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Surprise! Chris Brown Is Still Assaulting Women!

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Hey, you know how Chris Brown is totally reformed now and learned from his past mistakes and is really a decent guy who wants to make the world a better place now? SIKE! Only kidding. Instead of putting positivity into the world, he’s gone and assaulted a random woman at that Anaheim nightclub gig he did last weekend. Apparently he pushed 24-year-old Deanna Gines to the ground when they met in the VIP section and now she has torn knee ligaments. Of course, his rep Nicole Perna seems to be as much of an idiot as Chris himself, and said: “I’m unaware of the incident, as is Chris’s lawyer and his entire team. He was in a great mood after Powerhouse. None of this makes sense.”

Because, you know, you only assault people when you’re in a shitty mood?

Generally I would say that people like Gina are just thirsty for fame and easy money, but we’re talking about Chris Brown here, so all bets are off. To be fair, however, the club’s owner is also on Chris’ side and said that Gina was trying to “rush” Chris all night. Oh yeah, let me get a piece of that woman-beating piece of shit! Nothing like domestic violence, homophobia and a disgusting disregard for anyone but himself to get a lady’s loins purring.

From Gossip Cop:

Now, in a statement, Heat’s Mike Joher tells us, “Based on the information which we have gathered from our security company, mall security and other party goers which were at HEAT on Saturday night; It is apparent that the alleged incident regarding Chris Brown is false.”

Joher adds:
We know that the claimant was trying to jump on stage and security was doing their job by keeping people away from Chris. There was no way that he could have touched her, his section was roped off and he had heavy security surrounding him. Witnesses state that the she was persistently trying to rush Chris. She was eventually removed from the club.

While security was escorting her off the premises, she took off her shoes and threw them at our security. In addition, she continued to cause problems with mall security in the common area and parking lot. This type of behavior is not tolerated and is frowned upon. Our last resort was to contact police and have her arrested. However, we allowed her to leave with the people which accompanied her.

HEAT staff and security did what they had to, in order to ensure public safety and the safety of the artist. We have no reason to believe the allegations against Chris. He was a complete gentleman and remained professional throughout the entire night. Neither I, nor any of the witnesses we spoke to, saw him push or touch anybody. It is unfortunate that this matter has become an issue. These false allegations are tarnishing the venues reputation and is causing unnecessary problems for Chris Brown. HEAT will pursue legal ramifications for slandering our name and the artist. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me directly. Thank you.

Does Chris Brown have a stake in this club or what? Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt (though don’t ask me why) and say she’s lying. In a way it’s kind of like… so what? He’s always going to be “guilty” of being an angry, abusive, ignorant piece of shit and one incident being false certainly doesn’t erase that. Something doesn’t add up here – seems kind of random that a girl would injure herself and then blame Chris Brown, but “bitches be crazy”, as they say. WHO KNOWS? WHO CARES? I just want Chris Brown to go away. Forever.

Oh Ew: Someone Gave Chris Brown Their Panties At A Show

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Chris Brown was given the gift of underwear at a performance at a nightclub in Anaheim last night. Oh, hey, you all may be sick of me using “LOL” but guess what? Chris Brown performing at a nightclub in Anaheim deserves a big fat f-cking LOL. I hope those are the only venues he’ll ever be able to play. I hope his transparent attempt at getting more fans doesn’t work, and I hope his biggest venue is an Arby’s parking lot.

Someone in the front row held out a pair of panties to Brown. A lot of people captured it on their cell phones and screamed in approval. There’s video but I just described the whole thing to you.

Whatever, I’d rather throw my undies at Lana Del Rey any day.

Chris Brown Says Back Off

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Chris Brown is not going to back down when it comes to his inspirational graffiti art and this is  a problem for his neighborhood. He and Justin Bieber are regular hellions,  in terms of being dick neighbors, am I right? Okay, anyway, here’s the latest scoop from TMZ:

Chris Brown is firing back at the City of L.A. — claiming the gov. has NO RIGHT to force him to remove the graffiti art on the front of his L.A. home because it’s protected by the 1st Amendment.

Brown just filed an appeal with the city — telling officials the bill they’re trying to stick him with for having an “unpermitted” mural on the front wall of his Hollywood Hills home is pure B.S..

According to the legal documents, obtained by TMZ, Brown claims the city is wrongly trying to nail him for having an illegal “sign” — when the graffiti is art that “[enhances] the architectural and aesthetic features of the residential property.”

Translation — my artwork makes my house look dope, son!

Then Chris drops the constitutional bomb — arguing, “The murals are a reflection of [my] aesthetic taste and a reflection of free speech and expression protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.”

Brown’s case is now in the hands of the Dept. of Building and Safety’s board of appeals — and if they shut him down, he can bring the fight to L.A. County Superior Court.

In fact, there’s a chance … albeit a small chance … that Brown’s case could go all the way up to the Supreme Court if he’s not willing to back down.

You know, I’m SO GLAD that Chris Brown is standing up for himself. Thank God, right?

Chris Brown Is a Gay Rights Activist Now

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Hold the phone! Chris Brown – infamous woman beater, gay hater and general piece of shit – has taken a stand against the injustices of homophobia and stepped out as a supporter of gay rights and “ethnic minorities” in the hopes of changing the world. LOL! I can’t with this asshole. Anyhow, he’s going to do this by… releasing a song. If you’re as confused by the logic as I am, let’s let Chris explain it himself, shall we?


Uh, first of all, you’re not an inspiration to anyone, unless you count yourself as an inspiration not to be a total dickhead like you. Second of all, the single he’s referring to is widely believed to be a song called ‘They Don’t Know’, which will have vocals from… Aaliyah. She’s rolling over in her grave, as you can imagine.

I can’t with any of this. Why won’t he go away?

Chris Brown’s Probably Going to Have a Probation Violation Hearing Next Month

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Chris Brown will most likely have to face a judge next month after maybe (definitely) violating the terms of his probation. The probation stems from his 2009 beat-a-thon on Rihanna and since then, he’s committed a variety of crimes including hit-and-run and – the cause of this hearing – submitting sloppy paperwork for the community service that he didn’t actually perform. Uh oh.

From KTLA:

During a court appearance Monday a preliminary hearing was scheduled for July 15 into whether singer Chris Brown violated his probation.

The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office has been unhappy with Brown’s court-ordered community service, performed in his hometown of Richmond, Va.

The DA’s office said there was sloppy paperwork and oversight in relation to that community service.

The DA’s office requested more documentation and paperwork from the Richmond Police Department, which the department has sent over to Los Angeles.

Prosecutors were to review this documentation, and decide whether they want to proceed with a probation violation hearing against Brown.

Prosecutors were expected to deliver their decision to the judge whether everything is resolved or whether they want to proceed with a probation violation hearing July 15.

Can we not just throw the book at this piece of shit and be done with it? Seriously. Not only was he not remorseful about beating the person he apparently loved (who, mindblowingly, took him back) but he then LIED about completing the community service that was a fucking piece of cake compared to the ass pounding he would have had in jail. God, I can’t stand him.

Top 14 Most Hated Celebrity Couples

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are easily one of the most hated celebrity couples ever, right? Radaronline polled a whole mess of people and compiled a list of 14 celebrity couples that people absolutely hate and Kim and Kanye didn’t even make the list! Shocker! These lists are based on pretty much nothing, but they’re so fun; from the most hated celebrities to the ugliest male celebs, I know I like a good stupid list.

I don’t think these are actually in a particular order, in terms of most to least. The first ones on the list are Rihanna and Chris Brown. Who are the rest?Click to find out.

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Chris Brown Did a Hit-and-Run But Denies It Now, Of Course

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You know how it went down – Chris Brown hit someone’s car in Los Angeles last week and was a total asshole about it (surprise, surprise). When pressed by the driver of the other car for his insurance information, he initially refused but finally gave in… giving her false details. Of course, now he denies the whole thing and says it’s the driver who doesn’t want to talk to him. Yeah, I’m sure that’s the case, bro.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown says he did nothing wrong when he was involved in a minor fender bender last week … and claims the other driver has been ducking his attempts to discuss the matter … TMZ has learned.

As TMZ first reported, Brown allegedly refused to give over his driver’s license number (and provided incorrect insurance info) to the driver of a Mercedes he rear-ended … which, if true, could put his probation in the Rihanna beating case in jeopardy.

But sources close to Chris tell TMZ he gave the woman all the correct info and when his lawyer attempted to contact her not long after the accident … she hung up on him. We’re told all subsequent calls from Chris’ lawyer have gone unanswered.

Our sources also say that neither Chris, nor anyone in his camp, has been contacted by the LAPD so far.

BOO. Regardless of how minor the accident is, if the other driver requested your insurance information (as is the norm), you give it over and it gets settled. Why would the woman ask for his insurance information and then… not want to speak to you about it at all? And I refuse to believe that Chris is just such a good man that he keeps trying to reach out to her to make sure she’s okay/settle the issue. Sorry, not buying it.