America’s sweetheart turns 16 years old today.Â Doesn’t it seem like she’s been turning 16 forever?Â Like closing Disney so 7,000 people could celebrate her big day wasn’t enough.Â They better not roll out a cake for her tonight when she performs at the American Music Awards.
Here is Miley arriving at the AMAs looking totally age appropriate.Â
I’m sure Beet will haveÂ plenty of coverage on the AMAs tomorrowÂ but here are a few of my random thoughts on the first arrivals:
Christina Aguilera, seriously, what has happened to you?Â It’s like your face totally changed when you got pregnant and it never returned to its original state.Â I realize part of it is just a normal maturing but something looks…off.Â
As off as seeing Pink as she appears tonight.Â She gets a lot of criticism so I give her credit for wearing such a feminine.Â I think she’s damned if she does or doesn’t; I just never imagined I’d feel so uncomfortable actually witnessing her in an evening gown and nose ring.
I had to look up who the hell Shailene Woodley was.Â I guess she stars on some show called The Secret Life ofÂ an American Teenager.Â You’ll know her better as the chick wearing flower pots on her feet.
Toccara has been looking good.Â And by good I mean like a drag queen.
I’m unnaturally distracted by Dancing With The Starsjudge Carrie Ann Inaba.Â Is she missing a set of eyelashes on one eye?Â
And finally, Ashley Tisdale.Â You’re cute, you’re wealthy.Â You haven’t been romantically linked to any Jonas brother.Â Cheer up…life is good!Â
November 23, 2008 at 6:06 pm by Wendie
Increasingly hetero-seeming Zac Efron cozies up to his costars, Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens, at the Melbourne premiere of High School Musical 3.
November 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm by Evil Beet
No surprises here butÂ High School Musical 3: Senior Year was the weekend’s top grossing movie with ticket sales of $42M.Â
Ashley Tisdale and other cast members at The 3rd Rome International Film FestivalÂ High School Musical 3 Premiere.Â Her dress is a little Vegas showgirl, i.e. I love it.Â I’m actually loving her as a brunette too!
Director Kenny Ortega needs to lay off the caffeine.Â Or coke.
October 26, 2008 at 3:10 pm by Wendie
A Disney rep told the Hollywood Reporter this week that a High School Musical 4 was in the works.
“We love HSM, but we kind of have to move on. It will always be a part of us that we loved to do.”
I assume the reporter asked her the question regarding both she and Vanessa, otherwise she is talking in the royal we for reasons that baffle me.
Anyway, what does Ash think is up next?
“I’d love to do more romantic comedies in the future … [I love] Kate Hudson â€” she’s funny!”
Yes, Ashley, she is. Kate Hudson has an innate, sophisticated sense of comedic timing and delivery. That’s why she has a career in romantic comedies. It’s also why you don’t. Take the paychecks while they’re still being offered, sweetheart.
April 9, 2008 at 10:49 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Ashley Tisdale at the AJ McLean (yes, the former Backstreet Boy) show in Anaheim.
What the hell was she doing there?
And here’s what I find the funniest: there are 101 photos of AJ McLean from this event. Literally. There is one photograph of Ashley Tisdale. This is the sole photo of Ashley from this event. Yet, how does the photo agency advertise this particular set of photos? With the single photo of Ashley Tisdale, of course. “Look! We have a photo of Ashley Tisdale! Check this out! Oh, and here’s another hundred photos of AJ McLean.”
For what it’s worth, I like AJ. I think he’s a good guy and I wish him all the best.
March 26, 2008 at 3:23 am by Evil Beet
Ashley and her new nose showed up to a taping of America’s Best Dance Crew, and she was looking awfully cozy with Jared Murillo, who’s apparently her boyfriend. He’s also … drum roll please … a back-up dancer!
It’s only a matter of time before Ashley marries this dude, pops out some kids, he records a rap album and before you know it she’s pounding umbrellas into paparazzi SUVs. I know how these things work.
I guess Jared just signed a contract with Warner Bros to be a part of a new boy band called V Factory.
What does the “V” stand for?