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Cynthia Nixon

Sex and the Surgery

Page Six is reporting that, soon after the SatC movie premiered in NYC, both Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon had a little work done.

“Cynthia had a breast augmentation and soon after, Kristin had the varicose veins on her legs removed,” said an insider. “They both made sure they did it on the quietest day of the week.”

The folks at Page Six point out that Kristin Davis usually does wear long hems.

Nixon’s rep denied the surgery, and Davis’ rep had no comment.

Cynthia Nixon Did Not Say One of the Sex and the City Characters Is Dying

Above find the video-taped interview that people are using to claim Cynthia Nixon “let it slip” that one of the SaTC characters dies in the movie.

She doesn’t say that at all.

The interviewer asks her about it, and she plays coy, which is absolutely the appropriate thing to do. It doesn’t confirm or deny anything, it just fuels interest.

My favorite part of this interview is toward the end (around 1:55), when the interviewer tells her, “Now, as an actress you started out very young. As a lesbian you started out very old,” and Cynthia says “That is fair to say.” Then the interview gets pretty hilarious.

Anyway, the point is: this speculation is stupid. She absolutely did not say that one of the characters dies. So let’s all move on.

True Love!

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Look, I know a lot of you feel that I should leave the civilians out of this blog, and normally I do, but Cynthia Nixon’s girlfriend, Christine Marinoni, is so fundamentally unattractive that I just can’t stop myself from pointing it out every time I see her. I’m sure she is a wonderful, beautiful person, but do you know what this picture reminds me of?

Remember that scene from The Wedding Singer where there’s that fat boy at the Bar Mitzvah? And no one will dance with him and he’s sad? And then Adam Sandler grabs the mic and tells hottie Drew Barrymore to pick the boy she’d most like to dance with? And they’re all begging her to pick them, but she picks the fat boy and dances with him and he’s all happy? Yeah. That’s what comes to mind here.

But in some ways I have to give Cynthia props for obviously looking beyond traditional, shallow values. This is obviously the real thing, and I guess I’m happy for them. I’m sure Christine is a really wonderful person, and I can’t really sit here and talk shit, as my insistence on finding a man who is funny, smart, interesting, caring, honest, loving and also ridiculously hot has resulted in me being single forever. I guess at some point I might have to let go of the “honest” criterion.

Cynthia Nixon Still In Love with World’s Ugliest Woman

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If Aishwarya Rai is the World’s Most Beautiful Woman, I’d like to put Christine Marinoni in the running for the World’s Ugliest.

She’s also Cynthia Nixon’s girlfriend.

And Cynthia isn’t, like, the most beautiful person on the planet, but she’s a cutie, and every time I see a pic of her with this chick I cringe a little bit. But, whatever, she’s happy. Says Cynthia to OK! magazine: “I’m in a fantastic relationship. We shop and cook and raise children…We both pitch in … I’m in love with her because she’s her. If she were a man, would I be in love with her? I don’t know.”

I’d make some joke about how she looks like a man, anyway, but that’s not true: she looks like an awkward 14-year-old boy.

The couple lives in Brooklyn, where they’re raising Cynthia’s two kids, Samantha, 11, and Charles, 6.

Are the Sex and the City Girls Getting Bonuses for Putting Up with Kim Cattrall?

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There have long been rumors that Kim Cattrall doesn’t get along so hot with the rest of the cast of Sex and the City. The reason it took so long to make that movie in the first place is that Kim didn’t want to come on board, she so disliked working on the show with the other women. Apparently that behavior continued through the filming of the movie, and now Star is reporting that Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis actually received secret bonuses for putting up with Kim’s diva behavior.

Not everything is sexy in the city. Sources tell Star that Kim Cattrall was such a diva to work with on the Sex and the City movie that her costars are getting a secret bonus for dealing with Kim’s prima donna behavior.

An insider tells Star, “Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are getting a ‘hush-hush’ bonus for not being divas during filming and as a thank-you for putting up with Kim.”

Seriously if I got a fucking bonus for every time I had to put up with a shit-head coworker back when I worked in an actual office, I’d be sipping margaritas in Bora Bora and paying male models to feed me grapes instead of being isolated in my apartment (where there are no shit-head coworkers other than my cats) writing celeb gossip.