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Andy Dick

This Is Disturbing

I’m pretty sure this is the mug shot of one Andy Dick, who was arrested at 2 am last night in Murrieta (why is anyone ever in Murrieta???) on suspicion of drug possession and misdemeanor sexual battery. He was arrested at a bar called Buffalo Wild Wings, which I looked up in the hopes that it was some manner of gay strip club, but it’s...

Having Fun Yet, Andy Dick?

I just think this photo — taken at Jude Law’s birthday party at LAX on Saturday — is so funny. Who lets Andy Dick grab their tits? I bet all those chicks ran to the bathroom afterwards to snort the cocaine residue off her chest. Andy Dick’s bare hands have to be good for a line or two.

Andy Dick for President!

Ah, slow news days. We’re mere hours away from the holiday weekend. Traffic is down everywhere on the web because you guys aren’t sitting at your desk web-surfing while you should be doing expense reports. No, it’s just past noon on the West coast, which means most of the nation is in a beachside bar tossing back Coronas, as far...

If Andy Dick Does Cocaine, It Must Be Cool

Taken at Manhattan’s Snitch club last week. Honestly, we need to can whatever dull anti-drug program we’re running in the middle schools these days and just send this guy on a national tour of seventh-grade classrooms. Just have him fucking talk about whatever under a big banner that reads “THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. ANY...

Andy Dick Cracks Me Up

X17 has some great footage of Andy leaving a club on Kiefer Sutherland’s heels. As Kiefer signs autographs for the “fans” paparazzi, Andy demands to know why no one has a picture of him to be signed: “Can I see one goddamn picture of me? Please!” This goes on for a solid minute, then Andy tries to climb into...