50 Cent is absolutely hilarious and really loves his white ladies - combine the two, and you’ve got a recipe for what some would call disaster and what I would call laughter. Attending the Daytona 500 last week (why?), the rapper ran into Erin Andrews, the old ESPN presenter who now works for Fox Sports. Well, she ran into him, anyway.
As you can see in the video above, Erin’s looking for Danica Patrick but instead finds 50, who goes in for a kiss she only barely manages to avoid. When she attempts to make a quick getaway, he tags along for ages until Erin has no other choice than to cut back to the other correspondents in the studio. Haha!
Did 50 Cent know he was making Erin uncomfortable? Most likely – he’s a pretty smart guy and would probably think it was funny. Or he was legit trying to get some ass, who can say? Either way, let this be a lesson: people actually like the Daytona 500.
February 25, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
“I mean … if that man feel like she perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye. You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”
And all I can say is BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, and BWAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAH!
I’m sorry. Pretty much just what Fitty said, because there’s just no way of saying it any better.
August 11, 2012 at 10:00 am by Sarah
“I wasn’t like ‘Oh, I’m going to marry 50 Cent…’ I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He’s very sweet and antithetical to what you’d think of him.”
Do you remember when Chelsea and 50 started hooking up? It kind of blew everyone’s mind, but then it was sort of easy to see why these two would be good together. They’re both just so obnoxious, right? These two crazy, loud, offensive people found each other in this big wide world, and that was beautiful and inspiring. And obnoxious.
Even though 50 Cent didn’t really say the sweetest things about Chelsea (remember that time that he was all “yeah, she’s cool to talk to, but you probably wouldn’t look at her and want to bang her,” wasn’t that charming?), I think he really did love her. I think that he thought she was The One, the girl of his dreams, the apple of his eye. He thought he would settle down with her in a nice little cottage in the country, and they would get wasted together for the rest of their days.
But Chelsea wasn’t having it. She broke things off for whatever reason, and that was that. But somehow, over a year after the fact, she’s still saying hurtful things to poor 50. My opinion of Chelsea was never that high (to be fair, it was pretty much nonexistent), but now, Chelsea, you have gone too far.
But yeah, wasn’t this a crazy couple? I kind of wish they had gotten married, you know? It’d be a hell of a wedding.
February 9, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Emily
Surprise surprise, huh? A rapper wants to publicize his Greatest Works and figures that if he “dies,” he’ll be worth four times what he is while he’s living. Novel concept except for the fact that it’s already been done God-knows-how-many times.
On his Twitter page, as you can see above, 50 claims that his music career is more or less over, and that if he were to die soon, he’d be OK with that. Me, I’m here to say “It’s alright, 50. Just because everybody hates ‘In Da Club’ and ‘P.I.M.P’ doesn’t mean you have to go away and die.” Do some movies, check out a reality show or two; there’s other ways of getting famous without having to drop over dead. You’re all about seeing Lindsay Lohan’s genitals – why not try hooking up with her? I’m sure she’s got some open
legs options for you, and if it doesn’t make you more famous, it’ll at least add some variety to your life. You could go and get shots every week for the rest of your life, and what’s more dramatic and attention-grabbing than contracting a hot, throbbing chronic illness from an authentic source of organic germ warfare?
But who knows. I mean, of course, I could be wrong. Maybe he is suicidal. Maybe this is his cry for help. Maybe he didn’t get enough tattoos removed. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t actually love vagina anymore. I mean, he was all about telling dudes via Twitter a year or so ago that if they didn’t love vagina, they should probably kill themselves, and Rufus Wainwright already thinks he’s gay anyway. Did Fitty come to some sort of epiphany while he’s been counting nickels for Newports? Maybe it’s just that he just can’t get oral sex like he used to and he’s bitter and seeking the sympathy suck from a few randoms. I don’t know. All I do know is that this is one seriously disturbed dude, and if he’s actually got a management team left, they really need to pull his Twitter account ASAP before he looks even stupider than he does already, because seriously – all of this Twitter drama over the past year or more? Come on. How embarrassing.
I don’t know, Curtis, but if you’re looking to be the topic of conversation everywhere just one more time, maybe you should date another seedy blonde like Chelsea Handler. Seems like you got a lot of mileage out of that one, huh, boy?
January 5, 2012 at 5:30 am by Sarah
In Playboy, you guys. 50 Cent is really sad that he didn’t get to see Lindsay Lohan‘s genitals in Playboy. He never really specified that last part, but since Lindsay’s Playboy spread is pretty much the only place her vagina hasn’t been, I’m going to go ahead and fill that in for him.
Here’s 50 wondering about “Lindsay’s cooch”:
“I haven’t seen it. But I always wondered what Lindsay’s cooch looked like. Ever thought about it? I’ll check it out and see what happens.”
And here’s 50 theorizing on whether or not Lindsay is a stripper now:
“$1 million to pose nude is the same thing strippers do almost every day for way less. If they give you a million dollars, does that change the status of what you’ve done? If I pay a 100 dollars to see a cooch is it the same thing as paying a million dollars when you’re a movie star or celebrity? The same transaction? Or is it socially different? Does it register different because of how much?”
You know, 50 Cent, I can’t really answer that, and at this point, I’m not sure if it’s because I need to consider it more or if it’s because your continued use of the word “cooch” grosses me out.
What do you guys think? Do you want to hear more of 50′s philosophical thoughts? Is Lindsay’s Playboy extravaganza just high dollar stripping? Does the word “cooch” make you feel uncomfortable too?
December 15, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Emily
Everyone knows that Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent had some sort of something going on not that long ago, but the talk show host has finally confirmed that they were seeing each other “very casually” (you know what that means) at one point.
In an interview with Piers Morgan on Tuesday night, Chelsea said that she and 50 were dating and that he was the exact opposite of what you’d imagine him to be. She also added that while she enjoyed their time, she wasn’t so fond of his tendency to surprise her with gifts. She said, “I don’t really like when men buy me ridiculous gifts, especially when I don’t know them well. I can buy my own gifts. I really don’t like gifts from rappers in general, since I’m not a hooker.”
Only rappers employ hookers, huh, Chelsea? Oh, I see how it is.
So there you have it. For all of those who’ve been losing sleep at night over this, you can rest easy knowing that the two were definitely fucking at one point and that Chelsea ain’t no gift-accepting hooker.