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Amber Tamblyn Officially Joins Two And A Half Men As A Regular Cast Member

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Amber Tamblyn joined Two And A Half Men for a stint as the illegitimate “sexy, gorgeous lesbian” daughter of Charlie Sheen‘s deceased character. And now it’s a permanent thing. She’s a regular cast member. Cha-ching Amber. Cha-f-cking-ching. Details from Hollywood Reporter:

The actress, who boarded season 11 in a five-episode stint as Charlie Harper’s (Charlie Sheen) long-lost (lesbian) daughter, has been promoted to series regular.

Tamblyn’s Jenny moves to L.A. to pursue acting and connect with what’s left of her family. She likes everything her dad liked — including women. The move is not unexpected as Tamblyn’s deal had an option for her to become a series regular.

OKAY LISTEN, NON-JUDGEMENT ZONE RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE I AM CURIOUS. Have you been watching Amber on Two And A Half Men? How is she? Is she funny? Is the show finally funny?

I need to know, guys. But I need to know without actually watching it.

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Amber Tamblyn, What Have You Done??

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Amber Tamblyn is being known as a smart, cool, slightly quirky actress in Hollywood, right? She won me over with this brilliant and hilarious email exchange with Tyrese. She married David Cross which earns (both of them) a hundred cool points. So what in the ever-loving f-ck is she doing joining the cast of Two And A Half Men??

Okay the answer is probably obvious: money. But still. Amber. Ugh. Here are some details from Us Weekly:

Amber Tamblyn has been cast as Jenny Harper, the illegitimate lesbian daughter of the late Charlie Harper (formerly played by Charlie Sheen) on the half-hour sitcom. The actress will recur in at least five episodes during Season 11, with an option to become a series regular.

As Us Weekly previously reported, Tamblyn’s character will show up at the home of Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) and Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) looking for her dad. If the 30-year-old [why the hell do they feel they need to mention her age] is a hit with viewers, the plan is to have her move in with the duo, filling the void left by Jake Harper (Jones).

Best of luck, Ms. Tamblyn! A job’s a job, I guess. And at least the Warlock isn’t there anymore.

So We Have Photos of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross’s Wedding!

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So I’d be completely lying to myself if I didn’t admit to thinking that Amber Tamblyn‘s wedding to comedian David Cross didn’t look positively awesome and adorable, what with it being held in the woods, and with friends like Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Questlove, and Amy Poehler in attendance.

Here’re a few photos of Amber and David’s big day, with a few candid shots of guests and cheesecake wedding cake thrown in for good measure.

So, again, congratulations, guys! I never did hear anything back about that “kids” question, so how about it?

Amber Tamblyn Married David Cross

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Just to brief you, Amber Tamblyn is twenty-nine years old (she’s actually a month older than me), and David Cross? Well, he’s not twenty-nine years old. He’s not even thirty-nine years old. David Cross is actually going to be forty-nine years old in just a few months, and while it’s definitely not treading in Courtney Stodden-Doug Hutchison waters, it’s still a little strange, to be honest. Not entirely unexpected, mind you, considering the fact that they got engaged just about a year ago, but initially strange nevertheless.

The thing is? The more I looked at the above picture, and actually considered the two of them together (guys, Amber Tamblyn is funnyshe submitted rap songs to Tyrese once in hopes that he could make her famous in the music world, and David Cross is also funny because he’s David Cross), the more I actually liked it and thought, “Wow, man, these two crazy folks are sort of cute together, aren’t they?”

Go ahead, guys. Throw out all your preconceived notions about age and love and twenty-year differences. Because unless we’re talking Doug and Courtney, and their awesome-yet-sad shitshow of a stint on ‘Couples Therapy’, all bets are off.

Congratulations to Amber and David! You guys gonna make babies, now, or what?

The One Where Amber Tamblyn Submits Several Rap Songs to Tyrese

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Amber Tamblyn was in the movie The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants, which was based on the book series that is very near and dear to my heart. She is also engaged to comedian David Cross. Up until this morning, those were the only things I knew about Amber Tamblyn. Now, I am glad to say that I also know that she is completely awesome.

It all started when an unnamed mutual friend sent out an email to a number of people, including Amber and Tyrese. The thing is that, since Amber’s middle name is Rose, she has her email address registered as – you guessed it – Amber Rose. As in Kanye West‘s ex, Amber Rose. What an incredible recipe for magic, right?

Tyrese is apparently interested in making music with the real Amber Rose, so when he saw Amber Tamblyn’s email address, he understandably assumed that that was the lady he wanted to get in touch with. He sent an email, and Amber Tamblyn gave the world a huge gift by responding admirably.

Here are the first of the emails:

On Sun, Feb 26, 2012 at 11:41 AM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

Hit me now … ***.***.****

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

Amber Rose Wrote:

Sorry boo I would but my neighbors is really into exotic animals and I promised I would go over and see their new baby Ball Python.

On Sat, Feb 25, 2012 at 9:04 PM, Tyrese Gibson wrote:

On this new album it’s whatever..

Respectfully,

Tyrese Gibson

On Feb 26, 2012, at 10:16 AM, Amber Rose T wrote:

lol u are so sweet boo I’ve been trying to get this album goin for so long u know how it is. Attached is the single demo I’ve been workin on… not finished yet but soon! Thanks to u boo lol. I will send you more demos soon. You will have demos comin out ur demos!!

lol

A

And here is that masterful demo:

But wait! There’s so much more!

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Amber Tamblyn Is Totally Engaged to David Cross

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David Cross is 47 to Amber Tamblyn‘s 28.

And I’m of two minds, here: for one, I’m newly 29, which is old-young, and I’ve had a crush on David Cross ever since Men in Black. (Tamblyn, in the meantime, starred in The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants.) So their age difference—of nearly 20 years—does not surprise or titillate me, sorry. Another thing: when David Cross did a set at my university, afterward, I was like, wow, that dude really likes people my age! And no offense, but, uh, yeah, he actually does. Apparently.

I have my misgivings, though. My mother was only 12 years younger than her husband, whom she married when she was 27, and she and I spent the last seven years or so coping with his Alzheimer’s. OK, that’s pretty depressing! But all I’m saying is, 20 years is a pretty serious commitment because, hey, that age difference can become your whole life. Know what I mean?

They’re a cute couple, though.