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Milo Ventimiglia

Hayden Panettiere Continues Her Underage Bar Tour


It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn’t know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  “Uh, excuse me…Hayden?  Hi, I’m Suzi and I was just wondering…could I have your autograph?  Oh, sure, I can wait until you swallow.  No problem.”

And the real question that I’d like to have answered:  How is it that Hayden Pantyline keeps getting into bars?

Picture above is two years old.  Apparently, Pantyline has had designs on McCartney for quite some time.

So Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia Are House-Hunting


Oh, I’m so obsessed with Heroes.

As I’ve reported on here before, lately my day consists of sleeping, eating, blogging and watching the Heroes DVDs. I have one more left before I’m through the first season. And I didn’t understand why people thought Milo Ventimiglia was hot until I started watching those DVDs. Man oh man, is he a sexy bitch.

Anyway, he currently belongs to one Hayden Panettiere, who is, according to InTouch magazine, looking to get her own place to shack up with her Peter Petrelli.

A sources tells In Touch, “Hayden and her mom looked at several condos, mostly in the Beverly Hills area,” says the source. “Hayden really wants her own place.”

And Hayden can have her own place now, since she recently turned 18. Milo? Oh, he’s 30.

Also, I’d like to give a very public congrats to Evil T, who — as she mentioned — has landed yet another gig as a hooker on a soap opera. Typically we keep T’s other professional life out of this blog, but since she brought it up herself, I just love that we have a televised hooker on the Evil Beet team.