“Crazy! I’m real excited,” Pauly told MTV News about his pal’s impending motherhood. “You want to know why? I love babies! I love everything about them, when they’re not yours. So I’ll take care of it, spoil it and then when it’s crying, give it back to Snooki.”
It seems that Pauly isn’t the only one excited by the “Shore” crew’s first baby; the mama-to-be is also pretty stoked. “She’s excited,” he shared about Snooki. “She loves it. She’s always wanted kids. I want to be at the delivery room.”
While the baby’s daddy is most definitely Jionni, Pauly laughed that Snooki’s fling with Vinny had him worrying he might be a dad in the near future. “He’s counting the months,” Pauly joked about Vinny doing the conception math. “At first he was, but then he’s like, ‘It’s no way in the world, it’s no way. It’s gotta be Jionni’s. It’s gotta be.’ Aw, man, congratulations Vinny!” Pauly laughed.
Oh God, what if it is Vinny‘s kid? Or worse, what it the baby comes out looking just like a tiny little Situation? That’s a horrible, horrible thought, so I’ll just start thinking about how good the Snooki Delivery Special will be when it airs on MTV. Pauly will hit on nurses and other pregnant ladies, and Deena would try out something in an IV somewhere. It will be such a glorious piece of art, it really will.
“I think for Nicole, I can see her having a cheetah or zebra print-themed wedding because she loves animal print,” roomie Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola told us today while promoting the upcoming season finale of Jersey Shore (airing March 15 at 10 p.m. on MTV). “I’m excited for them. I just can’t wait to party for the wedding and do all the fun things she has coming in her life now.”
Sammi already has some GTL-inspired baby gifts in mind.
“If it’s a boy maybe some hair gel,” she laughed. “If it’s a girl, maybe some baby bronzer. I think it’s definitely going to be Jersey-themed.”
“Snooki is going to be a fun parent,” Sammi added.
And for any Snooki haters out there, Sammi’s got some words for you.
“It’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant,” she said. “She’s doing her thing, she’s living her life and I just think she’s blessed. I can’t wait to see a little guido or guidette running around. I just think it’s going to be so exciting.”
Yeah, it’s not like she’s 16 and pregnant, ok? It’s just that she’s 24 and probably an alcoholic, that’s what’s worrisome.
How are you guys feeling right now? Are you settling in to a world that will soon contain Snooki’s offspring yet?
March 8, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
Maybe. According to a recent nomination for “America’s Best DJ,” Jersey Shore‘s orange, shellacked, crappy music-spinning character, Pauly D could be crowned with the notoriety that comes along with being the greatest DJ in the land.
And I guess I’m not the only one kind of regurgitating breakfast (I did not have sausage and potatoes today) over it, because last year’s winner, Z-Trip, has some less-than-lovely things to say about the little man’s nomination, too:
Being last years winner, I have 2 say, it’s a bit of a knock 2 all the OG’s 2 include Pauly D on Americas Best DJ 2010 ballot.
Don’t hide your feelings, there, friend. Tweet it up.
So, yeah. Even if you know nothing about the DJ’ing community, go and nominate someone else. Or make sure you vote for someone else when the time comes. There’s a zillion and a half to choose from. Because really? If this clown gains even an iota more of ill-deserved fame, I might just kill myself. Really.