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7Where’s the Cocaine?

Andy Dick and Tom Arnold at Premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pictures, Photos

Heh. So I noticed that both Tom Arnold and Andy Dick attended the premiere of Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and my first thought was “Oh please God let there be a photo of them together.”

And here it is.

And it’s a thing of beauty.

April 11, 2008 at 12:55 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Andy Dick, Tom Arnold

8Having Fun Yet, Andy Dick?

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I just think this photo — taken at Jude Law’s birthday party at LAX on Saturday — is so funny.

Who lets Andy Dick grab their tits?

I bet all those chicks ran to the bathroom afterwards to snort the cocaine residue off her chest. Andy Dick’s bare hands have to be good for a line or two.

December 9, 2007 at 2:15 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Andy Dick

3Andy Dick for President!

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Ah, slow news days.

We’re mere hours away from the holiday weekend. Traffic is down everywhere on the web because you guys aren’t sitting at your desk web-surfing while you should be doing expense reports. No, it’s just past noon on the West coast, which means most of the nation is in a beachside bar tossing back Coronas, as far away from a computer as possible, and Hollywood’s publicists and reporters are right there with them. No one’s breaking interesting stories. So you know what that means:

Andy. Dick.

Hollywood’s favorite cokehead (assuming the top position now that Lindsay’s in rehab) performed at the Funny Bone Comedy Club in Columbus, Ohio last weekend, in what the club’s manager calls his worst experience with a performer in the club’s history.

Dick made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men’s room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

That’s right. He urinated on someone. This seems plausible, as on Monday, photos surfaced of Andy in Ohio, as he showed his naughty bits to an eager fan while urinating.

The next day:

A limousine driver was to meet Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, Stroupe said, but he couldn’t be found and missed that morning’s flight to Los Angeles.

Dick was across town, where he was issued a citation for urinating on the sidewalk by Columbus policeman John Fantin. Police eventually escorted Dick back to the hotel, Stroupe said.

August 31, 2007 at 12:16 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Andy Dick

0If Andy Dick Does Cocaine, It Must Be Cool

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Taken at Manhattan’s Snitch club last week.

Honestly, we need to can whatever dull anti-drug program we’re running in the middle schools these days and just send this guy on a national tour of seventh-grade classrooms. Just have him fucking talk about whatever under a big banner that reads “THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. ANY QUESTIONS?”

May 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Andy Dick

2Andy Dick: High or Crazy?

I’m just not sure. I’m never sure with him. Check out this video of Andy being forcibly escorted off the set of Jimmy Kimmel’s show after getting a little handsy with Ivanka Trump (who, despite all the shit I talk about her, always manages to come off very classy and artciulate).

February 3, 2007 at 7:23 pm by Evil Beet

6Andy Dick Cracks Me Up

X17 has some great footage of Andy leaving a club on Kiefer Sutherland’s heels. As Kiefer signs autographs for the “fans” paparazzi, Andy demands to know why no one has a picture of him to be signed: “Can I see one goddamn picture of me? Please!” This goes on for a solid minute, then Andy tries to climb into Kiefer’s limo and has to be extracted by a bodyguard.

To add insult to injury, X17 has labeled the piece with “Kiefer Sutherland” and “What?” They don’t even have an Andy Dick label!
I don’t care what people say about that guy, he pretty consistently makes me laugh. Rock on, Andy.
January 29, 2007 at 11:27 am by Evil Beet
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