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Axl Rose

AXL ROSE EXISTS!!

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Axl Rose is NOT a figment of our collective imaginations — he exists!! Here are some photos of the reclusive lead singer of Guns’N’ Roses. LET’S ALL GOSSIP ABOUT HOW HE LOOKS!!! DON’T BE SHY!

So the last time we saw Axl Rose was in 1869. This was a few decades before the Gibson Girls invaded all of the soda shops! And boy, things were just so crazy!

I’m sorry, my point is, Axl Rose. I’m stunned. You?