Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Any Given Olsen

Soooo Cute!!!

The Olsen girls at Paris Fashion Week. They are there to debut their new fashion line (!!!), after which Ashley plans to host some manner of Wiccan chanting circle, and Mary-Kate’s...

Mary-Kate Olsen, Hard-Nosed Journalist

Or, you know, candy-nosed journalist, white-nosed journalist, powder-nosed journalist. Take your pick. Ana’s BFF submitted the “My Favorite Purse” essay she wrote in fifth...

Really Late-Night Links

If you’re wondering where Lindsay Lohan acquired her penchant for rambling, nonsensical epistolaries, look no further than her father’s most recent jailhouse opus. [Pop on the...

Late-Night Links

Lance and Reichen split for good. Lance must have heard about Reichen’s famous wandering eye, because he’s changed his MySpace song to fellow *NSYNCer’s “What Comes...

Late-Night Links

Angelina Jolie’s mother passed away. [MollyGood] Mariah Carey does Playboy. This is exactly what you wanted … in 1996. [DListed] Matt Dillon doesn’t like Marilyn Manson...

Late-Night Links

After dropping the f-bomb on national television, Vanessa Minnillo spends the next few hours getting utterly wasted and attempting to flash New York City. [Mollygood] It’s been months...

Cleaning up the Weekend

Britney can’t figure out how to get her car to start and has to ask the paparazzi for help. [X17] Mary-Kate Olsen’s body is now so malnourished it is unable to sustain the...

Late-Night Links

Mary Kate and Ashley appear on The Today Show to give their first interview in two and a half years. They both appear sober and talk mostly about their careers. Yawn. [MollyGood] Tom Cruise...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Oh Miss Mary Kate. I understand that you are still trying to rock the “Boho” or “Homeless-Chic” look. The only problem is is that it has gotten out of control...