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AnnaLynne McCord

Q: Which McCord Sister is the Most, Uh, Comical-Looking?

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A: TRICK QUESTION, BITCHES! The answer is ‘both of them!’

AnnaLynne and her lesser-known sister, Angel, were photographed this past weekend out and about in LA and the paparazzi caught them both in less-than-flattering faces. (But don’t take it to heart from me – I’m someone who takes random, unstaged photos looking like I suffered some kind of stroke. Seriously? If you ever take my picture and want it to look OK, don’t surprise me with it. Guaranteed it’ll come out looking like ass.)

Angel McCord, though not as famous as her oh-yeah-so-totally-famous sister, is really trying hard. Sources at Britney Spears’s most recent party claim that Angel wagered nudity to hedge a bet this end, and someone (I’m still trying to figure out who in this case) won:

Annalynne McCord’s equally attractive sister, Angel, upstaged Britney Spears the other night by jumping into a pool in her underwear in front of 170 guests at a Britney-hosted LA dinner for the St. Bernard Project, which helps those still homeless after Hurricane Katrina. Angel offered, “My sister and I grew up in a trailer park — it is important we raise money. And if we get over $15,000, I’ll take off my dress and jump in the pool.” A spy reports, “A guy stood up and said, ‘Done!’ She took off her jewelry, called her friend over to unzip her dress and jumped in” — drawing cheers from Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff and Reggie Bush.

So yup. Imagine that: a McCord doing something embarrassing and inappropriate at a partyful of people who are way, way more famous (for more admirable things) than she. Go figure.

Put This In Your Spank Bank: AnnaLynne McCord Dressed As a Na’vi

When one of the hottest TV actresses out there dresses up as a character from one of the biggest nerd movies of the decade, that’s bound to do something for someone. That’s the very first thing I thought of when I saw these photos of AnnaLynne McCord shooting scenes for 90210 in full Na’vi. I mean, this is basically SFW jerk-off material (pardon my language!) for an entire set of people out there.

I predict that this gallery will garner millions of hits over the years, all from the same fifty-something IP addresses.

Fetish community, you have a friend in me.

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Apparently, AnnaLynne McCord is Dating a Model

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According to sources at People magazine, McCord was caught partying pretty hard with a male model this past Halloween weekend, Aaron O’Connell. Don’t know who he is? Never fear; I didn’t ’til I Googled him, either. And then?  I still didn’t. But I was able to appreciate his marginally good looks – I mean, he looks like every other nameless, faceless male model out there that poses for Abercrombie & Fitch, and hey. Nothing wrong with that, is there.  There can never been enough beauty in the world, I suppose.

Word on the street is that McCord and O’Connell were allegedly all over one another this past Saturday at Lavo Las Vegas, where the pair sipped on champagne, rode one another’s lap (OK, it was just Anna Lynne riding his lap, but I like the dual imagery there), and snapping photos each other on their camera phones. An eyewitness claims:

“They were all over each other. There were definitely not trying to hide anything. They were dancing all over each other and didn’t separate.”

So, yeah, great. I don’t know about you, but I’m not terribly impressed with AnnaLynne McCord. I don’t watch the new 90210, so I don’t know if she’s even remotely talented or not, but as far as some of the hype that surrounds her hotness, I think it’s pretty contrived. It’s not to say that she’s not a cute girl, she is; I just don’t get the fascination that some people have with her. She’s … average. She’s got an average body and an average face and she’s not unattractive. So, OK. We get it. AnnaLynne McCord is ‘good’ enough to land a sub-par male model whose biggest claim to fame (according to his portfolio) is a half-decent Lucky Jeans campaign. We can all sleep at night now.

Still unsure of AnnaLynne’s validity as a young, edgy, sex symbol? Let these photos make up your mind.