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Supermodels Have Skin Problems JUST LIKE US!

kate moss london 2013

Time for another supermodel beauty post, everyone! Don’t pretend you don’t care, there’s no joy in that. So what’s the latest in supermodel beauty tips? “Make-up artist to the stars” Charlotte Tilbury shared some info for Expose Entertainment:

Kate [Moss], Claudia [Schiffer] – they wake up like the rest of us. All right, they’re probably a bit more symmetrical. But Christ, if they don’t sleep because they’ve been up all night with the baby or they have a pimple or they’ve been travelling – they’re skin and bone like the rest of us. Same bloody problems.

A lot of these younger models … you wouldn’t even blink when they’re walking down the street. Then you put on the make-up and oh my God! It’s like being a magician. Don’t think it’s just because they’re amazing. You’re amazing as well and you can have a bit of that it should be for everyone.

Wow, it’s like now I hear Xtina’s “Beautiful” blasting in my head and I want to go run through a meadow. OKAY but seriously, she brings up some good points and I really like that she’s a make-up artist who isn’t spouting the same PR friendly bullshit like, “They know how it important it is to stay hydrated and maintain a proper sleep schedule! I’ve found that [product placement here] works best for puffy under eyes!”

And her last bit of advice, about believing that you’re amazing, reminds me of the words of wisdom we got from the Grace Kelly of our times.

Here’s a photo of said make-up artist Ms. Tilbury, at Fashion Rules exhibition on July 4. I like to know what these behind-the-scenes people look like. Curiosity’s sake.

Charlotte Tilbury fashion rules

Love her hair.

Claudia Schiffer Finally Gave Birth!

Claudie Schiffer

On Friday, Claudia Schiffer had a baby girl at a London hospital. She and the baby are doing well, as is the father, Kickass director Matthew Vaughn.

The parents haven’t released the baby’s name yet, but that should happen sometime next week.  They have two other kids, Caspar and Clementine, so I think it’s a safe bet that it will be a name that begins with a C and is not completely insane.  Good on you, Schiffer family.

She’s Gonna Blow!!!

Claudia Schiffer Pregnant

There’s no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but there’s totally such a thing as being seriously, way pregnant. In fact, I believe the words I used when talking to a friend about these photos were, “Claudia Schiffer looks pregnant as fuck.” And hey, that’s not body-snark. We saw the chick naked this week and homegirl is looking like she swallowed a boulder. It’s just… doesn’t that look crazy uncomfortable? Is human life worth that discomfort? I don’t know, it seems questionable.