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Caridee English

Be Still My Heart

ANTM alums Jaslene Gonzalez and Caridee English battle it out for Least Photogenic at the Lucky book party in NYC. Tyra Banks should be ashamed. If you’re going to unleash these creatures upon society after anointing them famous, Tyra, at least hire stylists for them. Someone needs to wake you from your slumber one night with a phone call...

It Never Fails!

I’m sorry for my new obsession with Caridee English, but she is everywhere lately, and she always just looks awful. Every. Single. Time. Here she is at Chace Crawford’s 23rd birthday party in New York, looking all sorts of drunk and totally failing to look any more modelesque than the default photos of 8 million sorority girls on...

Not So Fierce

Seriously, for a “top model,” this girl does not photograph well. ANTM winner Caridee English walks the red carpet at the launch party for the new Blackberry Pearl. Has she put on weight? Like, almost entirely in her face? She looks about 40 years old.

Caridee!!!

The America’s Next Top Model winner showed up at the Grand Opening of Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club At The Palazzo Hotel in Vegas last night. She looks like she’s going to prom! Pregnant!!! This is NOT a fat girl. This is a baaaaaaad dress. Also there: Beyonce Knowles, wearing those shoes that are all the rage lately. They make me want...

CariDee English Photographs So Well

Oh wait, except she totally doesn’t. Every picture I’ve come across of her since she won ANTM just sucks. Seriously, this chick makes Vincent Pastore look like a supermodel. Also: Rachel Hunter is a tragedy. I’m not even going to tell you guys what event this is, because it’s the stupidest thing ever, and I can’t...

CariDee English Behind the Scenes

Just in case America’s Next Top Model, The Agency, Models NYC and 8th and Ocean had left any glimmer of mystery about the world of high-fashion modeling, ANTM winner CariDee gives a brief tour of the Elite agency and talk about her life post-ANTM. She’s been on the cover of three magazines! And you’ve heard of one of those...