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Alisan Porter

So What’s Curly Sue Up to These Days?

I know, I know. It’s all I think about, too.

Alisan Porter is singing — and not badly, actually. In fact, if I’m being honest, she’s singing very, very well. Here’s a YouTube clip. She’s got a band called the Alisan Porter Project, and the MySpace is here. Here’s a YouTube clip of her singing, too.

How is that Ali Fucking Lohan is all over TV and soon-to-be all over radio, and this chick gets no attention?

I’m going to write about Alisan Porter once weekly from now on. Because I really dig this, and she should be famouser.