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Wanna Be Britney’s Body Double? This Has To Be Your Weight And Height

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Britney Spears is working on a new project (and I’m not referring to the documentary) and we know this because because an ad for a Britney body double was posted. It reveals Ms. Spears’s height and weight, so if you want to be her body double you have to be 5’4″ and weigh 130 pounds.

Anyone think that sounds about right? I think that’s pretty dead-on. Here’s the full description, via Hollywood Life:

Looking for a body double for Britney Spears. Please only submit if you have these measurements or are very close to them all. Height 5’4?, 130 lbs., 32C-27?-35?, dress size 4, shoe size 7.

This means Brit has a C-cup breast size, a 27 inch waist, and 35 inch hips. Again, this sounds exactly what I thought it would be. And yet they still felt the need to photoshop her.

Anyone surprised by her measurements?

(It’s Friday, what do you want from me? )

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Britney Getting A TV Documentary: Will You Be Watching?

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Britney Spears is a busy little lady. She’s gearing up for her Las Vegas residency (you could say she’s “working, bitch“) and now you can see what it’s been like for her. E! is airing a documentary titled I Am Britney Jean. That title…

Here’s what you can look forward to, from the Daily News:

The piece will show Spears, 30, prepping for her Las Vegas residency and will give “an intimate look at one of the most overexposed yet under-revealed stars of today as she faces one of her biggest challenges ever while finishing her album, shooting videos, doing press — and being a mom.”

I would love if if they addressed the photoshopping in her video, but I doubt they have the balls.

Will YOU be watching? Or are you kind of over Britney?

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Britney Spears’ Favorite Author Is An Anti-Gay Pastor

Britney Spears is a big fans of “the gays” – which is a good thing considering they make up 95% of her fan base (the other 5% are girls who are nostalgic for ’90s pop, whether or not they grew up during the era or weren’t even born when it took place). In any case, apparently people were shocked when, during a Q&A on Twitter, she named an anti-gay nutso pastor as her favourite author:


If you don’t know much about Max Lucado, check out a little something he wrote about his feelings on gay marriage:

“How will homosexuality impact our culture? What about the spread of disease? If gay lifestyle and gay marriage is endorsed – what follows? Polygamy? Legalized incest? If we can’t draw a line, will lines be drawn at all? Men and women were not intended for identical gender but opposite.”

“The legalization of gay marriages will erode the traditional family… Legalized gay marriage will lead to legalized polygamy and other deviations… The highest reason, however, for opposing gay marriage is simply this: God does.”

LOL yeah, okay bro. It’s amazing how fucking stupid people are, and how willingly they’ll follow a God that they truly believe could be so terrible as to hate his own creation because they happen to prefer their own parts in bed. So glad I’m an atheist (and before the nutters hop on board here, I’m not saying Christians are terrible people or that everyone believes the same thing this dickhead does).

Anyhow, do you REALLY think Britney sits down and reads any books, let alone Max Lucado’s? I wonder which member of her team came up with that answer and typed it in for her, since we all know she’s banned from the Internet. Don’t worry, gays, Britney still loves you.

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