Things between Kevin Jonas and his new wife aren’t going so great. According to DigitalSpy.com, Kev and his lady, Danielle Deleasa, spent Valentine’s Day fighting in the grocery store. Pretty typical stuff for young couples trying to figure it all out if you ask me, but on Valentine’s Day? Yeesh.
According to a source, Kevin and Danielle were at a Gelson’s market in Los Angeles when customers overheard Danielle berating Kevin for taking her grocery shopping on Valentine’s Day. Kevin reportedly looked quite uncomfortable as he stood there getting chewed out by his wife in front of random strangers.
I think we should cut the kids some slack. They’re young as hell and they’re newlyweds. If we learned anything from Nick and Jessica, it’s that that shit ain’t so easy. There is something that Danielle should consider, though. She doesn’t have the luxury of being just anyone’s frustrated young wife. She’s Kevin Jonas’ frustrated young wife. If the two of them fight in public, it’s getting reported to a tabloid. Perhaps this will be a lesson to Mrs. Jonas to keep her mouth shut until they’re behind closed doors.
P.S. Kevin Jonas is gay, right?
The Jonas Brothers are famous for wearing “promise rings” to symbolize the promise that they made to themselves/their parents/Jesus to remain virgins until marriage. Well, Kevin Jonas got married yesterday to long time girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa and upgraded that promise ring to a wedding ring. My money’s on the fact that he totally did it with his new wife last night, and it was possibly the first time ever. Damn. I don’t remember a rumored virgin getting married since Jessica Simpson or that freak Duggar kid. I can’t wait for all the awesome post-virginity losing interviews where everyone’s all “Soooooooo… how was it!?!?” and he answers all like, “It was incredible.” God, that’s so embarrassing. I can’t wait.
The wedding was obviously a huge fancy schmancy big deal. From E! Online:
The former hairdresser from New Jersey donned a Vera Wang gown and clutched an impressive bouquet by Pedestal Florists as she walked down the aisle at the French château-themed space.
The chef for the big occassion tells E! News he prepared quite the feast for the 400 guests.
“We’re having vegetarian options in addition to the main course,” he says. “There will be stir-fried Asian vegetables, Italian rice, risotto, pasta and a full vegetarian station.”
E! Also points out that Kevin’s ex-lady friend Demi Lovato showed up to watch her former man exchange vows. Brave! I’ve always liked that Demi Lovato. Other VIPs at the event have not been announced yet, but I’m sure the other JoBro cast-offs, Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift, were not as gracious as Demi.