make him out like to be softer than Drake…”
Ouch! Katy quickly tried to backpedal, saying, “I love Drake. He’s like my secret diary.” Nice save.
Kids these days with their music.
What do you think about what Ms. Perry said?
April 29, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Drake and Rihanna have messed around in the past – and Drake was apparently left with a lot of ~feelings~ after Rihanna used him for sex a few years ago – but apparently now they’re making a real go of things and giving a proper romantic relationship a shot.
Multiple sources extremely close to the couple tell us, Rihanna and Drake have gone from casually hooking up to seriously dating … they’ve decided to give it a serious shot.
We’re told Rihanna wants to spend as much time with Drake as her schedule will allow — because he treats her better than anyone she’s ever been with. Not a high bar.
As we reported, the pair have been virtually inseparable while Drake’s been touring in Europe — we’re told Rihanna has spent every single night with him since she arrived.
As for Drake, he’s smitten — one source said “he’s in the best mood he’s been in a long time.”
Aw, well isn’t that sweet? I doubt this will last very long as Rihanna can’t seem to stay with men who aren’t complete dickheads, but I always thought they make a cute couple. Drake is pretty low key and totally emo, so who knows, maybe he’ll tame her craziness a bit.
March 16, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Yeah, yeah, it’s this old story again. Rihanna and Drake performed together at a Paris concert and got a little cozy with some sexy dancing and all of that and now everyone’s wondering if they’re together. Chances are, the answer to that is a definite NO, but I’d say they’re probably sleeping together again – or were while they were in the same place.
They were also seen together the night before this at the Soixante Dix Neuf nightclub, also in Paris, where they were apparently “getting cozy”. I sorta like them as a couple, but I thought Drake was with Jhené Aiko. Hmm…
February 26, 2014 at 5:30 pm by Jennifer
I’m disgusted [...] RIP to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. All respect due. But the press is evil.
Tough Day At The Office
With today being the 5th anniversary of So Far Gone I figured it’s fitting to return to it’s place of its origin in order to clear the air about an extremely emotional day. I completely support and agree with Rolling Stone replacing me on the cover with the legendary Phillip Seymour Hoffman. He is one of the most incredible actors of our time and a man that deserves to be immortalized by this publication. My frustration stemmed from the way it was executed. The circumstances at hand are completely justifiable (on the magazines behalf), but I was not able to salvage my story or my photos and that was devastating. They ran the issue without giving me a choice to be in it or not. I would have waited until it was my time because I understand the magnitude of the cover they chose but I just wasn’t given that option and that made me feel violated. I apologize to anybody who took my initial comments out of context because in no way would I ever want to offend the Hoffman family or see myself as bigger than that moment. I am still the same person. Today I was forced out of my character and felt the need to react swiftly. These days are the worst ones. Waking up after a great night in the studio and it’s your day to be picked apart. After dwelling on it for a few hours or days you will come to the conclusion that you brought it on yourself almost every time. So here I am having that moment. I once again apologize to everybody who took my cover comments the wrong way. I respect Rolling Stone for being willing to give a kid from Toronto a shot at the cover. I guess this is a day to learn and grow.
It guess this apology is more humble than the first time around? It would have been an even better statement if he took out the bullshit about his comments being “out of context” and jumped right to the I’m sorry part at the end, but with more “I’m sorry”.
What do you think of Drake’s apology?