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Chris Brown Has Been Ordered Back to Rehab

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Chris Brown has been having a bit of a rough time lately, eh? After his most recent misdemeanor assault charge, someone on his management team got smart and decided it was time for him to go to rehab to confront some of his anger issues. Of course, he didn’t stay there very long and in fact left after about two weeks. I personally don’t see a problem with that. After all, two weeks is more than enough time to change your violent, homophobic ways and become a well-adjusted, law-abiding member of society. What’s the problem here?

Well, there is clearly a problem as Chris hit court on Wednesday for a progress hearing on his 2009 “I beat Rihanna but I’m over it and you should be too” case, and a judge decided that, considering how he beat someone up in DC last month, he probably has some more serious issues to work on and he needs to head back to rehab for another 90 days. While there, he’ll have to undergo drug tests as well as taking any prescription drugs provided to him by the rehab staff. A tranquilizer, maybe?

Here’s E! Online‘s roundup:

Agreeing with the recommendation of the probation department, L.A. Superior Court Judge James Brandlin ordered the singer to spend another three months in a residential treatment facility, submit to drug testing and take medication as prescribed by his doctor.

Brown is also required to complete 24 hours of community service a week during the course of his time in rehab.

I wish we could lock this asshole up and throw away the key. Just make sure to put his buddy Bieber in there with him before you lock it up.

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Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab For Violent Act

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Chris Brown, are you KIDDING me??? So you know how Chris Brown went to rehab for anger management? Wanna know why he left?

He was kicked out of the program for throwing a f-cking ROCK at his MOM’S car. Are serious, Chris Brown?? You’re a grown man.

From TMZ:

We just got hold of the probation report in the Rihanna case, which outlines what happened during his 13 days in a Malibu rehab joint for anger management counseling.

According to the report, Chris’ mom showed up for a family session and was urging her son to stay in the facility for extended treatment. Apparently, Chris violently disagreed with her and in a fit of anger threw a rock through her car window, shattering it.

The report goes on to say without continued therapy and a strong recovery support network, Probation says his prognosis is “very guarded.”

Is Chris Brown unaware that there are other ways to solve issues than resorting violence? Did he miss this lesson in kindergarten? I can’t even. Let’s just say my hopes for his outpatient rehabilitation are not high.

This guy is still considered a huge celebrity and still gets work, by the way. Just let that sink in.

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Chris Brown Is Out Of Rehab

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Chris Brown has been quiet lately, and that’s only because he’s been in rehab. He was getting some anger management into his life, after assaulting someone in D.C.. But his rep promises that even though Brown is out of rehab, he’s still working on his issues. Suuuuure. Here’s the report, from E Online:

Chris is continuing his rehab program as an outpatient and is also completing his community service in the Los Angeles area. He appreciates all of your encouragement and support.

LOL why does that last bit sound sarcastic to me?

Well anyway, let’s hope for EVERYONE’S sake that the rehab and continued work and community service helped and will still help Brown with his many, many issues.

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