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Claudia Schiffer

2Supermodels Have Skin Problems JUST LIKE US!

kate moss london 2013

Time for another supermodel beauty post, everyone! Don’t pretend you don’t care, there’s no joy in that. So what’s the latest in supermodel beauty tips? “Make-up artist to the stars” Charlotte Tilbury shared some info for Expose Entertainment:

Kate [Moss], Claudia [Schiffer] – they wake up like the rest of us. All right, they’re probably a bit more symmetrical. But Christ, if they don’t sleep because they’ve been up all night with the baby or they have a pimple or they’ve been travelling – they’re skin and bone like the rest of us. Same bloody problems.

A lot of these younger models … you wouldn’t even blink when they’re walking down the street. Then you put on the make-up and oh my God! It’s like being a magician. Don’t think it’s just because they’re amazing. You’re amazing as well and you can have a bit of that it should be for everyone.

Wow, it’s like now I hear Xtina’s “Beautiful” blasting in my head and I want to go run through a meadow. OKAY but seriously, she brings up some good points and I really like that she’s a make-up artist who isn’t spouting the same PR friendly bullshit like, “They know how it important it is to stay hydrated and maintain a proper sleep schedule! I’ve found that [product placement here] works best for puffy under eyes!”

And her last bit of advice, about believing that you’re amazing, reminds me of the words of wisdom we got from the Grace Kelly of our times.

Here’s a photo of said make-up artist Ms. Tilbury, at Fashion Rules exhibition on July 4. I like to know what these behind-the-scenes people look like. Curiosity’s sake.

Charlotte Tilbury fashion rules

Love her hair.

July 10, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3Claudia Schiffer Finally Gave Birth!

Claudie Schiffer

On Friday, Claudia Schiffer had a baby girl at a London hospital. She and the baby are doing well, as is the father, Kickass director Matthew Vaughn.

The parents haven’t released the baby’s name yet, but that should happen sometime next week.  They have two other kids, Caspar and Clementine, so I think it’s a safe bet that it will be a name that begins with a C and is not completely insane.  Good on you, Schiffer family.

May 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm by Emily
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3She’s Gonna Blow!!!

Claudia Schiffer Pregnant

There’s no such thing as being a little bit pregnant, but there’s totally such a thing as being seriously, way pregnant. In fact, I believe the words I used when talking to a friend about these photos were, “Claudia Schiffer looks pregnant as fuck.” And hey, that’s not body-snark. We saw the chick naked this week and homegirl is looking like she swallowed a boulder. It’s just… doesn’t that look crazy uncomfortable? Is human life worth that discomfort? I don’t know, it seems questionable.

May 13, 2010 at 10:55 am by Molls
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10Claudia Schiffer Pulls a Demi and Poses Naked While Way Pregnant

Claudia Schiffer joins Britney Spears and Demi Moore on the list of totally hot women who posed nude for magazine covers while preggo. The June cover of Vogue Germany features a totally nude and totally pregnant former supermodel. Hey! There’s gotta be an audience for that.

Claudia talked to Vogue about how her lifestyle has changed since transforming to a professionally ridiculously beautiful woman to a mother who just happens to be a ridiculously beautiful woman. One of the major changes? Being a mom means she doesn’t have to keep up with the anal-retentive dieting habits of a fashion model. Claudia said, “I love being pregnant. You can do whatever you want. You don’t feel guilty, because I used to feel guilty about having a day off. And, you know, something really strange happened to me. Before my pregnancies, I was someone who had to watch their weight. I had a personal trainer, I was working out, I would never eat anything sweet. Anyway, I got pregnant and when I was breastfeeding it just came off. I can eat whatever I want. If I don’t eat enough, I will lose weight.”

You hear that, women of the world who are tired of working and dieting? Have kids. Lots of them. And then still look better than the rest of the world when you take your clothes off. It worked for Claudia Schiffer!

May 10, 2010 at 4:13 pm by Molls
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66Hello Pregnancy Butt!!!

Claudia Schiffer rocks that fetus-harboring body of hers as she picks up her pre-existing children in London.

The supermodel is expecting her third child with hubby Matthew Vaughn in May.

Adoption, adoption, adoption. The older I get, the less interest I have in being pregnant. I’ve taken to referring to biological children as “vagina babies,” particularly around my boyfriend, as in “I don’t ever want to have a vagina baby, and I need to make sure you’re aware of that.”

I know those episodes of 16 and Pregnant are designed to discourage young teenage girls from getting knocked up, but I watch that shit and I’m just like “OH MY GOD I WILL NOT LET THAT INFESTATION OCCUR IN MY BODY!!!” Like, I’m the kind of person who ALWAYS has to pop whiteheads because the thought of that parasitic white blood cell collection just hanging out on my property appalls me. Claudia Schiffer is like the most beautiful person on the planet and I’m still like “Ewww her stomach looks gross like that.” THANK GOD for adoption, and for women on this planet who got that gene that makes them enjoy being pregnant. Rock on, Claudia.

March 11, 2010 at 9:08 am by Evil Beet
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8Claudia Schiffer Rocks the Baby Bump

She’s not due until May, but she’s definitely got a bump going! The model is expecting her third child with husband Matthew Vaughn, and she looked gorgeous in London yesterday.

January 21, 2010 at 11:00 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Claudia Schiffer