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David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff is Waaaaay Off the Wagon

From the National Enquirer: The 55-year-old actor has suffered a severe drinking relapse and was readmitted to a Los Angeles hospital to detox on Oct. 8, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER reports in...

Wowsers, These Kids Are Screwed

What’s the state of the universe you ask? Taaaaaa-da! David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody of Children Yes, this David Hasselhoff: Actually that’s not near as bad as this…...