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Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie on the Cover of Vanity Fair

It must really suck to be Angelina Jolie. All of the swanky magazine covers, and all of these adorable kids that follow her around and idolize her, and then you have that man of hers, Brad Pitt, who earns just as much as she does. Ugh. I just couldn’t imagine waking up to him morning after morning after morning, could you? Jeez. What a...

Forbes Releases Top-Earning Celebrity Couples List

I don’t know about you guys, but these lists always intrigue the crap out of me. These celebrity “power couples,” as they’re often referred to, bring in, like, unbelievable wads of cash annually. Jaw-dropping amounts. I mean, this kind of money is money that I can’t even fathom having, and the craziest part is that...

You Know Who Should Eat More? ANGELINA JOLIE.

Now before all the weight-weirdos get all bent out of shape because I’m not “accepting” Angelina just the way she is, let it be said that I’m not insinuating that sweet old Angelina here looks bad – at all. I’m merely saying that she’s looked better in the past when she had a little bit more meat on her...

Quotables: Brad Pitt Drops a BOMB

“The kids ask about marriage. It’s meaning more and more to them. So it’s something we’ve got to look at.” Remember back when Brad claimed “Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able”? Well it looks like those adorable kids of his are...