GQ’s Men of the Year issue is hitting stands in December, and while I usually think these sort of lists are pointless and open to much debate, I’m thinking they did a pretty good job this year, starting with the smokin’ Chris Pine. Damn. I’d like to Star his Trek, if you know what I’m saying. (I’m saying I’d like to “do it” with him.) Also given special edition covers are the Hangover boys, and anyone who’s loved Zach Galifianakis forever and a day like I have is also probably psyched to see him blow up and finally get major recognition for being the genius that he is. Also, Clint Eastwood, who I would not “do”, but with whom I would like to share a very nice dinner and conversation is mentioned, along with my man himself, Barry O. If they’d gotten Balloon Boy on a cover, I think the whole thing would be just PERFECT.

This will make a lot of people happy– a few editors on this site in particular: James T. Kirk and The Artist Formerly Known as Ol’ Dead Eye are history.

A source is quoted as saying “Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image.”

The couple had only been together for a few weeks and probably weren’t all that serious, but Pine’s people reportedly became concerned because the “media” was so interested in the pairing.

Don’t get me wrong. I agree that Pine could do much better and I’m glad those two have split like Lindsay Lohan’s Labia. I just think it’s a little strange, and, dare I say douchey to date or not date someone based on what your agent and PR people tell you.

Chris Pine, I have just three letters for you: WTF? You’re killin’ me here, dude. Sources are confirming that my Star Trek hottie and The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes are, in fact, bumping uglies. Actually, that’s a misstatement. They are bumping a sexy-part into an ugly.

“Chris and his girlfriend broke up in March, and he is definitely single,” an insider reveals to In Touch. “They went out, and Audrina is into him.” On May 2, a few weeks before being caught at the Red Lion with friends, the reality star, 24, and the Star Trek hottie, 28, kept a low profile, but left his building early in the morning — just a few minutes apart. And though they are being secretive about a relationship, the two first met at Tao in Las Vegas at ShoWest. “They both got awards and were at a dinner with friends. They said a quick hello,” the insider says. “That’s where they met. Chris was looking at Audrina a lot, and you could tell that he thought she looked pretty — he was intrigued.” Audrina left Chris’ apartment building on May 2, just 10 minutes before he left to board a flight.

Sigh. Chris. You were totally on the list to be my Next Big Crush after Adam Lambert wins Idol tomorrow and that whole thing dies down. You have everything it takes: Looks, talent, money … Yeah, that’s about all it takes. But if you’re going to be out there rewarding Audrina for whatever it is she’s done to her face, I want no part of this. I will find another boy-crush, I’m sure. There are many attractive men out in Hollywood just waiting to be blog-stalked by me. Consider this me blog-dumping you.

Suggestions for my new crush?

Hey, Chris Pine? Yeah, you. Hot Star Trek stud with an enormous potential career in your future? You were spotted out clubbing with The Artist Formerly Known as Ceiling Eyes. Her “fans” know her as “Audrina Patridge,” but I know her as “The Relationship That Will Ruin Your Career.”

You are pretty definitely A-list right now, Chris. People take you seriously as an actor. I know this is all really new to you, and the idea of dating someone as famous as T.A.F.K.A.C.E. must seem really exciting right now. But it shouldn’t be. You’re more important than her now, by a lot. You wanna be in the tabloids? Fine. Date Audrina Patridge. You want a career as an actor? Date Natalie Portman. Then we have the Star Trek/Star Wars story to play off of for months and months, and you’re dating someone who can actually help your career.

If all of that fails, Chris?

My contact information is in the sidebar of this website.

You can’t kill Star Trek no matter what you do.

You’ve probably already seen Beet’s vlog where she gives a review of last night’s premiere of the new Star Trek movie.  Well she isn’t the only one who really liked it.  Thursday night’s revenues totalled $7M which is a great number for a mid-week opening.  This movie is expected to pull in somewhere between $60M and $70M dollars this weekend.  Some are even saying $100M, which would truly be out of this world.  You Trekkies are hardcore.

Oh, and I cannot tell a lie.  The retro gal that I am, I really wanted to put up a picture of Leonard Nimoy.  But the hormones won out.  Enjoy Chris Pine.  You’re welcome.

You guys I saw the new Star Trek film tonight!!!!! Being the Trekkie that I am, I felt compelled to do a video blog about my thoughts. If you don’t feel like watching it, here’s the Cliffs Notes: IT WAS AMAZING AND YOU NEED TO SEE IT!!!