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Does Drake like to have his ass eaten?

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I know this is a bit of a difficult topic, especially so close to lunchtime, so please just bear with me here. An apparent Drake groupie has come forward claiming that she’s not only slept with the rapper, but also eaten his ass – a rather more intense version of a rim job, I would imagine (eating ass is not my thing). It’s all rather hilarious and probably untrue, but the descriptions from the girl who’s saying this shit is just golden.

The girl in question says she met Drake through mutual friends and they hung out several times before he “finally decided to give [her] the dick”. This apparently took place at his place in Calabasas, California, after a trip to the club – as you do. They also apparently had to sign a non-disclosure agreement before coming in and give up their cell phones. Here we go!

From Media Takeout:

We all were drinking and smoking, and Drake took me to his room – which was GIGANTIC. He took off all his clothes, and mine and laid me down and started eating me. His d*ck is not really big, but it’s THICK.

I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. He has a real talent. His tongue went from p*zzy to butt, back to p*zzy. I think I c*me out of both.

He then laid on his back and was like “My Turn.” MTO I was ready to suck the OXYGEN outta him and I did. After a few minutes he started pushing my head down, towards his b*lls. I sucked on them for a while and he pushed me down FURTHER to his butt hole. I never did that before, but it was Drake do I’m not gonna lie I did it.

It was weird eating a man’s butt like that, but I’m a freak, and it was Drake LOL. He was laying there on the bed with his leg spread open and my face in his butt and his legs shaking. I wish I had a camera and could see what was happening from far back.

But MTO, my review of Drake is incomplete cause I never really got the d*ck. I’m embarrassed to say it, but Drake enjoyed getting his butt ate so much that he n*tted. All over my new weave. I can’t really complain though cause the man has a tongue of GOLD and I already got 3 nuts.

After it was over he was cool. He told me that I could take a shower in his bathroom, but that there were cameras everywhere so I shouldn’t try and steal ish.

He would text me every now and then when he came to [HER TOWN] but we never got to meet up. He always changed his mind :(. I’m getting back at him though by sending you thins. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t want the world to know he likes his butt eaten.

HAHAHA. The bold, guys. The bold! Again, this is all probably bullshit, but people are always trying to play poor Drake out. Like he doesn’t get enough shit without some thirsty fan claiming that he goes nuts having his ass eaten.

WHY GOD WHY: Rihanna and Drake broke up

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Sometimes life is really unfair, you guys. One day, Rihanna and Drake are happily together, being adorable and loved up and it seems like the sun is shining eternally. The next, they’ve BROKEN UP and the world comes crashing down. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!

From US Weekly:

“Rihanna and Drake had another fight,” a source tells Us. “He is too in love with her, which has always been the problem. They have been fighting, but that could all change any day now. It is how it always is with them.”

Well, duh. Sorry, but this was always going to happen. Drake has always been too sprung – first on Nicki Minaj, then on Rihanna – and he was always going to get his heart broken. Rihanna doesn’t want some softy, she wants a dickhead who challenges her/treats her like shit. Why are so many of us (us being women) like that?

I wonder who RiRi’s next boyfriend will be, and how long Drake will be crying. TERRIBLE NEWS, guys.

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Did Katy Perry Diss Drake?

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Katy Perry may have found herself in a bit of hot water when talking about Drake. Some are saying it’s a big diss; personally, I don’t see the big deal.

Here’s what happened. She went on Power 105.1?s The Breakfast Club radio show and talked about Juicy J, whom she worked with on the track “Dark Horse”. That’s what she fumbled. Via Hollywood Life:

“[Juicy J] is such a sweet, genuine guy. [He’s] an amazing hard worker,” Katy said. “I’ve worked with a lot of people that I’ve done little pieces on songs and not that they’ve got ego, but Juicy’s the kindest. He’s like the most kindest, sympathetic, sweet — I don’t wanna make him out like to be softer than Drake…”

Ouch! Katy quickly tried to backpedal, saying, “I love Drake. He’s like my secret diary.” Nice save.

What is so “ouch” about that? Is she implying that Drake’s music isn’t hardcore rap? Hopefully her sometimes-friend Rihanna won’t be too mad, and hopefully Drake won’t throw a tantrum.

Kids these days with their music.

What do you think about what Ms. Perry said?

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