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Camila Alves

The Traveling McConaughey Clan

SUPER CUTE! Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves arrived at LAX last night with their two kiddos, son Levi (almost 2 years old now!) and baby daughter Vida, who was born January 3. The former shirtless wonder is such a family man now!

Hello, Little Levi!!!

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves and Son Levi at Malibu Pier Pictures Photos

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves and Son Levi at Malibu Pier Pictures Photos

WHAT A CUTIE!!!

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves wrapped little baby Levi up in a white blanket and a beanie and took him along to the MaliBLUE Art & Music Festival benefiting the Surfrider Foundation.

What a ridiculously adorably little family. I’m unspeakably jealous. I want this life. I also want the ginormous, gorgeous ring Camila’s sporting. I WANT THAT TOO.

Still Going Strong!!!

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey at Malibu Lumber Yard Pictures Photos

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey looked very much the happy couple at the grand opening of the Malibu Lumber Yard in (of course) Malibu.

Also there: The rarely seen Lacey Chabert (Claudia Salinger!!!), Mena Suvari (who’s ditched the shaved-head look in favor of some long extensions), Rick & Kathy Hilton, Garcelle Beauvais, Holly Robinson Peete, Kelly Carlson and Vanessa Minnillo (sans Nick!).

Who Wants to See a Gazillion Pictures of Jennifer Lopez Doing a Triathlon?

Hopefully you guys do, because every photo agency in LA followed this chick’s famous ass up and down Zuma Beach on Sunday, as she completed a Malibu triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds.

Matthew McConaughey also completed the tri (yes, there are pics of him too).

To cheer them on were Marc Anthony and Camila Alves (along with little Levi). Marc and Jen look soooo cute here! It’s nice that he’s so supportive. I remember when I ran my first 10K — the Camp Pendleton Mud Run, which I would not recommend for your first 10K — and I’d been training for months, but my boyfriend at the time just stayed home, got really stoned and laughed at me, like, “Wait, you’re actually going to try to do this? You’re going to run six miles? You? Oh, sweetie. That’s cute. I’ll believe it when I see it.” So I ran it on a team with four of my (ultra-athletic) girlfriends who believed in me, and when I thought I was absolutely going to die and couldn’t go another foot, they pushed me ahead and cheered me on and hung back with me and refused to let me quit. Not only did we all finish, we placed toward the top of the female teams in our age range. When I called my boyfriend after to tell him the news he was like, “Seriously? Woah. I thought for sure I’d be hearing from the local hospital before I heard from you.” Grrr. It makes me mad now, years later, just thinking about it.

So it really struck a nerve for me to see Marc there to cheer Jen on, and it’s a good reminder that I’m single these days because I have much higher standards in men now — as I deserve to.

Baby’s Day Out

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves took little Levi for a stroll in Malibu on Thursday.

Dayum, check out Camila’s dress! I mean, check out Camila’s body in Camila’s dress. That kid is like five seconds old and Camila’s already back to looking awesome. I mean, she has a tiny bit of pudge still in her tummy, but, hell, I have that anyway, and all my babies are non-human and thus never lived in my tummy.

And the photo agency says Matty’s carrying gifts for Levi on his head. But whatever. You know he’s just trying to be extra weird for the cameras.

Meet the McConaughey Baby!!!

Here’s a first look at Levi Alves McConaughey on the cover of OK! magazine.

OMG!

He looks just like … a baby!!!

I have never understood why these photos go for so much money. You can’t tell a thing about the kid at this age. They all just look like generic tiny babies. You can’t tell who he looks like or if he’s gonna be a hottie or anything. I think pics of the babies at, like, age three should go for more than the newborn shots.