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Cyndi Lauper

Defying Sobriety

Lord, I love Cyndi Lauper, and I love this cause, but homegirl looks like what you’d get if Lisa Marie Presley had a baby with Lindsay Lohan’s coke mirror. This is seriously...


Cyndi Lauper Has a Helium Habit

Oh, aging is such a sad process. The saggy boobs. The flabby vagina. The menopause. The weight gain. The lowering of your annoyingly squeaky voice. Fortunately, Cyndi Lauper’s found a...