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8Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week — 1st Week of July

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Courtney Stodden at a birthday party, July 6. Because of course.

Happy July! Happy summer! Happy weekend! Let’s celebrate by looking at photos of celebs’ best and worst looks of this week and praising them or making fun of them. What joy for everyone!


July 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm by Catherine St. Ives

2Britney Wants To Twerk With Miley PLUS Miley’s About To Make A Paparazzo’s Life A Living Hell

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Miley Cyrus‘ new video for “We Can’t Stop” is full of “is this changing my image yet?” sights, including the dance move all the kids are suddenly doing: “twerking.” Here’s Miley doing it (center, in white) surrounded by lots of black women, for scenery street cred. (There’s a debate going on right now fueled by Jezebel about whether or not Miley is appropriating “rachet culture” and is “accessorizing with black people” but that’s not something I’m getting into here.)

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Anyway the point here is that Britney Spears is showing her approval for Miley’s new video and moves, as evidenced in this tweet:

Loving your new video for #WeCantStop @MileyCyrus! Maybe you can teach me how to twerk sometime LOL ;) xo

“LOL”, a winkey-faced emoticon, and an “xo”? Someone’s really serious here!

As for Miley twitter updates, she’s about to make some paparazzo’s life a living hell by tweeting earlier,

If you see this douche RAM HIM. #fuckpaps

That link is a photo of said paparazzo’s car, license plate and all. This could be a HUGE clusterf-ck.

June 23, 2013 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives

3Britney’s New Song Sounds A Lot Like Madonna’s Old One

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Britney Spears has a smurfy new song for the new Smurfs movie that’s kind of a big load of smurf. But she may not have dropped this load of smurf all by herself. Lots of people have pointed out that Ms. Spears’ song, “Ooh La La” sounds a lot like Madonna‘s song “Superstar”, from her 2012 album MDNA. People are probably only noticing this just now because no one bought Madonna’s album, let’s be real. Madonna wrote and produced “Superstar”, along with ardy “Indigo” Muanza and Michael Malih.

“Ooh La La” came out in June of this year for the Smurfs 2 soundtrack. This load of smurf took 7 people to write (Bonnie McKee, J. Kash, Lola Blanc, Fransisca Hall, Lukasz Gottwald, Henry Walter, Joshua Coleman)  and 3 to produce (Dr. Luke, Cirkut, Ammo) and in the end, it does sound pretty similar to Madonna’s “Superstar”.

What do you think?


June 17, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Britney Spears, Madonna

2Ladies And Gentlemen: Celebrities In Bikinis

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Bikini season is upon us. ‘Tis the time of year where we get to see “BEST AND WORST BIKINI BODS OF 2013″ splashed all over celeb magazines, along with hints of “HERE ARE 100 PEOPLE HOTTER THAN YOU ARE, F-CK YOU!” So let’s get it over with and take the wind out of our sails with this post of celebrities in bikinis and get to the inevitable who looks fat and who doesn’t and let’s cry into our pizza. Our delicious f-cking pizza. I think all these ladies look great, although I doubt some of their bikini choices, simply because some of these are ugly.


June 4, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0On Britney’s Vegas Shows: “There’s Little Chance She Can Actually Do This”

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Britney Spears is headed to Las Vegas, and I told y’all. She talked about how psyched she is about it in Shape magazine (source: I read Shape magazine on airplanes) but people are having doubts that she can handle such a major commitment. From Metro:

The Oops!… I Did It Again star is reportedly preparing for a string of shows at Planet Hollywood Resort and at a casino in Sin City.

But concerns are growing from within Brit’s camp that she won’t be able to handle the pressures of delivering a knock out show day after day.

‘There is little chance that she can actually do this,’ a source close to the star told Fox News’ FOX411 team.

‘The stress of a daily public appearance and the physical nature of a show could overwhelm her for sure.’

Friends and family would have reason to be anxious for Spears after she suffered a very public breakdown in 2008 and her mental health could crumble again.

‘As the show comes closer, she may start to fall apart. It’s definitely a concern,’ the source added.

First of all, no one even MENTIONED the delicious buffet in Planet Hollywood, and that’s definitely a major concern for me. But that’s neither here nor there. I can understand why “Brit’s camp” would be concerned about these shows, but Brit’s been under conservatorship for quite some time now and there’s no way she could have signed off on this on her own, so clearly someone thinks she’s ready. It’s a huge commitment ut I think it will be the best thing for her. She’ll have a regular job, everything scheduled, no surprises, a huge support team, and she’ll be doing what she loves to do most.

Positive thoughts, people. I really, really want to see Britney in Vegas because the buffet!!!

May 26, 2013 at 10:38 am by Catherine St. Ives
Filed Under: Britney Spears

6That Song Britney Spears Did For ‘Smurfs 2′ Is Out…

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Listen, Britney Spears has two young sons, so it makes sense that she’d want to get cool mom cred by doing a song for an animated film. While I’m not sure The Smurfs hold any cool points past 1992, BritBrit has released ‘Ooh La La’, which will appear on the Smurfs 2 soundtrack. First of all, why is there a Smurfs 2? Why was there a Smurfs 1 (so to speak) to begin with?

The song is absolutely horrendous, I have to say. The vocal effects on this make it seem like something out of a weird Japanese nightmare and it’s just all wrong. The chorus finds Britney – or a pack of computerized robots, who can say?) – imploring, “Baby come with me and be my ooh la la”. What does that even mean? I know what it’s trying to mean – I’m not an imbecile – but just… no.

Have a listen below and leave your thoughts in the comments, though I expect they’ll all be something like “lalajdflajsldkf;wlkereo;a” after your head hits the keyboard repeatedly as you beg it to stop.

May 17, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Britney Spears, Music