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Quotables: Christina Applegate Says Beautiful Words About Her Baby

A photo of Christina Applegate at the Late Show With David Letterman

“Just that moment, pulling her out and I dropped my gown which I don’t do. This part of my body is very private to me [her chest]…that’s a real private place. A place that I don’t have a good relationship with, let’s say. But at that moment of pulling her out and I just tore that thing [gown] off. There’s a room full of people that I don’t know. Nurses and doctors. And she and I just laid there. It was the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

-Christina Applegate discussing the birth of her daughter.

This is probably my uterus talking, but I’m in tears over here. This quote is from today’s episode of EllenCelebitchy has excerpts from the interview – and if you’re sensitive, it will nestle into your heart and never leave. If you have some free time this afternoon and feel like having a good cry, I seriously suggest you tune into the show, and if you need more incentive, here’s a bonus baby quote: “I’ve been kind of sad for a long time, and she’s just opened my whole soul.”  Can you even stand it?

Oh, and just in case there are any newbies here, let’s review some Celebrity Gossip 101:  Christina had breast cancer back in 2008. She also had a double mastectomy.  And today, she has a miracle baby.  Any questions, or can you just go ahead and cry it out now?

Christina Applegate Has a Baby!

photo of christina applegate pregnant pictures

Christina Applegate, whom I feel like I just reported was pregnant, like, a month ago, has confirmed through her rep that she’s given birth to a healthy baby girl, Sadie Grace LeNoble. The kid’s father is Martyn LeNoble, epic musician who’s played in and helped out with bands like Porno for Pyros, Jane’s Addiction, and The Cult – the two were married (uh, Christina and Martyn, not Martyn and his new daughter; that’s kind of weird unless you’re in Utah I guess) within the last year.

Sadie Grace was born this past Thursday in California, and the new family is said to be doing very well. But then again, if they weren’t doing well, it’s not as if we’d know one way or the other, right? But I’m sure they are.  This is usually a good time in a person’s life.

I also think this event is pretty special, too, because Christina underwent cancer treatments a few years back, so it’s nice to see that she’s totally healthy enough to have children and be, you know, alive. I also have a big old coonhound by the name of Sadie who’s whining to go outside and poop as we speak, so this new baby and my dog? Are sort of like kin.

Congratulations to the new family! I gotta take the dog out.

Christina Applegate’s Pregnant Poledancing Class

Christina Applegate is very pregnant, and like a good actress, she’s putting her new assets to right to work. In this new FunnyOrDie vido, Christina plays a pole dancing for fitness instructor who teaches pregnant women how to work the pole in a way that’s comfortable for the fetus growing inside of them.

I always seem to forget how funny Christina is… this video is great.

Bump Watch: Christina Applegate’s Growing Baby Belly

One of my very favorite Hollywood actresses, Christina Applegate, was photographed at the LA premiere of Going the Distance looking glowy, pregnant and stoked. She was photographed with her fiancé, Martyn Lenoble.

Congrats (again!) to the happy couple — I cannot wait to see how adorable this child will be.

Quotables

“I have to tell you all something. And I know it is going to hurt a lot of people but it’s time … okay here goes … wow this is hard but I gotta. The Bundys were not real people …There I said it. Not real. Just actors. Brilliant actors if I say so myself haha. What’s done is done.”

- Christina Applegate disillusioning Kelly Bundy die hards on her Twitter.

Check Out Christina Applegate’s Rock

Christina Applegate did her best to hide her face from the paparazzi last night at LAX, but one thing she had a much harder time keeping to herself was that huge rock on her left ring finger. Christina recently announced she was engaged to her musician beau Martyn LeNoble and how could she say no after being presented with a gorgeous antique-looking one-of-a-kind ring like that?

Check out a close-up of the ring in the gallery below and be sure to let me know what you think of it in the comments!

Christina Applegate’s Tying the Knot Again!

Christina Applegate just announced her recent engagement to fiance Martyn Lenoble. Lenoble is the bassist and founding member of  Porno For Pyros. He also collaborated on music with Jane’s Addiction and Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots.

Applegate had a rough couple of years: a former boyfriend, Lee Grivas (who was, incidentally, a long-time friend to my husband) was found dead of what was rumored to be a drug overdose in 2008 and was later diagnosed that year with breast cancer. Applegate underwent a double-mastectomy and reconstructive surgery.

Both Lenoble and Applegate were married before — Applegate’s first husband was the uber-hot Johnathon Schaech in 2001, but the two split in 2005 citing “irreconcilable differences.” Their divorce was finalized in 2007.

The pair have yet to set a date for their wedding.

Congrats to the couple on their news!