Remember that whole heroin-induced, blood-and-gore, kissing-half-brothers thing Angelina used to do? Even though she’s been with Brad Pitt for something like a lifetime and has a slew of kids, that darkness still exists. Does that excite you? Does it make you wonder if she’ll go spinning off her axis one of these days into a flurry of intravenous drugs, cigarettes, old men, and red meat consumption? Don’t get your hopes up yet – Angie says that the dark side now belongs to Brad:
“I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me … it’s just in its place now … it belongs to Brad [Pitt]. Or our adventures. … I went through heavier, darker times and I survived them. I didn’t die young.”
She continues by saying that if you’re assuming the worst, you’re probably right:
“So I am very lucky. There are other artists and people that didn’t survive certain things … people can imagine that I did the most dangerous, and I did the worst … for many reasons, I shouldn’t be here. You just … too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too, too far.”
The interview, which will be run through 60 Minutes, will air on Sunday. Mwah ah ah.