Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Bristol Palin

He’s Heeeeere!

John McCain heartily greets Levi Johnston (pictured with Bristol Palin) as he arrives in Minneapolis for the RNC. What a dashing young lad!

Hi, Bristol!

Ya know, this is the problem with pulling a VP candidate out of thin fucking air. I mean, choosing a chick who touts family values after being the mayor of a town with a population under...

Lindsay Lohan Waxes Political

Lindsay Lohan’s latest MySpace blog? Is about Bristol Palin, of course. THERE IS NO OTHER NEWS THIS WEEK. Says Lindsay: I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone...