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Alex Rodriguez

One Big Happy Family!

Despite rumors today that their divorce is getting very messy and that Alex Rodriguez was ditching out on his family to spend Thanksgiving with Madonna, A-Rod, his wife, and their two children made a very public appearance at Houston’s in Miami on Tuesday night, making damn sure the photogs were aware that they would be there.

Quick damage control!

What do you guys think???

Are they really the happy family they seem to be??

And more importantly: Why the hell would you take kids that young to Houstons?

Did A-Rod Ditch Out on His Kids to See Madonna?

Hmmm …

A-Rod’s soon-to-be ex-wife, Cynthia Rodriguez, has reportedly written a scathing email to a friend which “leaked” to the press:

My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna … She called and he ran on her command back to New York City … Gross!

Listen, I don’t claim to know much in this world, but I can say with a fair amount of certainty that A-Rod’s wife is nowhere near that adept with a hyphen. This shit was written by a publicist.

It may, however, be true that Alex is ditching his fam to spend Thanksgiving with Madonna and her kiddos, which might be shitty, unless there’s some sort of agreement in place that Cynthia gets the kids this holiday and is just trying to make A-Rod look bad in the press.

Either way, I don’t really give a shit.

The New Guitar Hero World Tour Ad

I’ll make the same comment I always make: Not enough gratuitous shots of Michael Phelps’ penis. I don’t think I can get behind this product. But I sure as hell can get behind Michael Phelps … and in front of him, and on top of him, and on my side and in the shower and in the dressing rooms of the Speedo store and … I should stop now.

Thanks GrumpyGirl80!

Madonna and A-Rod: The Story Continues

New reports are saying that Madge and A-Rod were hooking up much earlier than previously believed — in fact, they were getting frisky while Rodriguez’s wife was seven months pregnant!

I’ve told you about A-Rod’s multi million dollar ‘love shack’ in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel’s condos over on Columbus Avenue. A-Rod, according to sources, moved in around the middle of March, right before baseball season began.

There’s no question, according to insiders, that Madonna has been a steady presence at the apartment ever since then. She sort of came with the package. According to sources, Rodriguez rented the apartment without ever speaking of his wife, Cynthia. She would have been around seven months pregnant at the time.

The apartment on Columbus Circle would have kept him just five blocks from Madonna’s home base on Central Park West.

I think it’s just starting to sink in for me that MADONNA IS SINGLE AGAIN!!!

This is going to be SO MUCH FUN.