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Angie Everhart

Angelina Jolie’s Dark Side Belongs to Brad

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Remember that whole heroin-induced, blood-and-gore, kissing-half-brothers thing Angelina used to do? Even though she’s been with Brad Pitt for something like a lifetime and has a slew of kids, that darkness still exists. Does that excite you? Does it make you wonder if she’ll go spinning off her axis one of these days into a flurry of intravenous drugs, cigarettes, old men, and red meat consumption? Don’t get your hopes up yet – Angie says that the dark side now belongs to Brad:

“I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me … it’s just in its place now … it belongs to Brad [Pitt]. Or our adventures. … I went through heavier, darker times and I survived them. I didn’t die young.”

She continues by saying that if you’re assuming the worst, you’re probably right:

“So I am very lucky. There are other artists and people that didn’t survive certain things … people can imagine that I did the most dangerous, and I did the worst … for many reasons, I shouldn’t be here. You just … too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too, too far.”

The interview, which will be run through 60 Minutes, will air on Sunday. Mwah ah ah.

Angie Everhart Needs to Get Her Act Together

This first part of this should be getting a boyfriend who doesn’t kick her ass.

Angie’s boyfriend was arrested on Thursday for beating her up and leaving her with minor injuries.

“There was an incident involving Angie Everhart and her boyfriend,” said Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department spokesman Sgt. Scott Wolf. You know, I realized Scott’s performing career hadn’t exactly sky-rocketed since Party of Five wrapped, but I was pretty shocked to find out he was working for the LAPD. Aren’t you at least supposed to make a half-assed attempt at a singing career before you give up on fame entirely?

“He was gone from the location of the incident before deputies arrived,” continued Bailey Salinger. “There were minor injuries, but they did not require medical attention. He was subsequently booked for misdemeanor spousal battery.”

Angie, you’ll recall, scored herself a DUI in April and recently pleaded no contest to the charges.

Dump this dude, Angie, and get yourself some help. You’re 38 years old now, darling. It’s time.