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Someone is letting Conrad Murray practice medicine again

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You’ve gotta love living in a country where a physician can be indicted for murder (which he was pretty much guilty of – or at the very least, SERIOUS malpractice) and still practice medicine. I mean, really? Conrad Murray – who, if the name doesn’t ring a bell, gave Michael Jackson the shitload of drugs that eventually killed him – is back in business, and I’ve lost all faith in the medical field.

From TMZ:

Conrad Murray now has a chance to improve his success record in treating patients … because he’s back in business.

TMZ has learned the patients this time around will be children with heart problems.  Murray has taken a gig with the Trinidad Ministry of Health, where he’ll be consulting with local heart surgeons.

Murray won’t get rich off the new job — he’s volunteering his services, but it’s definitely a foot in the door.  His medical license has been revoked in Texas and suspended in California and Nevada.

The government wants Murray to use his U.S. contacts to help hook up the sick kids.

Uhhh… no. I just don’t even have words for this. We’re trusting him with CHILDREN now? CHILDREN WITH HEART PROBLEMS? In what universe is this a good idea?

Waiting for the first fatality under his care, because you know it’s coming. :(

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Conrad Murray: “I did not kill Michael Jackson. He was a drug addict.”

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Conrad Murray went to prison for killing Michael Jackson (a manslaughter charge) but he’s insisting he didn’t kill him; that Jackson did it himself, because he was drug addict. He’s got an especially detailed defense. Here’s what he told Daily Mail, via Extra:

I did not kill Michael Jackson. He was a drug addict. Michael Jackson accidentally killed Michael Jackson… I never gave Michael anything that would kill him.

You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night. Michael trusted no one. The bed chamber smelled because he did not even let maids in there to clean it. There were clothes strewn everywhere.

I tried to protect him but instead I was brought down with him.

Dude, don’t even. Yeah, MJ was a grown man, but you were his doctor and he was your patient, and good doctors don’t usually let their patients die. Maybe you didn’t personally give them to him, but he should not have been left alone with drugs that you knew were possibly lethal if left with someone who isn’t a doctor. Also, you should have immediately called 9/11 instead of his bodyguards and then his damn children. I blame Conrad Murray 100%. I know he didn’t do it on purpose, but he did it.

Regardless, he’s out of prison now.

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Conrad Murray Is Probably Getting Out of Prison Soon

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“Dr.” Conrad Murray has been in prison for nearly two years after being found guilty of manslaughter over the death of Michael Jackson, but it’s looking like his time behind bars may be coming to an end and he’ll be released in October, about halfway through his four-year sentence.

The early release is apparently a reward for Murray’s “good behaviour” and also the overcrowding of California jails. That’s right – let’s let a bro convicted of manslaughter out of jail before we let the low-level “drug” criminals (read: marijuana) go. Really love the criminal justice system there. Let’s not forget that he’s not only had solitary confinement this whole time (which might seem like a punishment but has actually spared him the ass raping he surely would have had otherwise) and has had a TV and mobile phone. So really, it’s been a paid vacation that he gets to leave whenever he feels like it. Lesson learned, I’m sure.

Here’s more  about Murray’s release, according to The Mirror:

Insiders revealed the family felt the medic “should serve his time for the crime”.

Katherine Jackson said: “It is not right I will never be able to see my son again, while his mother can see him.”

Murray has been in solitary confinement – but with a TV and a mobile phone in his cell – since he was jailed in November 2011.

Last night a source close to the doctor said: “He has been a model inmate and the authorities have granted him an early release due to that good behaviour and the overcrowded California jail system.”

Well, that’s just wonderful. Ain’t life wonderful and super fair?