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Dan Quayle

I Might Actually Watch Dancing with the Stars This Season

I’m not typically a big fan of those dancing shows, but now that it looks like former Vice President Dan Quayle may be a contestant on DWTS, I may become a fan. It’s not official yet, but he’s apparently on the short list of contestants being considered.

In fact, I’d like to pitch a new show: Dancing with the Politicians. Just get ‘em all on board! Quayle, Rumsfeld, Rove, George Sr., Condoleeza, Clinton, Kerry, McCain, Lieberman, everyone! All they do all day is dance for the cameras anyway. May as well make it entertaining.