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Anne Heche

Anne Heche Pays Big Bucks For Parenting Help

Anne Heche is willing to pay someone $375 an hour to do what most divorced and single parents have to do on their own, for free, every day.  Anne Heche and her ex-husband Coley Laffoon have agreed to hire a parenting plan coordinator.  “What is a parenting plan coordinator?” you ask.  It’s exactly as it sounds.  This...

I’ve Decided That It’s Expensive Just To Be Alive

When I originally read the financial details of Anne Heche’s divorce, I thought, “Wow, it is so expensive to be hetero.  She totally should have stuck with Ellen.”  Then I remembered the gay tax and realized that the most economically sane thing I could do is, like, have a fatal heart attack. In a divorce that lasted more than...

I Still Think Anne Heche is Crazy

Here’s some fun with other people’s straightforward reporting. Firing back in her divorce case, Anne Heche asks for full custody of her son and claims her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, craves porn, poker and money. My joke palate is salivating right now. Heche says in court papers that although Laffoon claims to be a stay-at-home dad, he...

Anna Heche: Still Sane and Well-Adjusted

At least there’s one constant in Anne Heche’s life: the crazy. The actress, who dated Ellen Degeneres during her “yeah I’m totally into women since I can’t land an A-list man” phase, has left her husband Coley Laffoon, a camera man. The two met, ironically, while working on a documentary about Ellen’s...