Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott have been having some drama… and by “drama”, I mean he’s a cheating asshole who’s left her to take care of their tribe of kids while he goes off fucking other women. Why is that? Well, Tori knows just the reason: she just can’t give him enough sex – an issue they talk about on national television, of course.
Here’s People‘s rundown:
Tori Spelling and her estranged husband Dean McDermott are revealing the heartache and pain involved with dealing with his alleged infidelity and rehab in Lifetime’s new six-episode docudrama, True Tori.
“That’s my worst nightmare [that] I cheated on my wife,” McDermott, 47, says as the two are sitting on what appears to be a counselor’s couch. “I was out of control. Sex was an escape, just like drugs or alcohol.”
In a promo for the show, Spelling, 40, is seen walking with the couple’s children and also sobbing on the couch.
“I’m really mad,” she says. “I can never give him enough sex. He’s never going to be happy with just me.”
McDermott appears confused. “You don’t think you deserve me?” he says before reaching over to console her.
Spelling’s parting words: “I’m well aware this might not have a happy ending.”
First of all, I will watch this show because I’m a masochist (related: have you watched Lindsay? GIRLLLL….). Second of all, LOL to this asshole. His worst nightmare is that he cheated? Repeatedly? Give me a break, dude. I don’t need to know the ins and outs of their relationship to know that you don’t fucking cheat on your partner. You, I dunno, maybe act like a mature adult and talk to them about how you would like to be having more sex. You then listen to how THEY feel and work through things TOGETHER and if you feel it’s a dealbreaker, you decide to break up and THEN you can find someone who will open their legs for you 24/7. It’s not rocket science.
Tori’s pretty much right, but she didn’t go far enough. It’s not that this “might not” have a happy ending – there’s no happy ending here, unless she allows herself to be a doormat… but I wouldn’t call that happy, either.
April 12, 2014 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer
Tori Spelling‘s husband, Dean McDermott, was basically caught with his dick out (and/or in another woman), which is no good. Apparently he told the woman he cheated with that he and Tori never have sex, which totally explains why she’s pregnant every time you turn around, but whatever. In a desperate attempt to get out of trouble/not take responsibility for his actions, Dean has now checked himself into rehab to deal with “personal issues”.
Here’s his statement:
“I am truly sorry for the mistakes I have made and for the pain I’ve caused my family. I take full responsibility for my actions and have voluntarily checked myself into a treatment center to address some health and personal issues.
“I am grateful to be getting the help I need so I can become the husband and father my family deserves.”
Uhhhh… whatever, I guess. Rehab doesn’t really give you the skills you need NOT TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE if that’s not something you already have from, say, common sense, decency, love and respect for your partner… I mean, come on.
January 24, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Jennifer
Did Dean McDermott cheat on wife Tori Spelling? Us Weekly says yes, and they say the 47-year-old cheated with a 28-year-old. The young woman has lots of details about the affair. It sounds like it could be legit. It’s looking like while Mr. McDermott may be a great dad, he’s not the best husband. Here’s what the mistress exclusively told Us:
While promoting his gig as host of Chopped Canada in Toronto on Dec. 6, McDermott invited 28-year-old Emily Goodhand, a woman he met that day through friends, to his room at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel — where they had sex, she tells Us. “He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage,” says Goodhand, who stayed over at his hotel the following night too. “I believed him.”
Tee hee, “Goodhand.” GOODHAND, INDEED.
But what DOES this mean for the future of Tori and Dean’s sex tape? My bet is it’s gonna get “leaked” now, and soon, to prove that Tori and Dean are totally ~~together~~.
December 26, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
No, seriously. Dean McDermott is the best dad ever.
From Dean’s blog:
An Open Letter To My New Baby,
Well it’s the night before your entrance into this crazy, whacky, amazing world full of joy, good times, bad times, love, loss, friends and foes – and that’s just your brothers and sisters! They’re always full of love, laughter and energy. Quite frankly they’re absolutely bonkers too, but you’re going to love them. Mom and Dad are a bit kooky too – that’s just how we roll. Not to worry though, we’ll grow on you after a while. So strap on your onesie, because it’s going to be a wild ride.
I’ve watched you grow in your mom’s belly for the last 37 weeks. You started off as just a little tiny bump, and now you’re this incredible little being that I see move and kick and literally sit up in mama’s belly. I wonder what you’re going to look like, what your little voice is going to sound like, what kind of personality are you going to have. Will you be the sensitive one? The rocket scientist? The athlete? The president? Most of all, I’m wondering what flavor you are – if you’re a boy or a girl? Like your sister Hattie we decided we wanted to be surprised (again) as to what sex you’re going to be. It was the most amazing surprise, when Dr. Jason held up your sister and declared, “It’s a girl!” I mean, when will you ever experience a surprise of that magnitude ever again? Well . . . tomorrow to be exact, and I can’t wait to see you, and hold you, and tell you I love you. I can’t wait to snuggle and take naps with you. I can’t wait to tell you that I will protect you and care for you every minute of every day. For the rest of your life.
I can’t wait to encourage you, and tell you that you’re the most amazing person in the world, and that you can do anything or be anything you want to be. I’ll be there for your first tears, your first bump and bruise. I’ll be there for your first steps, your first words, and your first day at school. I’ll be there for your first broken heart, your first award, your first car, I’ll be there for your wedding day, and I’ll be there for your firstborn.
I’ll be there first. For you. With all my love and devotion, I will fight tooth and nail to give you the wonderful life you deserve. Because you have made my life wonderful beyond my dreams by being my child, a little angel that has found your mother and I and blessed our lives with beauty and grace. I will give you my last breath, as you have given me my first.
I love you. See you soon.
Oh man. Too early in the day for tears, even if they are happy, admiration-tears.
And speaking of Tori Spelling, it’s really good to know that girlfriend has actually got a real man in her corner, as opposed to a smarmy piece of shit who loves nothing better than to cut people down to make himself feel superior.
Congratulations on the new baby, guys! You’re both such wonderful parents!
September 3, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
So Tori Spelling, huh? In the news now, what, twice in a ten days? It’s gotta be some kind of record for girlfriend! Last week you saw photos of a healthy-looking Tori, and even some of you in the comments claimed that she was probably pregnant. Well guess what – ding ding ding! – you were right!
Tori and her husband Dean confirmed through Twitter last night that she is carrying child number three for the couple. It doesn’t come entirely as a surprise, as she’s been photographed wearing baggy dresses for some time now, and actually looks like she’s been drinking water (and what a difference it makes, right?), but congratulations to the family anyway. Even though their reality show sucks, they make cute kids, and come on: who DOESN’T love to look at adorable children?
April 12, 2011 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Ugh. Well, this is nothing like the Channing Tatum dick-burning incident of early 2010.
This weekend, Tori Spelling’s husband, Dean McDermott Tweeted that he was suffering some complications with the catheter that he has to use after getting in a biking accident. According to his Tweets, his catheter slipped out and tore a hole in the tip of his penis. The cut wound up giving him a fever that resulted in a trip to the hospital. OK, gross.
It’s not even that it’s TMI to talk about accidents involving your private parts. Like I said, this isn’t like when Channing Tatum messed up his junk with some burning water. Because Channing Tatum is hot and the thought of him having a penis doesn’t completely offend me. Dean, on the other hand, gives me a serious case of the willies (no pun intended), and to read the play-by-play on penis injury is truly disgusting.
Tori, how can you unleash him on us?