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Courtney Love

Let’s See What Celebrities Ate For Thanksiving Dinner

 

Did everyone eat a shit ton of food yesterday? Are you getting amped up for leftovers today? Well, celebs had their feasts yesterday too, with some looking a bit better than others’. Of course, MUCH of this food was catered and you can tell. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner tried to pretend they had home cooking, but their Instagram followers weren’t fooled and called them out on having chefs/caterers for the big day, LOL. Justin Bieber‘s dinner looked like the most un-fun thing ever. Just looking at these is making me hungry.

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Does Courtney Love Deserve a Second Chance?

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Because she sure thinks so. Never mind that Courtney Love has had about 8,000 chances to be a decent, functional member of society, a task which she’s taken to with varying amounts of success. Still, she thinks that plenty of other stars have done worse than her (and she’s right) and that Hollywood should still make a place for her in its ranks.

From FASHION:

“Listen, if [Orange is the New Black star] Natasha Lyonne can burn down a house and Robert [Downey Jr.] can go to prison for two years, I deserve a second chance. I know there is hope for me.”

Okay, listen. I love Courtney Love and think she’s hilarious and also a total legend (Hole’s Live Through This still holds up after all these years), but what’s with trying to throw other people in Hollywood under the bus to make yourself look better? Not working, girl. RDJ is super well-liked and has turned his life around and Natasha Lyonne has always been a bit of a bad ass, so chill.

Courtney also started rambling about protecting Kurt Cobain’s legacy and her tenuous relationship with Patti Smith:

“I grew up on Patti Smith, worshipping Patti Smith and she always gives me this hairy eyeball. I’m seriously going to sit down and write her ass a letter if [she] keeps doing ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ and keeps evoking Kurt. Now she becomes the guardian of the dead people. That’s her trope. My friend planned Allen Ginsberg’s funeral with her and they got into a huge fight because she has like no sense of humour.”

HAHA what a random story – Patti Smith has no sense of humour because she fought with someone while planning Allen Ginsberg’s funeral. Go figure. Oh, Courtney – never change.

Unlikely Best Friends Pairing: Courtney Love And Gwyneth Paltrow

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Courtney Love and Gwyneth Paltrow are BFFs. From what Ms. Love describes, they’re very close. What the f-ck do they talk about? I want to know! I want to be there. I just want to sit there and hear everything and dart my eyes side to side like I’m watching a tennis match. She gave us a wonderful glimpse of what that would be like when she spoke to New York Magazine.

NYM: Did you hear about the Gwyneth Paltrow versus Vanity Fair feud?
CL: No, what is it?

She sent an e-mail to friends saying Vanity Fair was “threatening” to put her on their cover, and asked them not to give quotes.
Gwyneth is one of my best friends. If Gwyneth says don’t do it, then fuck you, Vanity Fair! I’m going to stick up for her and be very articulate and you’re going to publish every word I say!

Okay.
If she had something she wanted to sell, or a movie or something like that, then she’d go to her publicist and say, “Let’s do Vanity Fair.” For Vanity Fair to do a write-around about Gwyneth is uncool and déclassé and boring and terrible of them. And it just shows you where Vanity Fair has fallen. They have Taylor fucking Swift on the cover getting a puppy.

HA! Does Lady Love know that Gwyneth had Taylor over for lunch or dinner or some shit at her place in London?

Love went on to describe her feelings on other people.

Katy Perry: “I’m not trying to be a bitch — she’s a nice girl. But she just bores me.”

Lady Gaga: “She’s cool [...] I really like the natural thing [she's doing lately] — I mean, I’m sure she’ll go back to Gothic stuff. But she heard that I was going to leave [a party for V magazine] so she came to find me. It was cool — like the popular girl came to tell me not to leave lunch hour.”

Miley Cyrus: “A hillbilly.”

And one more thing about ~~Gwyneth~~:

So you guys really are pals, huh?
She’s a great mentor. Gwyneth has never, ever given up on me — even when I was on Adderall and stuff, and I love her for that.

Well, here’s the obvious question: if they’re such BFF, why did Courtney know about the Vanity Fair email?

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