Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Year Is It?: Britney Spears Wins “Best Bikini Body”

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Britney Spears looks great in a bikini, but let’s be real, she’s not in her heyday anymore. I’m talking about the ridiculous (in a good way) figure she had in her “I’m A Slave For U” era, which was in 2001. But it’s been 12 years and 2 kids later, so considering that I think she’s doing swell and looking good (and Shape magazine agrees.)

Celebuzz asked people to vote in their “Battle of the Bikini Bodies” which is admittedly kind of a huge UGH that this is even a thing, but here are the results.

#1. Britney, with 41%.
#2. Kate Upton, 28%.

#3. Jessica Alba, 15%.

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#4. Coco, 9%.

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#5. Holly Madison, 5%.

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I share this because I think it’s interesting that with the exception of Jessica Alba, these are women with curvier figures. I don’t mean curvy as a euphemism for fat. I mean Coco is genuinely insanely curvy.

My favorite bikini body is any woman who wears a bikini who isn’t Miranda Kerr perfection. There’s more bikini goodness here.

Who would you have voted for?

Ice-T And Coco Are Fighting on Twitter :(

A photo of Coco and Ice-T

Yes, this is one of those occasions where a frowny face in the headline is completely called for. Ice-T and Coco have the purest love, a perfect love, and they’re never supposed to fight. Not ever.

But then some photos of Coco and some other dude showed up on Media Take Out. And they looked like this:

A photo of Coco

And also this:

A photo of Coco

This guy is a rapper called AP 9. He is also not Ice-T.

So Ice-T hopped on Twitter, and he said things like this:

Coco’s in Vegas. She has given me her explanation of the pics on the net from her first weeks out there with some dude. She said he knew someone in the crew from our show and would pop up where ever they would go. He also said he knew me. I don’t know dude.

Regardless… They would take Posed pics every time. Most of them disrespectful and in bad taste. She’s made me look… And feel like shit.

I say this on Twitter because there’s no way to avoid the obvious misconduct of a married couple. That’s it. Any more questions ask @Cocosworld

Don’t get it twisted… I’m not happy about this shit.

And then a few hours ago, Coco got on her own Twitter and said this:

Ice is right,the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened

I feel so sad,the bottom line is I love Ice & I can understand why he’s upset theres no excuse for my actions.I’m so sorry baby & to evryone

Ice-T then deleted his tweets, saying “I said my part. No need to promote the situation.”

Yeah, I get it.  If my boyfriend went to Vegas and then I saw some pictures online of him snuggled up to some girl like this, I would probably also tweet about it.  I wouldn’t be happy about that shit either. I see where Ice is coming from. It’s kind of like that movie Take This Waltz that I saw a couple of days ago and have been trying to figure out how to work into a conversation since: after a certain point, it’s just mad disrespectful.

All that said, I don’t think Coco is or has cheated on Ice-T. So there’s still something to believe in.

Coco Had Another Nipslip, Are You Surprised?

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If it’s a day ending in ‘y’, there’s a celebrity nipslip out there, but guys, I’m not even sure Coco and all of her tittiness can be constituted as a “celebrity nipslip” anymore, because not only are these things less “slipped” and more “unraveled,” the “celebrity nipslip” term implies that the act was an accident and not, you know, exposing yourself to the public for the sake of exposing yourself to the public.

Yes, Coco was photographed with husband Ice T at some club earlier in the week, and instead of unloading this thing next to a poor, unsuspecting, (sleeping!) baby’s head, it was out in the club in full force, threatening anyone who walked by with an unintentional bludgeoning.

Also, we’re not even calling them ‘nipslips’ when it comes to Coco, and I’d almost forgotten that. When Coco has them, they’re called ‘boobslips’, but I’m thinking there’s got to be another word for whatever the hell this is.

Anyway. Don’t let me waste any more of your time distracting you from the real task at hand. BOOBS.

Jump in for the very large, very NSFW photo of Coco hanging out with her almost-wang-like boob out:

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