Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Angelina Jolie

Angelina on Good Morning America

Check out the footage from her Diane Sawyer interview. Argh. I hate that she’s so completely likable now. I have to hand it to her, she’s really done a good job of turning this...

Angelina’s on the Pill

The Good Shephard has been very good indeed to the celebrity gossip community, as it’s forced Angelina Jolie to hit the interview circuit. Everywhere she stops she drives her skinny...

Shiloh the Sexpot

From a new photo shoot for Hello magazine. Damn, she’s already got that seductive off-in-the-distance pout down. Are you guys sooo excited for when she and Jayden Federline have sex...

Cleaning up the Weekend

After almost days of searching, the paparazzi catch Nicole Richie and Joel Madden together. Take that, Hilary Duff. Now you’re left all alone with your hyper-successful, talent-driven...

Angelina Jolie’s Bodyguard Arrested

Three of Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards were arrested in India today, and later freed on bail, after parents at a local school complained that they were injured and abused by the...

Happy Slow News Week to You, Too!

Slowest. News week. Ever. So, celeb gossip bloggers have taken to their favorite slow-news-week activity: posting outtakes and best-takes from celeb photo shoots. Check out some of my...

Brangelina Planning to Adopt Again

Although it won’t premiere until sometime around the year 2020, the greatest reality show ever continues its casting process, with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie planning to adopt...

Angelina Jolie: Fainty McFainterson

I’m so glad I didn’t run this story the first it happened. Happier still that I didn’t run it the second time it happened. See, folks, it’s not that I find all this...

Friday Afternoon Links fo’ Yo Ass

Angelina Jolie just hates it when photogs catch pictures of Shiloh without forking over the requisite $4M. [Just Jared] Nicole Kidman’s husband, country singer Keith Urban, is the...