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Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Got Divorced for Many Reasons

A photo of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson

But this photo from New Year’s Eve kind of says it all, doesn’t it?

In the days following one of the more surprising celebrity break ups in recent memory (I know, I know, Sarah called it, but not everyone is as astute as we are), there have been all sorts of reports naming the reasons why the marriage failed.  However, the only official thing we know is that tired old “irreconcilable differences” claptrap, so I’m going to bring you guys a couple of rumors that I heard on the street.

1. Ashlee is bluffing to keep Pete from touring.  This is the one that I want to be true because it allows for a nice little romantic ending in which Pete realizes how much he loves Ashlee and changes his vagabond ways to settle down with his family, and in my version, this doesn’t break his spirit at all.  This is the one I’m voting for.

2. Ashlee is so over Pete’s “erratic behavior.” In this version, Ashlee’s been “extremely unhappy for a long time,” while Pete has been pleased as punch with their marriage and unaware that Ashlee didn’t feel the same way.  I think this is the saddest reason – it paints a tragic picture of Pete being happy for once in his whole tortured life and then getting the rug pulled out from under him.

3. They married too young. This is extremely plausible, and probably a factor of the split any way you look at it.  This has happened at least once to every female in my family – you’re out there, living your life, you meet some nice boy, you get knocked up, so you follow through and marry the dude, and everything’s cool for a few years until you settle into the fact that this is your life, and it’s not what you wanted.  I’m not saying that this story always has this ending, I’m just saying that I’ve seen it go that way a good few times.

4. Ashlee’s too into partying and drinking to be settled down right now. A few days before she filed for divorce, Ashlee was seen at a nightclub, knocking back the Grey Goose and having a good ol’ time.  Apparently, she’s been doing this kind of thing for a while, this “partying and being out of control,” and that’s an “outlet for her unhappiness.”

There you have it, the possible reasons for the Simpson-Wentz divorce.  Which way are you guys leaning?

Plastic Surgery’s Done Wonders For Ashlee Simpson

Most of the plastic surgery galleries we do focus on the stars that have completely destroyed their face after a series of ill-advised surgeries, but today we focus on the newly single Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

When we first met Ashlee, she was the plucky younger sister of Jessica Simpson, one of the most naturally pretty and curvaceous ladies out there. But after Ashlee broke free of her sister’s shadow and had a moment in the spotlight for herself, she decided to get a nose job and then later, a chin job. Although she’s never really spoken publicly about either of these surgeries, there’s no denying that she’s had them.

Check out Ashlee’s transformation over the past 10 years in our gallery below and make sure to let us know which version of Ashlee is your favorite in the comments.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Filed For Divorce

For the record, our own Sarah so called this back and December, so you totally owe her fifty bones.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Pete Wentz, in Los Angeles yesterday. The former actress and one pop star cited “irreconcilable differences” and said through her spokesperson that she and Pete remain close and dedicated to raising their son Bronx together.

Ashlee’s also hoping to drop the “Wentz” from her last name ASAP and more surprisingly, is also seeking spousal support. Those “Autobiography” and 7th Heaven royalties must not be enough to live off of.

Are you guys surprised by this news? I have to say that even though the two seemed to be out of sync for some time now that I thought there was a chance they’d pull through. I always kinda hope that for people who get all swept up in each other, get knocked up and then get hitched. That’s probably why I was too depressed to talk to anyone for like, two hours after I saw Blue Valentine, though, huh?

Damn you, reality! *shakes fist*