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Charlie Hunnam Realizes ’50 Shades of Grey’ Is a Career Killer, Drops Out

Charlie Hunnam, best known from his role on the FX series Sons of Anarchy, seemed to be pretty stoked about locking down one of the lead roles in the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie, but it seems like it finally dawned on him that his legacy would end up being some shitty fanfic porno and he’s pulled out of the project altogether! Of...

Charlie Hunnam Has “Chemistry” with ’50 Shades of Grey’ Co-Star Dakota Johnson

Well, I’ll say this: I fucking hope so, considering! First of all, the 50 Shades of Grey movie is going to be an absolute disaster. The book was a disaster (and – on principle as an intelligent human being who has a better imagination than that in a modified piece of Twilight porn – I absolutely refused to read it) and the movie...

“Fifty Shades” Fans Really Need To Get Lives

Fifty Shades of Grey fans are the new Twilight fans in terms of  the “you guys are absolutely nuts” factor. Casting for the lead actors in the Fifty Shades film was just announced. Dakota Johnson and Charlie Hunnam “won” the roles, and fans are downright pissed. You see, they wanted Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel. And...

Hollywood Casts British Dude In Big Budget Softcore Porn

Fifty Shades of Grey‘s lead, Christian Grey, was finally cast for the film adaption of the crappiest of books. I think it’s hilarious that Hollywood is so invested in making what is essentially a big budget softcore pornographic film. So to middle-aged moms everywhere, MEET YOUR CHRISTIAN GREY! (Oh and by the way, the female lead has...