Boy, these two are just amping up their publicity a ton these days, aren’t they? First, Brad talked about finally getting married, which caused a huge stir, and now Angelina‘s talking about the REAL important things: penis size. In an interview with the UK’s Telegraph, Angelina discusses all things from parenting, to starring with Johnny Depp in The Tourist, to how much she admires her partner Brad’s, uh, manhood:
‘I am very lucky with Brad. He is a real gentleman, but he is also a real man’s man. He’s got the wonderful balance of being an extraordinary, great, loving father, a very, very intelligent man and physically he’s a real man,’ she says, blushing slightly, ‘in all things that it means.
Jolie also counters that the loss of her mother back in 2007 is still a very sore, raw subject:
May 31, 2011 at 6:30 am by Sarah
“The kids ask about marriage. It’s meaning more and more to them. So it’s something we’ve got to look at.”
Remember back when Brad claimed “Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able”? Well it looks like those adorable kids of his are wearing him down.
So, oh SNAP. A Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie wedding? Could you IMAGINE this business? Could you imagine the reaction from Jennifer Aniston (I know, low blow, but don’t dare tell me that it didn’t remotely occur to you for even just a second)? Would it be the wedding of the decade? The century? Would you pay to see this go down?
May 29, 2011 at 10:00 am by Sarah
Think what you want of Brad Pitt because of his ‘affair’ with Angelina Jolie, but he’s just a fabulous man all around. After Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans, Brad and his posse swooped in and built a fabulous array of affordable, semi-indestructible homes for victims who’d lost everything. He donated time and energy to the Haitian earthquake relief effort, and now claims that he’ll be traveling to Missouri to help out the victims of the recent flooding that’s taken over the middle of the country:
“I spent a lot of time in Joppa, MO. My grandparents are from there and it is about 50 or 60 miles from where I grew up, so we’re looking into it now. … My thoughts are certainly with (the victims) and of course a lot of them will be coming out in the next few days, they have a big mountain ahead of them. I wish them the best.”
Some guys have it all: the looks, the charm, the talent, the moral fiber, the empathy for his fellow human being, and of course, one of the most beautiful women, bar-none, on the face of the earth, as his partner. That dude’d be Brad Pitt, and it’s so refreshing and admirable to see someone with such a pull in the celebrity world (and one that has tons of cash on hand at that) do the right thing these days.
May 26, 2011 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Now, before we even open this delicious can of worms, let it be known that the source is Star magazine, and 99.9% of their ‘stories’ are about as legit as the ones I tell when I’m whacked out on Tylenol PM at nine o’clock at night. But this? Was way too much fun to pass up.
Sources at the magazine are claiming that Brad Pitt is hooking up with co-star Bella Heathcote, a new find for the movie Cogan’s Trade (which sounds like it’s gonna suck, but is being filmed in New Orleans, so there’s some redeeming things going on there), and that Angelina caught the two of them naked in Brad’s trailer, probably about to get it on.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve always been pulling for Brad. I think he’d be wicked fun to party with, and I also think he’s got way more talent than people give him credit for. To a lot of people, he’s ‘Angelina’s partner,’ or ‘that dude that Angelina drags along to third- and fourth-world countries.’ But Angelina? Frankly, she’s gotten kind of boring over the last few years. I mean, her save the world campaign is going fairly great, and she does a lot of awesome and respectable things as an ambassador, but for the gossip rags? She’s about as interesting as, I don’t know, Lyle Lovett. Right? I know.
Anyway, this could be super-awesome, and it could unfold the way that I want (Brad jaunting around the gas-lit streets of New Orleans, kicking up his heels and partying with a hot young thing who wants nothing more than a piece of Pitt peen), or it could be a total wash. I’m hoping for the former, but hey. We’ll be realistic: Angelina carried Billy Bob Thornton‘s blood in a vial around her neck; this time around, she carries Brad’s PENIS in a jar. And that, my friends, is why this could just never be.
April 7, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah
DigitalSpy told us this morning that Brad Pitt is in talks to play John Lennon in the upcoming biopic, Daily Express. And get this: Instead of using the original music, Brad is planning on singing the songs himself. This is all, for whatever reason, with the blessing of Yoko Ono, who recently met and loved the actor.
But, for what it’s worth, whatever source spoke to DS about the project made it sound like Brad Pitt is going to try and beat this role up:
“Brad already has a writer working on the script. And Yoko has given the project her blessing so long as it’s true to John’s life,” an insider is quoted as saying.
“Brad wants to do all the singing himself and plans to take voice lessons. If he can’t pull it off they’ll use John’s own voice. Brad has also been immersing himself in videos and books so he can get Lennon’s mannerisms down pat.”
I guess I could see this going either way. On one hand, Brad Pitt is kinda the Susan Lucci of the male Hollywood film actor set. Check out his Wiki, man. He’s been nominated a bajillion times and has never won. Ever. Maybe this is the Oscar-bait of a role he needs to snag that award he arguably deserves. How have we given Sandra Bullock, whom I love, an Oscar, but not Brad Pitt?
And then part of me thinks that no one is totally qualified to play John Lennon. Maybe they should do what they did when they needed someone to play Jesus Christ and just find some rando.
January 7, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Molls
So Angie’s out promoting The Tourist, and Brad was promoting Megamind there for a bit, so the couple has been out and about a lot recently. I posted about the first time this happened, and I got my feelings out, and everything was good. Then it happened again, and I was mildly unsettled, but I ignored it. Then it happened again, and I was going to address the issue, but I think Ryan Gosling was being beautiful that day. But then this happened. And by “this,” I mean that ridiculous dress you see above. And that’s when I knew it would be criminal to ignore this any longer.
Have you ever met anyone who had a velvet problem? It’s pretty disconcerting. I mean, I can take a blazer every now and then, but harem pants and a dress with built in gloves? It’s gone way too far. And you can disagree all you want, you can say that I’m making something out of nothing, that’s fine, but if you do, then
you’re part of the problem just look at the pictures of Brad.