Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Doug Reinhardt

Paris Steps Out with Her Ex

Oh BURN. With rumors abounding that Douche Reinhardt dumped The Par-Par, and not the other way around, Paris has quickly stumbled on the very best way to make a recent ex-boyfriend jealous:...

Je T’Adore, Dougie!

This the little couple that just won’t quit! Paris and Dougie did some shopping in Paris today before heading off to the Ritz, because their life is hard like that. It’s cool...

Paris Hilton Still Exists

You guys, Paris Hilton’s Twitter is like the funniest thing in the world right now. It is 95% product placement and 5% fawning over Doug Reinhardt. I don’t know which I find...

They Can’t Dress Up as Themselves

Considering that a lot of non-famous people probably dressed up like them last night, it’s interesting to see what celebs chose to be for Halloween. I love that Gwen Stefani...

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Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at her home in Mulholland Estates. Both she AND boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dressed up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, which I don’t...

Paris and Doug: Back on!

If you’re anything like me, you wake up every morning lately, scan the news headlines, and ask yourself, “Why isn’t Paris Hilton’s name anywhere on here?”...

I Think You Meant Her Vagina Is a Circus

Contradicting reports that the douche is devastated and begging Paris to take him back, Doug Reinhardt has released a statement that I’m sure is completely true and is in no way a sad...

Your Daily … Paris?

Ummmm I think I speak for all of us when I say “WHERE THE HELL IS LINDSAY LOHAN???” Pictures of the starlet have been exceedingly rare these days. It’s really, really...