Today's Evil Beet Gossip

New “Cat in the Hat” coming in 2026

An all star cast of Hollywood's best and funniest are coming together with Dr Suess to make a new theatrical version of The Cat in the Hat!

SNL Alum Bill Hader will have the lead roll of the car, with Quinta Brunson (Abbott Elementary), Bowen Yang (SNL), Xochitl Gomez (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness), Matt Berry (What We Do in The Shadows) and Paula Pell (Girls5eva) in supporting rolls.

A global theatrical release of March 6, 2026 has been set. In this new feature version, directed and written by Alessandro Carloni and Erica Rivinoja, The Cat takes on his toughest assignment yet… to cheer a pair of siblings struggling with their move to a new town. 

The Cat in the Hat was first published in 1957. Universal made a 2003 live-action version of the children’s book starring Mike Myers in the lead role; that movie grossing over $133M worldwide.

/> An all star cast of Hollywood's best and funniest are coming together with Dr Suess to make a new theatrical version of The Cat in the Hat! SNL Alum Bill Hader will have the lead roll of the car, with Quinta Brunson (Abbott Elementary), Bowen Yang (SNL), Xochitl Gomez (Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness), Matt Berry (What We Do in The Shadows) and Paula Pell (Girls5eva) in supporting rolls. A global theatrical release of March 6, 2026 has been set. In this new feature vers...

Harry gone skiing with Cory Gamble

If off the top of your head you don't know who Cory Gamble is, you're forgiven. He's the long-time boyfriend of Kris Jenner Kardashian and it looks like he's the Sussex's latest shot at getting into the world of branding.

So Harry was seen hitting the slopes of Aspen, America's swankiest ski resort in Colorado, in the company of business executive Corey Gamble, 43.

A source said that Harry had been hitting the slopes with Gamble, as well as Bumble dating app billionaire Whitney Wolfe, 34, and her husband Michael Herd, whom she met on a previous skiing trip.

All in an effort to get his wifes brand off the ground.

However, there has been no sign of Meghan on the pistes: she has been too busy relaunching herself as an online guru with cookery and lifestyle brand American Riviera Orchard.

The Duchess is also not thought to share the Duke's love of downhill winter sports - but was pictured taking a trip with friends at the Powder Mountain resort near Salt Lake City, Utah at the end of February.

/> If off the top of your head you don't know who Cory Gamble is, you're forgiven. He's the long-time boyfriend of Kris Jenner Kardashian and it looks like he's the Sussex's latest shot at getting into the world of branding. So Harry was seen hitting the slopes of Aspen, America's swankiest ski resort in Colorado, in the company of business executive Corey Gamble, 43. A source said that Harry had been hitting the slopes with Gamble, as well as Bumble dating app billionaire Whitney ...

Eric Carmen, 70’s songwriter, dies at 74

Eric Carmen was a singer songwriter from the 70's and 80's that wrote some really iconic songs. I KNOW you've heard "All By Myself". It's at the bottom of the page if you need a refresher.

Eric died at the age of 74, according to a posting from his wife Amy.

“It is with tremendous sadness that we share the heartbreaking news of the passing of Eric Carmen,” she wrote. “Our sweet, loving and talented Eric passed away in his sleep, over the weekend. It brought him great joy to know, that for decades, his music touched so many and will be his lasting legacy. Please respect the family’s privacy as we mourn our enormous loss. ‘Love Is All That Matters… Faithful and Forever.’”

This song is so classic and sad.

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/> Eric Carmen was a singer songwriter from the 70's and 80's that wrote some really iconic songs. I KNOW you've heard "All By Myself". It's at the bottom of the page if you need a refresher. Eric died at the age of 74, according to a posting from his wife Amy. “It is with tremendous sadness that we share the heartbreaking news of the passing of Eric Carmen,” she wrote. “Our sweet, loving and talented Eric passed away in his sleep, over the weekend. It brought him great joy to ...

Bands dropping out of SXSW over Gaza conflict

Artists in continuing greater numbers are dropping out of the SXSW festival in Austin Texas. The reason? US Military is one of the festival's biggest event sponsors and that's fucked up.

At first it was just a singer songwriter who works under the name "Squirrel Flower" (real name Ella Williams) who dropped out stating the US's support of Israels attack on Palestine is something they couldn't rectify supporting and if the US militaries was a supporter of her show she would be a sell out.

“A music festival should not include war profiteers. I refuse to be complicit in this and withdraw my art and labor in protest,” Williams said in an Instagram post.

Since then several other bands and speakers have dropped out.

Probably none you know, but honestly, that makes a larger statement to me. They need this gig more than the big names that wont back out.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott responded to the protest in a social media post Tuesday, saying, “Bye. Don’t come back.”

“We are proud of the U.S. military in Texas. If you don’t like it, don’t come here,” Abbott said on X.

SXSW “does not agree” with the governor’s attitude toward the boycott,SXSW organizers said in a series of posts on the festival’s X account.

“We fully respect the decision these artists made to exercise their right to free speech,” one of the festival’s posts reads. SXSW organizers went on to defend their decision to accept the sponsors.

“The defense industry has historically been a proving ground for many of the systems we rely on today. These institutions are often leaders in emerging technologies, and we believe it’s better to understand how their approach will impact our lives. The Army’s sponsorship is part of our commitment to bring forward ideas that shape our world,”the string of SXSW posts reads.

SXSW drew more than 340,000 attendees last year, organizers have said, and generally hosts a sprawling lineup of conferences, panels, music showcases, film screenings and exhibitions. Its events this year have included panels with actress Selena GomezMeghan, Duchess of Sussex; and investor Mark Cuban.

The festival continues to “support human rights for all,” SXSW’s posts read.

/> Artists in continuing greater numbers are dropping out of the SXSW festival in Austin Texas. The reason? US Military is one of the festival's biggest event sponsors and that's fucked up. At first it was just a singer songwriter who works under the name "Squirrel Flower" (real name Ella Williams) who dropped out stating the US's support of Israels attack on Palestine is something they couldn't rectify supporting and if the US militaries was a supporter of her show she would be a sell ou...

How Michelle Yeoh made Emma Stone’s Oscar moment even more special

You may have noticed that when Emma Stone took the stage to receive her best actress oscar there was a moment of confusion. Not just because Emma's dress had torn, but because Michelle, the presenter, gave the award to Jennifer Lawrence and not Emma. There's a reason for that.

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone have been best friends for years and Michelle thought having her best friend hand her the award would be more special than if she had.

Emma took to instagram to explain:

"Congratulations Emma!! I confused you, but I wanted to share that glorious moment of handing over Oscar to you together with your best friend Jennifer!! She reminded me of my Bae Jamie Lee Curtis ??? always there for each other!! ???," Yeoh wrote in her post

The gesture made for one of many magical moments that night and I just love those two together as besties.

/> You may have noticed that when Emma Stone took the stage to receive her best actress oscar there was a moment of confusion. Not just because Emma's dress had torn, but because Michelle, the presenter, gave the award to Jennifer Lawrence and not Emma. There's a reason for that. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone have been best friends for years and Michelle thought having her best friend hand her the award would be more special than if she had. Emma took to instagram to explain: "...

Travis Kelce is in Singapore with Taylor

Travis Kelce went from weaping (adorably) at his brother Jasons retirement conference to a jet to Singapore to see his baby Taylor play to thousands.

In video footage posted on X taken from the stands, the tight end smiled and swayed to “Look What You Made Me Do” alongside friends outside a suite.

Later in the concert, Kelce was seen dancing alongside the stage during "Karma," and smiled appreciatively when Swift sang the lyric she changed for him: "Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, coming straight home to me."

Kelce's friend Harry Clark also shared a Boomerang video of himself wearing an Eras Tour wristband on his Instagram Story and posted a video of Swift performing on stage with the caption, "GO TAY TAY."

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">? | Travis Kelce dancing to “Look What You Made Me Do” at the Eras Tour <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SingaporeTStheErasTour?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#SingaporeTStheErasTour</a> <br><br> <a href="https://t.co/gXxA02mfFj">pic.twitter.com/gXxA02mfFj</a></p>— Taylor Swift Updates ? (@TSwiftLA) <a href="https://twitter.com/TSwiftLA/status/1766088119982670133?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 8, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
/> Travis Kelce went from weaping (adorably) at his brother Jasons retirement conference to a jet to Singapore to see his baby Taylor play to thousands. In video footage posted on X taken from the stands, the tight end smiled and swayed to “Look What You Made Me Do” alongside friends outside a suite. Later in the concert, Kelce was seen dancing alongside the stage during "Karma," and smiled appreciatively when Swift sang the lyric she changed for him: "Karma is the guy on the Chiefs,...

Gal Gadot welcomes baby!

Gat Gadot has a bundle of reasons to celebrate this week! She and husband Jaron Varsano welcomed their fourth child. A boy named Ori.

Gadot took to instagram on Wednesday to announce the good news.

"My sweet girl, welcome. The pregnancy was not easy and we made it through," Gadot wrote in her caption. "You have brought so much light into our lives, living up to your name, Ori, which means ‘my light’ in Hebrew. Our hearts are full of gratitude."

"Welcome to the house of girls.. ???????? daddy is pretty cool too ???."

Gal and Jaron are also mom to her three daughters — Alma, 12, Maya, 6, and Daniella, 2 — with Varsano.

Congratulations!

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/> Gat Gadot has a bundle of reasons to celebrate this week! She and husband Jaron Varsano welcomed their fourth child. A boy named Ori. Gadot took to instagram on Wednesday to announce the good news. "My sweet girl, welcome. The pregnancy was not easy and we made it through," Gadot wrote in her caption. "You have brought so much light into our lives, living up to your name, Ori, which means ‘my light’ in Hebrew. Our hearts are full of gratitude." "Welcome to the house of girls....

What the highest paid actors made in 2023

You know you're curious. After spending the the summer watching commercial actors stand in the heat on the picket line, you want to know what the actors getting all the big roles are making. Well, the word is in.

The biggest industry earners appeared to come out relatively unscathed - with the top 10 earning a staggering combined total of $449 million.

You may be surprised (I sure as hell was)!

10. Denzel Washington - $24 million 

9. Ben Affleck - $38 million

7. Jason Statham - $41 million

7. Leonardo DiCaprio - $41 million

6. Jennifer Aniston - $42 million

4. Matt Damon - $43 million

4. Ryan Gosling - $43 million

3. Tom Cruise - $45 million

2. Margot Robbie - $59 million

1. Adam Sandler - $73 million

/> You know you're curious. After spending the the summer watching commercial actors stand in the heat on the picket line, you want to know what the actors getting all the big roles are making. Well, the word is in. The biggest industry earners appeared to come out relatively unscathed - with the top 10 earning a staggering combined total of $449 million. You may be surprised (I sure as hell was)! 10. Denzel Washington - $24 million  9. Ben Affleck - $38 million 7. Jason...

Ellen and Portia sell Santa Barbara Home

By now everyone knows that Ellen Degeneres and wife Portia DeRossi love buying and selling homes. They take already beautiful properties and turn them into masterpieces that sell for millions. This time they've taken far less than asking.

The property sits on 8 acres of stunning tree filled land with a 6,500 square foot home known as Pompeiian Court and a beautiful pool. There aren't many photos of the property, but the ones we have are gorgeous.

Billionaire Robert Friedland got the place for $32m. A far cry from the $46m they were asking.

Sold: $32,000,000 6,500 sq ft, 8.8 acres, pool

/> By now everyone knows that Ellen Degeneres and wife Portia DeRossi love buying and selling homes. They take already beautiful properties and turn them into masterpieces that sell for millions. This time they've taken far less than asking. The property sits on 8 acres of stunning tree filled land with a 6,500 square foot home known as Pompeiian Court and a beautiful pool. There aren't many photos of the property, but the ones we have are gorgeous. Billionaire Robert Friedland got the ...

Jason Kelce tearfully announces retirement

Football news isn't the sort of thing we get into here, but when its the brother of the future Mr Taylor Swift, we report.

Travis was on hand for his brother Jasons speach and if you know these two brothers, there were a lot of tears. In fact Jason burst into tears before even beginning.

'I won't forget falling short to the Chiefs and the conflicting feeling of the heartbreak I had selfishly for myself and my teammates and, at the same time, the amount of pride I had in my brother. He climbed the mountain top once again. 

Travis emotionally watched his brother's speech.

Kelce announced the decision with his brother Travis, wife Kylie and parents Ed and Donna in attendance at the Eagles' team facility. Footage showed Travis, who wore sunglasses throughout, crying as he watched on.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">An all-time great giving an all-time great retirement speech. <a href="https://twitter.com/JasonKelce?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JasonKelce</a>, forever a legend. <a href="https://t.co/8jNXEcrizp">pic.twitter.com/8jNXEcrizp</a></p>— NFL (@NFL) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1764725973990166689?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 4, 2024</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

/> Football news isn't the sort of thing we get into here, but when its the brother of the future Mr Taylor Swift, we report. Travis was on hand for his brother Jasons speach and if you know these two brothers, there were a lot of tears. In fact Jason burst into tears before even beginning. 'I won't forget falling short to the Chiefs and the conflicting feeling of the heartbreak I had selfishly for myself and my teammates and, at the same time, the amount of pride I had in my brother. He ...

Palace addresses Kate Middleton rumors

If you didn't know, there have been a bunch of rumors circling the internet about Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton.

Back in January Kate went in for an abdominal procedure that was to keep her out of action for two weeks and then on hard rest back at home. This would keep her off any official duties till Easter.

But the internet noticed that no one had seen her at all in months. Not going into the hospital or coming out. Then Prince William backed out of delivering a reading at the funeral of his godfather and people's speculations went wild about his possibly needing to be by her side. Or worse, a rocky marriage was falling apart and the two were living separately.

Well now the Palace is addressing those rumors. Something it almost never does.

A spokesperson for Princess Kate said, "We were very clear from the outset that the Princess of Wales was out until after Easter and Kensington Palace would only be providing updates when something was significant."

The spokesperson reiterated the princess is "doing well."

Of course, this isn't likely to ease anyone's mind as people are as trusting of the royal family as they are of the US government. Like not.

I guess only time will tell.

/> If you didn't know, there have been a bunch of rumors circling the internet about Princess of Wales, Kate Middleton. Back in January Kate went in for an abdominal procedure that was to keep her out of action for two weeks and then on hard rest back at home. This would keep her off any official duties till Easter. But the internet noticed that no one had seen her at all in months. Not going into the hospital or coming out. Then Prince William backed out of delivering a reading at th...

Everything on TV or streaming in March

March 1:
The Completely Made-Up Adventures of Dick Turpin (Apple TV+)
BMF (Starz, Season 3)
Megamind Rules! (Peacock, new animated series)
Side Hustlers (Roku, new competition series)

March 3:
The Regime (HBO, new drama limited series)
Photographer (Disney+, new documentary series)
Wicked Tuna (National Geographic, Season 13)
The Hill Sunday with Chris Stirewalt (NewsNation, new public affairs series)

March 4:
MasterChef Junior (Fox, Season 9)
Queens (National Geographic, new documentary series)
Seeking Sister Wife (TLC, Season 5)
Rock the Block (HGTV, Season 5)
Spring Baking Championship (Food Network, Season 10)
Studio C (BYUtv, Season 18)

March 5
The Cleaning Lady (Fox, Season 3)
Alert: Missing Persons Unit (Fox, Season 2)
Bail Jumpers (Investigation Discovery, new docuseries)
Vincenzo Malinconico: The Italian Lawyer (MHz Choice, Season 1 of Italian drama series)

March 6:
The Masked Singer (Fox, Season 10)
Animal Control (Fox, Season 2)
Family Guy (Fox, Season 22B)
Extraordinary (Hulu, Season 2)
My 600-Lb Life (TLC, Season 12)
Port Protection: Alaska (National Geographic, Season 7)

March 8:
The Reluctant Traveler with Eugene Levy (Apple TV+, Season 2)

March 10:
96th Academy Awards (ABC, live awards special)

March 12:
Password (NBC, new game show revival series)
7 Little Johnstons (TLC, Season 14)
Fixer to Fabulous: Italiano (HGTV, new docuseries)
Wildcard Kitchen (Food Network, new competition series)
Prisoner (MHz Choice, Season 1 of Danish drama series)

March 13:
The Amazing Race (CBS, Season 36)
Teen Mom: Family Reunion (MTV, Season 3)

March 14:
9-1-1 (ABC, Season 7; new network)
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC, Season 20)
Station 19
 (ABC, Season 7; final season)
Apples Never Fall (Peacock, new drama series)
Girls5eva (Netflix, Season 3)
The Girls on the Bus (Max, new drama series)

March 15:
Manhunt (Apple TV+, new drama limited series)

March 16:
Critter Fixers: Country Vets (Nat Geo Wild, Season 6)

March 17:
In Restless Dreams (MGM+, new documentary miniseries)
Call the Midwife (PBS, Season 13)
Alice & Jack (PBS, new drama series)
Nolly (PBS, new drama miniseries)
90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After? (TLC, Season 8)
Quiet on the Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV (Investigation Discovery, new documentary miniseries)
Relative Race (BYUtv, Season 13)

March 20:
Top Chef (Bravo, Season 21)
Palm Royale (Apple TV+, new comedy series)
Morphle and the Magic Pets (Disney Junior, new children’s animated series)

March 21:
3 Body Problem (Netflix, new drama series; moved from January)
Down Home Fab (HGTV, Season 2)
House Hunters: All Stars (HGTV, new docuseries)

March 22:
Davey and Jonesie’s Locker (Prime Video, new comedy series)
Our Miracle Years (PBS, Season 2)

March 23:
The Valley (Bravo, new unscripted series)

March 26:
The King (MHz Choice, Season 1 of Italian drama series)

March 28:
We Were the Lucky Ones (Hulu, new drama series)
The Baxters (Prime Video, new drama series)
Hope on the Street (Prime Video, new docuseries)

March 29:
A Gentleman in Moscow (Showtime, new drama limited series)
Fraggle Rock: Back to the Rock (Apple TV+, Season 2)

March 30:
UFL Inaugural Season Kickoff Game (Network TBA, live sports event)

March 31:
Parish (AMC, new drama series)

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