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Cameron Diaz Feeds Her Baby Boyfriend at The Super Bowl

Ugh, if there’s one thing that grosses me out (beside Miley boning Amy Winehouse’s ex and photos of a shirtless Justin Bieber,) it’s couples hanging off each other in public. And if they feed each other? Forget about it. I once stopped speaking to a man because he tried to put a piece of cake in my mouth at a birthday party. Do I look like some sort of animal? Save that stuff for private/never, champ.

I’m sure you can only imagine how repulsed I am after seeing this footage of Cameron Diaz chompin’ on some popcorn as she shoves a handful of it into the mouth of her rumored boyfriend, Alex Rodriguez.

Do you guys agree that feeding your “lover” (barf) in public is tacky as all hell, or am I just one of those people that’s going to fail that KY Intimacy Experiment hard?

Kate Hudson Broke Up With a Boyfriend and He Didn’t Attempt Suicide

Alex Rodriguez

As we saw last week, Kate Hudson was being awfully weird when asked questions about who we all presumed to be her boyfriend, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. Turns out she wasn’t giggling to protect herself or the guy or even her kid. She was just laughing nervously because the they totally broke up. I’d be laughing nervously too if the last dude I dated tried to kill himself after I broke his heart.

“Insiders” (whatever the hell that means) spilled the details of the break-up to Hollywoodlife.com:

A-Rod partied at Wall Lounge in the W Hotel Friday night, Dec. 11, “with two women,” said our source. “He was acting VERY single, and Kate Hudson was definitely not there.”  Another insider confirms that Alex was with other women in Miami.

The source also said, “Kate and A-Rod broke up.”

Meanwhile, Kate was spotted dining at Pure Food and Wine in Manhattan on Friday night Dec. 11, where one spy said, “Kate was there with her son, Ryder, but spent the entire evening talking on her cell phone.” And Kate was “all smiles” while having brunch with friends at Prime Meats in the Carroll Gardens neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY on Saturday, Dec. 12.

But on Saturday, A-Rod was at the Armani Exchange “Cool Shades of Style” dinner at the Solarium above the Delano Hotel.  And once again, no sign of Kate!

Um, that kinda just sounds to me like they’re not hanging out for a weekend, but the source claims that Kate and A-Rod are “totally over”. Did anyone expect for this to be more than a summer romance, anyway?

Kate Hudson Giggled Like a School Girl Throughout Letterman’s A-Rod Questions

It’s definitely a pretty well known fact that Kate Hudson made Owen Wilson attempt suicide is dating New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, but last night on Letterman she dodged all of questions about their relationship and instead, just giggled. It was kind of adorable and as Letterman pointed out, she seemed exactly like her mother.

Eventually the clip starts to get awkward as Kate refuses to directly answer any of Dave’s questions. He starts to seem like her nagging uncle who wants to know about her love life and she starts to just seem… a little annoying? She spent the summer being photographed with A-Rod and attending every Yankee game and she can’t just say “Yeah, he’s my boyfriend?”

Okay, Kate Hudson And A-Rod Are Dating. Happy?

Kate Hudson

There are many times in my life when I ignore certain situations in hopes that they’ll just go away.  It’s not a real effective approach with bills, but sometimes it works out okay with unknown rashes.  But, you know what else I keep ignoring that just won’t vanish?  A-Rod and Kate Hudson stories.

So, let’s just put it out there — these two idiots are dating.  Personally, I think it’s a match made in STD heaven, but some of the Yankees’ wives — and you know it’s the Yankees’ wives talking when they are identified in print as “someone connected to the team” — aren’t so delighted.  “First we dealt with all the Madonna mayhem, now we’re on to Kate. It’s distracting.  And they haven’t even been together that long.  It’s not like there’s a problem with wives or girlfriends going to games.  But a lot of us agree that this is a little much. They’re barely dating, and it’s all about Kate.”  

Wow.  Women can be such catty little wenches.

The ‘A’ in A-Rod Stands for Asshole

Alex likes the whores

Alex likes the whores

After I mentioned that I’m a sports fan, someone requested more gossip on sports celebrities, specifically hockey players. But until Sean Avery fucks up again, or puts out another video of him shopping for womens’ handbags, you’ll just have to satiate yourself by reading about the latest major league baseball player to shove the great American pastime even further into a needle-filled toilet.
It seems doing copious amounts of nut-shrivelling magic muscle juice just wasn’t enough for Alex Rodriguez. While he was pounding the roids, he was also pounding the whores.

Kristin Davis, the New York pimp who also tattled on Governor Eliot Spitzer, reports that A-Rod became a regular client after he tried (and failed) to pick her up at a gym. He bunted a few balls at some of her whores, then sent Davis a few pathetic attempts at flirting via email:

Rodriguez: “Thanks for setting me up with Samantha. She was gorgeous. But she is not you. When can I see you you are gorgeous . . .”

Davis: “Hi Alex. You don’t want to see me. I’m no fun. lol. Just because your (sic) so sweet, here are some pics of me and I appreciate the compliments. Your (sic) a doll. Thanks, Kristin”

Rodriguez: “You have been playing hard to get for a year now, your (sic) killing me.”

Davis: “It’s not playing I am hard to get. Maybe you should try harder.”

Rodriguez: “Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex.”

Davis: “You are too sweet. I’ll let you know when I get someone you like.”

So just how long do you think it’ll be before he claims sex addiction?

Madonna and A-Rod Still Following Each Other Around the World

This thing is getting HOT.

Madonna spent this weekend doing tour dates in Mexico City — and whaddya know? Alex Rodriguez also spent this weekend in Mexico City, teaching kids to bat at a new sports center built on a landfill in the poor suburb of Nezahualcoyotl. He was invited to inaugurate the sports center by Mexico’s richest man, Carlos Slim, whose Telmex Foundation sponsored its construction. The site includes two baseball diamonds and 25 soccer fields.

When Alex was asked by reporters about the scheduling coincidence, he said it was “very good,” refusing to comment further.

Meanwhile, Madonna’s Sticky & Sweet Tour brought in $91.5M from its U.S. and Canada dates alone.

Counting her European run, Madonna is at about $207.5 million in ticket sales and on a pace to hit about $282 million when the Mexico/South America leg of the tour wraps. That would make Sticky & Sweet the top-grossing tour ever by a female artist or solo artist.

Very impressive, Miss Madge.

Madonna and A-Rod: It’s Official!

Well, the rest of the media is finally getting around to reporting what I told you guys over a day ago: Alex Rodriguez was sitting front-row at the Madonna concert on Wednesday night in Miami.

In fact, he even handed her a water bottle. “It was easy for him to hand it off because he was sitting in the front row,” says an eyewitness. “He was all excited watching her perform.”

The two spent the entire day together on Wednesday before the show.

If they were trying to hide their relationship before, they’re not anymore.

So why did A-Rod make the public appearance with his family on Tuesday night? Why would his wife have co-signed on that? I totally understand them spending time together for the good of the kids, but why invite the paparazzi? The day before he’s going to publicly debut his relationship with Madge? It doesn’t make any sense at all. It makes them all look like douchebags, IMHO. Theories?