Is Ivanka Trump dating Lance Armstong? Probably not, but there’s video of her refusing to answer questions about him, which is kind of like dating, right? Were you totally psyched...
Jessica Coen is leaving Gawker for Vanity Fair, where she’ll be their “deputy online editor.” In my mind, the “deputy” part of this keeps conjuring up an image... Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn’t get any better — turns out she’s a lezzie!
Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement... Katie Holmes may play the role of Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about Posh’s hubby, U.K. soccer star David Beckham.
A publicity-starved Steve-O urinates on the red carpet... It’s official: on September 12 of this year, Britney Spears birthed a 72-year-old British man.
Although we have not yet seen photos of the crotchety old wanker, his age and obvious... Do you want to see more pictures of little Sean Preston Spears waving from the window of his mommy’s hospital room? Okay.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson accidentally schedule their... HELLO SEPTEMBER 12.
I love you.
I think our nation’s club owners have figured out that turning away Paris Hilton is a surefire way to get their club’s name in all the papers... Today’s mostly Asian-Baby-Called-Suri-Cruise Day on the internets, but if you’re now suitably bored and disturbed reading the TomKat PR script optioned by Vanity Fair, here are... Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine.
Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as... Link via SorryIGotDrunk. Apparently it’s clips day on The Beet.
Up now, Kevin Federline delivers a particularly uninspiring rendition of his “song” on the Teen Choice Awards. The good news here... I’d like to begin by issuing an apology to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. In a post last month, I was unnecessarily harsh to the couple, ranting and raving about how insane...
Britney Spears
MCSTEAMY IS BACK!
Lunch-Break Quickies: Are Paris & Nicole BFF Again?
Lunch Break Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Wants You to Know...
Britney Spears’ Baby Name Revealed!
Picking up the Pieces: Tyra Banks May Actually Be Kind...
Happy Morning! It Doesn’t Have to be September...
Odds & Ends: All the News That’s Not Suri...
Final Thoughts on the VMAs
Anderson Cooper Weighs in on the KFed Issue
Breaking: Keven Federline Not Particularly Talented
Britney: "You Assholes Thought I Got Knocked Up...