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2012 In Review

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1. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian have a baby, name it Lizzy Jr.

2. Kim Kardashian finally gets that divorce, forgets to marry Kanye West

3. Lindsay Lohan goes to jail for eight months, stays in jail for eight months

4. Amy Winehouse returns to life, says the jokes on Blake Fielder-Civil

5. Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake: Reunited and It Feels So Good

6. Beyonce finally admits to using a surrogate

7. Taylor Swift settles down and marries … someone—it doesn’t really matter who

8. David Beckham comes out of the closet, brings Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber with him

9. Johnny Depp stops making ‘Pirates’ movies

10. Chris Brown Breaks Up With Both Rihanna and Karreuche Tran

11. Miley Cyrus gets a brand-spanking new weave

12. Charlie Sheen hated by millions for being a misogynistic, racial, bigoted pig

13. Sofia Vergara admits that Fran Drescher is her annoying alter-ego

Happy New Year, everyone—catch you bright and early Wednesday morning!

2012 in Review: The Year’s Most Bankable Thespians

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1. Natalie Portman: Returns $42.70 for every $1 paid.

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2. Kristen Stewart: Returns $40.60 for every $1 paid.

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3. Shia LaBeouf: Returns $35.80 for every $1 paid.

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4. Robert Pattinson: Returns $31.70 for every $1 paid.

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5. Daniel Radcliffe: Returns $30.50 for every $1 paid.

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6. Taylor Lautner: Returns $29.50 for every $1 paid.

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7. Bradley Cooper: Returns $25.00 for every $1 paid.

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8. Dwayne Johnson: Returns $22.70 for every $1 paid.

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9. Amy Adams: Returns $22.60 for every $1 paid.

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10. Kevin James: Returns $22.70 for every $1 paid.

[Source: Forbes]

2012 in Review: The Most Drastic Hairstyle Changes of the Year

#5 – Kate Middleton
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Now, see, I just didn’t quite get the huge deal that some people did when it came to Kate Middleton f-cking feathering the front of her hair or whatever she did, but according to a lot of people, it was “shocking.” More shocking, at least, according to me? That the Royal Family didn’t file a civil suit against that stupid Australian radio station who pranked her hospital room, resulting in the suicide of a nurse. But I guess that’s probably a debate for another day, huh?

#4 – Lana Del Rey
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Lana Del Rey! Gosh, she looks so great in the after picture, right? Way, way better than the obviously-fake ginger thing she had going on, anyway. Plus, she looks so much better with bangs. It really covers up all of the cosmetic surgery scars that she doesn’t have. But hey. She could be wiping herself on your curtains again. We probably shouldn’t complain too much.

#3 – Charlize Theron
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This one’s probably my favorite hair transformation, and not even because it’s like, “Wow, Charlize Theron has a great-shaped … head, or whatever.” No, it’s because Charlize Theron has some iron-clad balls to go ahead and say, “Eff what you think, I’m going to do this and for whatever reason I’m doing it, it’s neither your business or your place to judge.” That, my friends, makes it all the more attractive (Charlize also does have a great-shaped head).

#2 – Anne Hathaway
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I know—Anne Hathaway cut away all of her identity when she chopped off her hair for ‘Les Miserables’, and guess what: even without her “identity,” she’s still not all that likable. Bonus points for pulling off way short hair, though.

#1 – Miley Cyrus
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In probably the most shocking hair transformation of 2012, we have Miley Cyrus. And oh gosh, what a hot mess this turned out to be. In the photo on the left, Miley looked so hot, and in the photo on the right … well, not so much. This is definitely a case of just letting those dang ol’ sleeping dogs lie. Ahem.

Who made your favorite big hair change of the year—and who was the worst?