13Amanda Bynes Poses Topless; Jenny McCarthy Starts Bizarre Rumor About Her

I’ve known Jenny McCarthy is bonkers since she started telling parents not to vaccinate their kids a few years back, but last night she took shit to a whole new level of bonkers as she took to Twitter to claim that police had swarmed Amanda Bynes‘ apartment in New York – news that she got from a “publicist” who’s apparently really a realtor (?) and a story that literally no one else confirmed and/or reported. This came just a few hours after Amanda took her hiker a few more notches up Crazy Mountain and posted two new selfies sans bra (nips covered, natch).

Here’s how it went down on Jenny’s Twitter:

She’ll probably remove all that shit later, but you know I ‘ve got screencaps on my desktop, girl.

Anyway, this story literally makes zero sense. First of all, what does any of this have to do with Jenny McCarthy? Second of all, why in the hell would this publicist/realtor or whoever the hell he is have this “info” that not even TMZ has confirmed (and they are on top of their shit)? Third of all, just why? Why?

So, were the police at Amanda’s place last night? Probably not. And if they were, it was probably a prank or some asshole “PR” person phoning them because they “want to help” (ie spread bullshit stories like this).

UPDATE!! Amanda has responded to Jenny on Twitter in one of the most hilarious mini-rants ever:

@jennymccarthy you’re ugly! Police weren’t at my house old lady! Shut the fuck up!

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 2, 2013

@jennymccarthy I need help? What are u talking about? Aren’t u 50 years old? I’m 27, u look 80 compared to me! Why are you talking about me?

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 2, 2013

UPDATE UPDATE!: Somehow, Amanda and Jenny have made up?

@jennymccarthy thanks! I’m sorry I offended you! You’re beautiful! I was lying! I’ll delete our tweets!

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) May 2, 2013

Oh, dear. I love that Amanda’s always calling people “ugly” and that she called Jenny an old lady! God, this girl needs help (but I sorta love it). Anyway, for getting to the end of this post, here’s a treat: (more…)

May 2, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

7Amanda Bynes Took Shirtless Selfies. Sick Of Her Yet?

Amanda Bynes overload right now. Stop. Stop. Stop Amanda. Put on your shirt. She tweeted these pics with, “About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I’ve gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!” and “One more pre make up!”

1. Girl, you are obviously already wearing makeup. Don’t pretend you’re pulling some Emilia Clarke barefaced beauty pic.

2. No.

Someone needs to sit her down in that Dove campaign and draw sketches of her or some shit so she can find her self-esteem. And not from Twitter, and not from Drake.

I thought her whole attention-getting thing was brilliant at first and now I’m just tired of it. I have nothing else to add.

May 1, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

2Is Amanda Bynes’ Love Affair with Drake ‘Over’?

Amanda Bynes has been thirsty for Drake for ages, even going so far as to tell the entire Twitter population that she wanted him to “murder [her] vagina”. However, she seemed to change her tune on Monday night for no apparent reason, leaving two different but equally bizarre tweets pointing to her love for young Aubrey being all but over – rawr!

Loving far apart eyes @draketwitpic.com/cmzggb

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013

Then, a few hours later, there’s this (is that sock salesman Rob Kardashian to the left?):

Hot to the left and Ugly @drake to the right twitpic.com/cn1np1

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013

Uh oh… I can’t believe this love affair is over before it really had a chance to start!

April 30, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

3Amanda Bynes Goes To The Gym – Rawr!

While most people go to the gym to, you know, work out, Amanda Bynes goes to take selfies in the weight room mirror with one eye closed in what’s meant to be a wink but looks more like an early onset stroke. Bless her heart. Then she shows the results off to everyone on Twitter!

Amanda hit up the gym in NYC yesterday in a white hoodie and grey sweatpants but didn’t do much in the way of exercise. She probably smoked a blunt in the locker room, took these pics and then headed home. Sounds about right, eh?

Amanda announced her arrival at the gym at 11:30pm last night. Who in the hell goes to the gym at nearly midnight? Lord almighty.

At the gym! Rawr!twitpic.com/cmqvtl

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 29, 2013

 

If all of that wasn’t great enough, Amanda endeared herself to the public (and by “the public”, I mean me) later in the evening as well when she engaged in this interaction with a fan:

“@krosbizzle: @amandabynes is this you? twitter.com/krosbizzle/sta…” yes

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 29, 2013

 

Amazing!

April 29, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer

5Amanda Bynes Debuts The “New” Her After Shaving Half Her Head

Amanda Bynes is, shall we say, not exactly entirely mentally stable. But so what? Who cares? (That’s my Fred Armisen as Joy Behar on SNL impersonation.) She’s getting crazier by the day and because she’s mad for Twitter, we’re privvy to all the glorious details. On Thursday, she decided it was time to pull a Britney (or a half-Britney, I suppose) and shave half her head, sharing photos with her followers shortly after.

I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new me! I love it! twitpic.com/clx36u

— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 25, 2013

Well, that’s nice. She’s also continuing to hit on Drake and basically being off her rocker on her Twitter, so if you’re not following her, I recommend it.

April 26, 2013 at 12:30 pm by Jennifer

2Amanda Bynes Is A Social Media Genius Looking For Someone “To Grow Old And Fat” With

Amanda Bynes‘ latest tweet almost made me cry. And not in an, “Oh, this girl needs so much help” way, but in a, “Oh, I feel that” way. She tweeted,

All I want is a boyfriend who wants us to grow old and to get fat together.

Me. Too. Not the old part, but the fat part. I want a boyfriend who wants us to get fat together. The old thing will happen at some point. I just want someone who thinks I’m beautiful but will more importantly, sit on a couch with me for hours, splitting one of those chocolate oranges with me.

And she totally knows how to play us. By “us” I mean people like me who are single and really sad and care about Amanda Bynes. And have no direction in life.

I think Ms. Bynes is a social media genius. I no longer think she is on the brink of insanity. I think she knows exactly what the eff she’s doing. She’s been requesting that all media outlets only post her twitter photos. When they don’t, she tweets at them, kindly asking them not to use that photo. And most of them tweet her back, saying okay and then asking her if she likes the one they replaced it with! They’re humoring her, and she’s humoring them, and now major media outlets are tweeting at her asking for an interview and for her approval. Examples:

From AOL Radio:

we think you should DJ one of our stations! How about it?

We think you’d do great! Our Drake station 4ya: http://aol.it/drakestation RT @AmandaBynes: @AOLRadio I want to start singing in a few years!

(lolol) From Entertainment Tonight:

Do you approve of these photos? http://et.tv/ZGHXPZ 

MTV RapFix tweeting that she was doing “weird things” to get Drake’s attention, and Ms. Bynes’ only response was asking them to change the photo they posted for their story, to which they tweeted back,

okay girl, if you prefer that picture, gotchuu

And she’s retweeting everything now. So now every other media outlet can see who is after her and who she’s interested in. She’s also retweeting things that her fans are saying to her. Her “old and fat” tweet got a lot of attention. One guy even tweeted, “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE” which she then retweeted, so he’s probably on his way to being very famous very soon.

I think she knows exactly what she’s doing.

April 25, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives