Hidden Camera Guy: Chris Hansen from Dateline?
Chris Hansen: Yes?
Chris Hansen: What? No. No way, man, I was just coming in to use their telephone.
Hidden Camera Guy: We also happen to know you’ve been planning this rendezvous for awhile. Did you know your lady friend is 30? She’s 30 years old.
Chris Hansen: I swear, I thought she was at least 46.
In a twist of dramatic irony, Chris Hansen of “To Catch a Predator” has been caught cheating on his wife: he was taped, via hidden camera, entering Kristyn Caddell’s apartment with a bag of alcohol. He left with his luggage the following morning.
Sources speculate that Hansen has been seeing the Florida news reporter since March.
Live by the sword, die by the sword, I guess.
July 1, 2011 at 10:30 am by Jenn
As long as she directly benefits from the result, clearly, it’s all good.
Rimes speaks out to People magazine about the heat surrounding her and Eddie Cibrian, the man who some say was “lured away” by the wiles and charms of the woman — the legend! — Leann Rimes. She claims that she’s remorseful about pulling Eddie away from what was oh-so-clearly a bad relationship, but feels happy and optimistic about the snafu’s general outcome:
“I did one of the most selfish things that I possibly could do, in hurting someone else … I take responsibility for everything I’ve done. I hate that people got hurt,” says Rimes. “But I don’t regret the outcome.”
Of course you don’t, Leann. It’s the best thing that’s happened to your career since a shitload of your songs were used on Coyote Ugly all those years ago. This is the most publicity you’ve gotten in eons, girl. So, yeah. Go ahead and own it. It’s not like you have a whole lot else to do these days, between filming your Lifetime movies and waiting three years to release new albums or whatever.
Rimes continues on, discussing how emotionally-charged and spiritually-driven the beginnings of her affair was with Cibrian:
“It was very emotionally driven. I never once thought what I was doing was okay.”
But clearly, it all worked out in the end. Cibrian and Rimes ended up doing that whole happily-ever-after thing, Rimes’ ex-husband Dean Sheremet (you know, the non-gay gay one) is supposedly dating a
decoy woman by the name of Sarah Silver, who happens to be some kind of bigwig NYC photographer or whatever and Cibrian’s ex-wife, Brandi Glanville, well … she’s still just as crazy.
See? Not much has been turned upside down, nothing has truly changed all that much, and life obviously does go on.
So shut the fuck up about it, Leann Rimes. We’ve totally heard enough. Go be smitten and schmoopy, while tastefully subdued and solemn, all over some other country’s media.
June 4, 2010 at 6:31 am by Sarah
I don’t, ’cause I’m not into that whole shock-type of visual assault, but I’m sure there’s got to be a market for something like this somewhere or another.
Rachel Uchitel, the mistress of both Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz (and God knows who else), is taking Playboy up on their offer to pose nude for the illustrious skin mag. However, she’s not willing to show her gilded promised-land cooter — the mistress is only interested in showing her
fake tits and plastic ass.
It seems like only yesterday she was mourning the loss of her boyfriend who was killed during the 9/11 attacks. Uchitel was quoted earlier in the decade stating that she doesn’t think of her former fiance with regret any longer:
“When I think of Andy I no longer cry. I smile and I laugh. I’m at that point now. I can go on everyday knowing that somebody like him chose me to love.”
After she lost her Andy in the attacks, she found love and solace in the arms of a former classmate, Steven Ehrenkranz. Although some “insiders” claimed that Uchitel was a ho with a penchant for married men (Uchitel had a “history of being with married men” and had been called “self-destructive.”) Ehrenkranz blindly married the cock-bandit in 2004 and the couple divorced four months later. Gotta dig that ever-lasting kind of love.
My my, how far we’ve come Ms. Uchitel. Wherever they are, your Andy and your ex-husband must be so damned proud of you. Keep on keepin’ on, woman:
your next investment Hef calls.
May 17, 2010 at 8:28 am by Sarah
Radar Online has received exclusive information pertaining to Bones star David Boreanaz and his, uh, “indiscretions” with the newest Hollywood ho, Rachel Uchitel. You’ll remember that Uchitel was originally linked to Tiger Woods … and there’s no need to explain how all of that turned out.
Not only do the texts and phone conversations that RO received show Uchitel as an icky woman who’s just desperate for male affection, it also paints her with the obsessive, possessive brush — the sources claim that Rachel repeatedly
begged encouraged Boreanaz to make their “relationship” permanent:
In the messages, Uchitel tells Boreanaz that she is unable to go see him in LA and urges him to come see her in NY instead, writing, “I need you here so we can be together.” Boreanaz tells her, “This is not a good time.” His wife Jamie was pregnant with the couple’s second child at the time of his affair with Uchitel. Uchitel erupts in anger and writes, “I can’t do this anymore…Just go. Just (bleeping) go and be with her.” This causes Boreanaz to get angry and he writes: “Why do u act like such a (bleeping) child!!! She is my wife.” But that doesn’t cause Uchitel to back off and she replies,“Oh, please!!” She grows more furious with him and writes,“You’re such a liar. You’re never leaving. You’ve wasted my time and I’m once again alone … I can’t (bleeping) be alone anymore. I’ve been alone my entire life.” Boreanaz fights back, writing, “What the HELL are you talking about. We spend more than enough time together.”
So, not only is Uchitel responsible for dabbling in yet another marriage (though she insinuated that she had a liaison with Boreanaz months back), David Boreanaz’s wife now knows that there were other women, too, in addition to the woman who supposedly tried to extort money from the actor and his wife — not so unlike Tiger and his relationship with estranged wife, Elin.
Reps for Boreanaz and his wife claim that they’re going to work through this (or rather, these) and they anticipate coming out on top.
Funny. That’s what she said.