7The Saddest Things Are Happening With Tiffany and Debbie Gibson

I am beside myself after watching the above video. It’s a preview of a fight scene from a SyFy original movie that airs this Saturday at 9 PM and it stars Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. Yes. That Debbie AKA Deborah Gibson and that Tiffany.

Look, we know what happened here. We know some SyFy execs and Tiff and Deb’s managers got the two of them in a room and got them all jazzed about the idea of being back in the spotlight. They pitched the project to them as something campy and fun with a cult fanbase. The picture they painted for them was not what we’re seeing in the preview video or what we’re probably going to see on Saturday night.

Oh, yes. Who cares if I feel like my organs are bleeding after watching that video? This shit is not to be missed. Not. To. Be. Missed.

(…and take a gander at these pics from the movie’s premiere party. Tiffany, you mad, girl?)

January 25, 2011 at 3:00 pm by Molls

17Debbie Deborah Gibson’s Boyfriend Helps Her Get Rid Of Fat(?) Ass

You know, it would be only too easy to show you what Deborah Gibson looks like today.  Today she is seventeen pounds thinner thanks to a strict exercise and diet regimen designed by her preventative medicine boyfriend.  She started out wanting to lose five pounds, but then realized that she had much more to lose.  Or, her boyfriend threw some BMI charts at her and told her she had much more to lose.

I’d rather show you the “before” picture.  I want to show you the Deborah that her boyfriend decided needed weight loss.  The Deborah that wasn’t thin enough.  

Now that Deb is in negotiations for a reality show, I can only hope it will be the nail in the coffin of her year-and-a-half relationship with the idiot who thought she was too fat.

August 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm by Wendie

12Debbie Gibson and Constantine Maroulis?

From Us Magazine:

Are Deborah Gibson and American Idol alum Constantine Maroulis making sweet music together?

Usmagazine.com spotted the pair walking hand in hand in NYC October 23.

Maroulis, 32, says he and Gibson, 37, began hanging out after meeting at the Broadway revival of Grease in August.

“She’s a sweetheart,” he tells Us. “She’s classy, has built a nice career and doesn’t drink or do drugs. We’re close, and it’s cool.”

You know what this sounds like to me?

This sounds like one of those hare-brained schemes Kathy Griffin would come up with on My Life on the D-List. Like, “How can I get the paparazzi to take my picture and get in the tabloids? Who do I need to date? Call his publicist!” And the end result is her walking down the street with Ron Jeremy. That’s the only possible explanation for Constantine Maroulis/Debbie Gibson.

October 24, 2007 at 12:15 pm by Evil Beet

13So This is What Debbie Gibson Looks Like These Days

She showed up to the Good Luck Chuck premiere, for reasons that baffle me.

What’s the verdict here, kids?

Update: I finally figured it out!!! It was driving me nuts. She looks like Phoebe from Friends!!!

September 20, 2007 at 8:36 am by Evil Beet