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Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Aren’t Even Trying to Get Divorced

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It seems like it’s been a good long while since Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher split up, huh? That’s because it’s been a whole year. It was last November that Demi announced her decision to leave Ashton, but it was back in September when we learned that Ashton had been having an affair. So really, this whole thing has been a mess for well over a year. So why aren’t they divorced yet?

Because they’re not doing anything. They haven’t discussed who gets what or how the money is going to be split. There are no papers. They haven’t even discussed anything with their lawyers yet. They’re just hanging out, still legally married, still legally cool, while Ashton knocks up his old costars. Sounds super healthy.

The rumor was that Ashton and Demi just had their Kabbalah wedding, but they never legally got married. But somebody with a lot of dedication found some documents that proved that wasn’t the case. So what’s the deal? Here’s another rumor: Ashton has a ton of money, and he just doesn’t want to give it up in a messy divorce. How noble.

How are any of the ladies in Ashton’s life even cool with this?

So This is What Demi Looks Like Today

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The photo I ran with last night’s piece about Demi Moore was from the infamous set where she was in the throes of getting ready to head to rehab, and now we finally have some pictures to compare them to today.

She’s looking so, so much better, but the story still remains the same—she’s still allegedly toeing a very fine line between “I’m just … ugh” and “I’m so not OK,” and her friends and handlers are allegedly just as worried today as they were a month ago, despite the fact that Demi’s looking … well, she’s looking pretty decent, considering all things. She’s even looking better than what she was back in September, and that’s quite an improvement, too.

Thoughts?

Is Demi Moore About to Relapse?

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Uh, sources say ‘yes’.

From Radar Online via People:

“Her friends aren’t convinced she’s all better,” multiple sources close to Demi told People magazine.

Demi’s figure has been consistently wasting away leaving her frail, and leaving her friends with red flags that the nearly 50-year-old is still struggling with the loss of her relationship with Ashton.

In August Demi attended an 80s-themed birthday party for friend and fellow actress Soleil Moon Frye in which one partygoer described her as “guilt, a little more subdued that she’s been in the past.”

The magazine also reveals that Demi wasn’t the only one surprised by Ashton’s quick hookup with Mila — the actor’s friends were equally as shocked.

“I would have never believed Ashton could get serious this fast,” a friend close to Ashton said.

“He was so happy to get out from under the stagnant relationship with Demi that he was overeager to play around and have fun. But it didn’t take long to bring him home again.”

So, apparently Demi‘s going out to birthday shindigs “guilt,” whatever the f-ck that means, ahd she, herself, is about to turn the big 5-0 (and holy crap, can you believe this woman’s fifty years old? … Me either) alone, sad, and without a young whippersnapping penis by her side. I mean, yeah, I could think of a bunch of way more awful things to be at fifty years old, but “dumped by a thirtysomething man-child” isn’t really at the top of that list.

Come on, Demi—snap the f-ck out of this shit. You’re talented, attractive, and you’ve got a lot going for yourself. Don’t spend the rest of your time on this earth lamenting something that someone else didn’t take as seriously as you yourself did, OK? It’s just not worth it.

Demi Moore: Not Looking So Great

[Image removed upon request] I mean, she’s looking GOOD, if we’re specifically talking on a physical level (and that hair! So pretty!), but if you look deep into her sad, vacant eyes, you’ll see that the outside package does not match the inside.

This is Demi leaving a club last night, and sources are saying that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher‘s new relationship has pretty much put a massive strain on everything in her life. The same sources are also saying that Ashton’s putting pressure on Demi to sign the divorce papers that he sent awhile back, and still, up to this point, she hasn’t. From Showbiz Spy:

“Ashton always wanted Demi to take the lead in filing for divorce, and in her own good time,” said a source. “He didn’t press her too hard because she was going through heavy emotional distress and he didn’t want to pile it on her. But now he’s calling Demi and begging her to file, driven by Mila’s agony over being in a romance with a still-married man. It stings her that he’s fallen in love with a girl much younger than she is. She’s not in the mood to make things easier for him.”

Sure, I mean, I wouldn’t be in the mood to make things easier on him, either, but I also wouldn’t go out in the world looking like the world’s biggest broken heart. No, I’d stay in with some Ben & Jerry’s, wiping my ass with the aforementioned divorce papers, and mailing them with stamps charged on Ashton’s Amex. Damn, girl.

Demi Moore’s Going to Write an Ashton Kutcher Tell-All and I Will Probably Buy It

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So, Demi Moore might be writing a book, have you heard?

From Books & Review:

[Demi] has reportedly reached a deal worth $2 million with publisher HarperCollins to write a book. The book will be edited by Jennifer Barth, and backstopped by publisher Jonathan Burnham. According to sources they are still negotiating a delivery date and making a deal with a co-writer.

And what will the book be about? Come on. What else would it be about? Demi Moore, though she’s definitely more of a sympathetic soul these days than really anything else, used to be a bombshell in her day. She was an original member of the Brat Pack, and headlined a lot of really, really great movies that I love to this day. I mean, have you guys ever seen One Crazy Summer with Demi and John Cusack? Because it’s completely one of my most favorite movies of all time. Sources are saying that the book, however, will not only talk about Ashton and her six-year marriage to him, but will also cover what it was like to be in the legendary “Brat Pack”:

… Some say that it is not a trip down memory lane for the actress who got her start as a member of the Brat Pack. According some unnamed sources she met with publishers to personally pitch the book, which isn’t a memoir, but rather a specific story about her complex relationship with her mother, and how it impacted her life and career.

Another source told The Daily Star that Moore, left depressed and angry after Kutcher cheated on her, she decided to reap her revenge on him by signing a book contract. An insider claims, “We already had a great book outline from her in which she said she would write about overcoming her alcohol and cocaine addictions. Now she’s going to blow the lid on her six-year marriage to Ashton, so what would have been a best-selling book is going to become a blockbuster!”

But of course, now that Demi’s finally got something that she can get behind and be excited about and probably receive some decent press for (and, naturally, a chance to tell her side of things, which almost always works out in the way of good publicity), her nay-saying daughters are on the offense, wishing that their mom would drop the idea of a book and leave well enough alone:

“Demi’s daughters hate the idea – they don’t want their lives laid bare to whole world,” said a source close the family.

And of course they do. They’re nothing but self-centered little witches who think they’re better than everyone else because they’re the offspring of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Which couldn’t be further from the truth. The thing is, it’s pretty sad because they aren’t anyone of importance even though they are the offspring of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis.

All I know is that I’m a hundred percent behind Demi and this book. I think it’ll give her a chance to unload and allow people the perspective that they’ve been denied for so long, and hell. It’ll be pretty interesting, to boot.

Demi Moore is All Flirty and Playful

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From Life & Style:

Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Demi Moore, 49, has been secretly dating New Zealand–born actor Martin Henderson, who is 12 years her junior.

Life & Style has obtained exclusive photos of the couple on a romantic Connecticut getaway. On July 19, Demi and Martin went to lunch at Nine Main Bakery and Deli in New Preston, Conn. “She was in line and a Colbie Caillat song came on — she started singing along and dancing in a playful, flirty way,” shares a fellow diner. After lunch, the two went grocery shopping together, then drove back to the house where they stayed on their vacation.

“They were very comfortable with each other,” notes a fellow diner.

Three days earlier, they’d enjoyed a lobster dinner at a friend’s house, followed by a two-hour hike at Steep Rock Preserve the next morning. Later that night, Demi and Martin, 37, joined pals for a casual outdoor barbecue. “They just kept chatting and laughing,” reports a guest.

Notes another insider who saw the actress on her romantic getaway, “She looked great — chatty, healthy and happy.”

Was the song in question ‘Bubbly’? Because it just has to be. With lyrics like “it starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my nose,” and “I get the tinglies in a silly place,” it’s all Demi. And the “dancing in a flirty, playful way”? Oh I could seriously throw up, and that’s not an exaggeration.

Whatever, girl. I just hope you’re HAPPY, and not just “happy” for the sake of trying to put it in someone else’s eye, because that’s just not healthy. “Happy” and healthy just don’t go hand-in-hand like you think.

Are Demi Moore’s Daughters Getting a Restraining Order Against Their Mom?

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One would think that in the wake of some pretty serious public family drama that one (or a few) wouldn’t be so keen to ax off a member of your family (especially a other), but then, one (or a few) would need more than three brain cells a piece to draw the conclusion that pettiness sometimes has adverse effects, then finding out someone’s gone forever and after that, nothing changes.

God. Some people are just so stupid.

A new report says that Demi‘s three daughters, Rumer, Tallulah, and Scout, are considering getting a restraining order against their mother, who—gasp!—is trying to contact them in order to repair whatever brokenness is happening in their relationship.

The source at Radar Online says:

“Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are seriously considering taking out a restraining order against Demi to stop her from contacting them. They made it clear to her weeks ago that they do not want to talk to her right now but she is still trying to contact them. … Demi has been calling them incessantly and emailing them, leaving them tearful messages and begging them to call her and the girls are sick of it. It is a really drastic measure and not something they are considering lightly but they just feel like they want some peace and quiet.”

To me it just looks like the three young girls are being ungrateful little bitches and trying to bail on one too-obviously disturbed mother who probably hasn’t even been the worst mother in the world at all. To take the time to even talk to their mom, to try to work through their problems would probably cut in on precious f-cking scrubby-looking young men, posing nude, and trying to sing their way (in a sub-par way) to stardom, and heaven forbid they stop their bid for undue fame for forty f-cking seconds.

I’m just thankful that my little family unit is far, far away from the glare of the Hollywood spotlight, or really, any spotlight whatsoever. People can be so f-cked up when they know everyone’s watching, you know?