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Cyndi Lauper

Caption This: Cyndi Lauper’s Post-Spa Look

I know that girls just want to have fun, but we don’t always get what we want, now do we? Right, but poor Cyndi recently “had a bad reaction to a spa treatment,” and this is what happened.  Can we talk about this for a hot minute?  Because I’ve never been to a spa (you might be surprised to know that spas aren’t...

Defying Sobriety

Lord, I love Cyndi Lauper, and I love this cause, but homegirl looks like what you’d get if Lisa Marie Presley had a baby with Lindsay Lohan’s coke mirror. This is seriously tragic. Cyndi showed up to Defying Inequality: The Broadway Concert in New York looking about 18 sheets to the wind. This woman can barely keep her eyes open. Her...

Cyndi Lauper Has a Helium Habit

Oh, aging is such a sad process. The saggy boobs. The flabby vagina. The menopause. The weight gain. The lowering of your annoyingly squeaky voice. Fortunately, Cyndi Lauper’s found a cure for the last item. Pop survivor Cyndi Lauper has one of the most unusual pre-performance warmups. An amused source backstage at last week’s benefit...